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[miniphalla] PhallaKart: Mini Circuit - Tryclyde obtains the Mini Cup

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Then the safest thing to do is not think at all, which has been my plan from the beginning.

    And now I have negative votes.

    Robos A Go Go on
  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have no idea what you people are talking about.

    Why are you all being so strange?

    And why is this kart not moving? I'm turning it left and right, but I'm still not bloody going anywhere.

    Somebody help?!?!


    What am I doing wrong?

    Just push the gas pedal by itself!

    Pushing the gas and the brake at the same time leads to bad things! :P

    ecco the dolphin on
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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Then the safest thing to do is not think at all, which has been my plan from the beginning.

    Oh, phalla.

    Gandalf_the_Crazed on
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have no idea what you people are talking about.

    Why are you all being so strange?

    And why is this kart not moving? I'm turning it left and right, but I'm still not bloody going anywhere.

    Somebody help?!?!


    What am I doing wrong?

    Just push the gas pedal by itself!

    Pushing the gas and the brake at the same time leads to bad things! :P

    Which one's the gas pedal? which one's the break?

    Is the gas the red button?

    Cause gas burns like fire, and fire is red.

    lonelyahava on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    KIRBO SUCKS WIND twisters can not harm me

    Gives me a bad case of indigestion though.

    B:L on
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  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have no idea what you people are talking about.

    Why are you all being so strange?

    And why is this kart not moving? I'm turning it left and right, but I'm still not bloody going anywhere.

    Somebody help?!?!


    What am I doing wrong?

    Just push the gas pedal by itself!

    Pushing the gas and the brake at the same time leads to bad things! :P

    Which one's the gas pedal? which one's the break?

    Is the gas the red button?

    Cause gas burns like fire, and fire is red.

    Oh no, no! That'll be why you're staying still!

    The brakes are the red ones, because the only time you brake is when you're going so fast that you heat up the brake pads to a fiery red colour.

    The gas is... well, is there ever a time when we let go of the gas? It's practically on by default, isn't it? :P

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited November 2009
    !Burnage, make sure to remember how I voted for you.

    Also !Robos A Go Go

    Daius on
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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Daius, what have I done to deserve this?

    Robos A Go Go on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The Dry Dry Desert race is over!

    Let's see how long this takes me...

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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    End of Race 1 Spreadsheet (up to post 290)

    ... I left Tiphareth's votes in, for reference.

    MrBlarney on
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  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have no idea what you people are talking about.

    Why are you all being so strange?

    And why is this kart not moving? I'm turning it left and right, but I'm still not bloody going anywhere.

    Somebody help?!?!


    What am I doing wrong?

    Just push the gas pedal by itself!

    Pushing the gas and the brake at the same time leads to bad things! :P

    Which one's the gas pedal? which one's the break?

    Is the gas the red button?

    Cause gas burns like fire, and fire is red.

    This is why I don't let my wimmins drive
    ZOMG please don't hit me again!!!

    LoserForHireX on
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have no idea what you people are talking about.

    Why are you all being so strange?

    And why is this kart not moving? I'm turning it left and right, but I'm still not bloody going anywhere.

    Somebody help?!?!


    What am I doing wrong?

    Just push the gas pedal by itself!

    Pushing the gas and the brake at the same time leads to bad things! :P

    Which one's the gas pedal? which one's the break?

    Is the gas the red button?

    Cause gas burns like fire, and fire is red.

    Oh no, no! That'll be why you're staying still!

    The brakes are the red ones, because the only time you brake is when you're going so fast that you heat up the brake pads to a fiery red colour.

    The gas is... well, is there ever a time when we let go of the gas? It's practically on by default, isn't it? :P

    You're just going to have to come show me what I'm doing wrong.

    Cause I just don't get it.

    And I can't seem to stop spinning in place.


    After you run Loser over for me, of course.

    Well, no. That just means Loser doesn't get any of the cookies I made. Or the brownies. Or the nachos. Or the chili....

    lonelyahava on
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Crap... totally messed that up D:

    I'll be better from now on, I promise!

    crimsoncoyote on
  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Not the cookies, anything but the cookies!!!!!!!

    LoserForHireX on
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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The competition is fierce from the onset, and with unprecedented luck of the item blocks there is also fierce carnage. Hammer Bro was disqualified after bringing one of his own hammers and throwing it at another racer. King K. Rool found himself under heavy bombardment of green and red shells and did not recover! Wario ironically was taken out by a bob-omb, tragic.

    During the last lap, a Thunderbolt was used!

    The race still not over however, and two more racers were shut down by red shells. Bowser and Donkey Kong would not be finishing today.

    meanwhile...

    YOU IMBECILE. Fryguy cowered as he returned to his form before Wart, flickering meekly. WHY AM I ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY INCOMPETENTS?

    The other minions felt Wart's presence creep into their minds.

    HERE IS WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO NEXT RACE...


    Dry Dry Desert Standings
    1. kime (+15)
    2. FunkyWaltDogg (+12)
    3. MrBlarney (+10)
    4. LoserForHireX (+8)
    5. Spectrum (+7)
    6. shalmelo (+6)
    7. adventfalls (+5)
    8. Dunadan019 (+4)
    9. Jaenther (+3)
    10. Daius (+2)
    11. simonwolf (+1)
    12. eecc
    13. crimsoncoyote
    14. Zandracon
    15. Tiphareth
    16. Gandalf_the_Crazed
    17. Raakam
    18. enlightenedbum
    19. Robos A Go Go

    Did Not Finish

    [*]Arivia (Hammer Bro) - disqualified
    [*]B:L (Bowser) - red shelled
    [*]Burnage (King K. Rool) - red shelled
    [*]lonelyahava (Wario) - bob-ombed
    [*]Toxic Toys (Donkey Kong, seized by Fryguy) - red shelled



    Update PMs will be going out, once they are out the next course will be announced.

    crimsoncoyote and Tiphareth are on notice. From now on a missed vote by any player will result in replacement!

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I need a new engine.

    enlightenedbum on
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    OOoooooOOOOooooOOOO

    I may have died, but I took Toxic with me.

    Booyah, bitch.

    OoooOOOooOOOO

    lonelyahava on
  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    That explains what Infidel meant by name not being indicative of alignment.

    adventfalls on
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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    By the way, I vote Robos to move ahead, as he's in last place.

    enlightenedbum on
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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kime

    Funkywaltdog

    Robos A Go Go on
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Aw, thanks Bum!

    Robos A Go Go on
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    That vote is in the wrong color, Robos.

    enlightenedbum on
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    If by "wrong," you mean "right," then I agree.

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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Woo, 3rd place! But the fact that B:L and Burnage, who each got 3 Blue Sparks votes, got taken out concerns me somewhat. Is there baddie interference in there somewhere?

    Start of Race 2 (up to post 296)

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I will support kime until he dies in a blaze of glory, as he inevitably must because he's in first place and kime.

    Robos A Go Go on
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kime, you survived day one, if we didn't have a baddy to look at the vote of, I'd be voting for you for death. Also, you have too many points, I need you dead to catch up. :P

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kime, you survived day one, if we didn't have a baddy to look at the vote of, I'd be voting for you for death. Also, you have too many points, I need you dead to catch up. :P
    You don't need to win the race to win the game, silly.
    I will support kime until he dies in a blaze of glory, as he inevitably must because he's in first place and kime.

    You still owe me I think :P. But trust me, this blaze of glory? Biggest you've ever seen

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    He voted for Jaenther for blue sparks, me with the red vote, and offered his item to Tiphareth in exchange for the sparks vote.

    I don't think any of that means anything.

    !kime

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Racers to the starting lanes!

    Update PMs are out, if you feel I missed anything let me know.

    Course: Koopa Troopa Beach
    Effect: None.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Boring map

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  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Bring me Rainbow Road!

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Yeah, I don't think this track has been interesting in any iteration of Mario Kart. Will Infidel be the first?

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Yeah, I don't think this track has been interesting in any iteration of Mario Kart. Will Infidel be the first?

    I liked it in Mario Kart DS, if I am thinking of the right stage anyway.
    Kime

    Funkywaltdog

    Even though you red-voted me and misspelled my name, Robos A Go Go.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Actually, I think it is you who has misspelled your name.

    Just kidding, MrBlarney

    Robos A Go Go on
  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Sticking to my guns, ebum.

    adventfalls for now.

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kime has too many points.

    Not sure about blue-vote yet.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You're aware, of course, that the more points I have the better the village is doing, right? And that this applies to all villagers? If we kill off anyone who gains points, we're gonna lose kind of fast...

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You just want the Mini Cup for yourself!

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You just want the Mini Cup for yourself!
    ......

    So?

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    kime wrote: »
    You just want the Mini Cup for yourself!
    ......

    So?

    We wants it!

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