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skull man is literally pimping us [regerlar or innernetdating thread]

MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
edited November 2009 in Singularity Engine++

naw, I'm just messing with you

A bunch of us have okCupid.com profiles and maybe you should too! It's free and simple and all you have to do is figure out how to make strangers like you based off a tiny bit of trivial information about yourself and pick the pictures that make you look cute as a button instead of all pimply and gross.

You get to put in some "essays" about yourself, as many pictures as you want, and answer a whole bunch of multiple choice questions, and then every day you'll get sent three matched profiles of ladies or dudes you might be interested in to your "quiver." You can also just list people who are near you and see if there are any attractive, interesting ones.

Don't bother with ice-breakers. That shit is dumb as all get-out. You send some faceless internet person a message based off the fact that you both listed "chocolate" somewhere in your profile and then they respond to you so you can find out they're hideous or a Twilight fan or some such nonsense.

So let's do something about our problems instead of wallowing in self-pity and loneliness, and help each other out selling ourselves to strangers. Post your profiles! Tell people to use different pictures! Et cetera!


I'll go first

I kinda started overhauling it the other day but then I got lazy. Need to pick a direction and go with it.

I'm also told you can talk to girls, as they say, "eye are ell"

we will confirm this information as further reports come in

for maximum embarrassment and your stalking needs, here's a big 'ol list of nerds who need dates, compiled by Campion:
Campion wrote: »
Anjin-San wrote: »

Killjoy wrote: »
cj iwakura wrote: »
I should get a new photo at some point.
Air wrote: »
oh shit guys i gotta get goin to play some squash
um here is what i got so far but it is halfway done
Iskander wrote: »
hey now my okc profile has in fact gotten me into contact with about half a dozen different ladies
only one of whom i've actually decided to meet
and bone
it is very incomplete and bad, i think...
Brainleech wrote: »
Do me I want to see what horrors await
So boring
Evander wrote: »
If anyone has any advice for me it could not hurt:
Beasteh wrote: »
I don't think anyone gave me any feedback on my profile yet.
I want your feedbacks.
Yea.... that's the ticket brosef... it was all carefully constructed to trap dem wimmuns.
I don't have a whole lot of time, but is it now a little more approachable now? Less instant suck?
The feedback is appreciated because I was starting to feel like a pariah or something, I wasn't getting many replies or hits.
Campion wrote: »
So a reread my profile and took out things that weren't necessary, or outdated.
I guess I don't like talking about myself too much!
MrMonroe wrote: »
I think it's my turn
celandine wrote: »
Here's me: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/celandine13/
Not really looking seriously, though.
How do I see if we're enemies or friends or whatever?
Berk wrote: »
Campion wrote: »
Hey berk I heard you had a date soon/recently!
I am yeah tomorrow I have a date for a life drawing thingy set to music in a pub, and I was kinda weirded out how you knew until i realised ive posted about this already.
CowShark wrote: »
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/shibbylube/Thats my okcupid profile. Have at it boys.

and then
Zoel wrote: »
oh i guess this is me


I used to date then I got a job
Gatsby wrote: »

MrMonroe on


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