skull man is literally pimping us [regerlar or innernetdating thread]
MrMonroe
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naw, I'm just messing with you
A bunch of us have okCupid.com profiles and maybe you should too! It's free and simple and all you have to do is figure out how to make strangers like you based off a tiny bit of trivial information about yourself and pick the pictures that make you look cute as a button instead of all pimply and gross.
You get to put in some "essays" about yourself, as many pictures as you want, and answer a whole bunch of multiple choice questions, and then every day you'll get sent three matched profiles of ladies or dudes you might be interested in to your "quiver." You can also just list people who are near you and see if there are any attractive, interesting ones.
Don't bother with ice-breakers. That shit is dumb as all get-out. You send some faceless internet person a message based off the fact that you both listed "chocolate" somewhere in your profile and then they respond to you so you can find out they're hideous or a Twilight fan or some such nonsense.
So let's do something about our problems instead of wallowing in self-pity and loneliness, and help each other out selling ourselves to strangers. Post your profiles! Tell people to use different pictures! Et cetera!
Here
I'll go first
I kinda started overhauling it the other day but then I got lazy. Need to pick a direction and go with it.
I'm also told you can talk to girls, as they say, "eye are ell"
we will confirm this information as further reports come in
for maximum embarrassment and your stalking needs, here's a big 'ol list of nerds who need dates, compiled by Campion:
and then
naw, I'm just messing with you
A bunch of us have okCupid.com profiles and maybe you should too! It's free and simple and all you have to do is figure out how to make strangers like you based off a tiny bit of trivial information about yourself and pick the pictures that make you look cute as a button instead of all pimply and gross.
You get to put in some "essays" about yourself, as many pictures as you want, and answer a whole bunch of multiple choice questions, and then every day you'll get sent three matched profiles of ladies or dudes you might be interested in to your "quiver." You can also just list people who are near you and see if there are any attractive, interesting ones.
Don't bother with ice-breakers. That shit is dumb as all get-out. You send some faceless internet person a message based off the fact that you both listed "chocolate" somewhere in your profile and then they respond to you so you can find out they're hideous or a Twilight fan or some such nonsense.
So let's do something about our problems instead of wallowing in self-pity and loneliness, and help each other out selling ourselves to strangers. Post your profiles! Tell people to use different pictures! Et cetera!
Here
I'll go first
I kinda started overhauling it the other day but then I got lazy. Need to pick a direction and go with it.
I'm also told you can talk to girls, as they say, "eye are ell"
we will confirm this information as further reports come in
for maximum embarrassment and your stalking needs, here's a big 'ol list of nerds who need dates, compiled by Campion:
Alrighthttp://www.okcupid.com/profile/steezedispenser/
here we gocj iwakura wrote: »http://www.okcupid.com/profile/cj_iwakura/
I should get a new photo at some point.oh shit guys i gotta get goin to play some squash
um here is what i got so far but it is halfway done
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/lkois/hey now my okc profile has in fact gotten me into contact with about half a dozen different ladies
only one of whom i've actually decided to meet
and bone
ha!
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/page5
it is very incomplete and bad, i think...Brainleech wrote: »Do me I want to see what horrors await
So boringIf anyone has any advice for me it could not hurt:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/evander/http://www.okcupid.com/profile/gungnir85/
ok slay meMunkus Beaver wrote: »I don't think anyone gave me any feedback on my profile yet.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Munkus/
I want your feedbacks.Dragonicity wrote: »Yea.... that's the ticket brosef... it was all carefully constructed to trap dem wimmuns.
I don't have a whole lot of time, but is it now a little more approachable now? Less instant suck?
The feedback is appreciated because I was starting to feel like a pariah or something, I wasn't getting many replies or hits.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/AlwaysAskingWhy/So a reread my profile and took out things that weren't necessary, or outdated.
I guess I don't like talking about myself too much!
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/AnDeeDooRarr/I think it's my turnHere's me: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/celandine13/
Not really looking seriously, though.
How do I see if we're enemies or friends or whatever?Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »Zombies Tossed My Salad! wrote: »Auntie Shibby wrote: »http://www.okcupid.com/profile/shibbylube/Thats my okcupid profile. Have at it boys.
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anyone have moderate success using this shit?
but every time i look at my picture, or even my own face, i just think "no one will ever fucking love you."
so i deleted my profile and ate some ice cream.
yeah, i had a few bites
although i ended up in a satisfying relationship through this forum
she's currently with a 41 year old and getting 500 a week cash
We've been dating for over a year now rather happily.
shit, i need an established man
took her to milan last weekend
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but i'd rather move somewhere else first
getting into a relationship in this town is only going to keep me from moving away longer.
because i will admit that i would pork an old guy for mad ducats.
let me know how that works out for you
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Kovak/
Are you in a mutually-beneficial relationship, Jess?
"English (poorly)" is a nice touch
TIME TO GET SOME INTERNET COUGARS
If I meet anybody in person, I want them to be prepared.
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yes, yes I am
I'd be surprised if you didn't get ladies with this.
do they want cash up front
i wonder how long you could pretend to be well off for
then, presumably, they have sex with you
turns out they're way too common for me to make any sense of it
met some cool ladies, made a few friends, had some sex, got stalked a little
but there are just too few people using it in my town so I've moved to an Australian Specific dating site called RSVP
on the down side, you have to pay to initially make contact with a person (10 bucks)
but on the upside there are hundreds and hundreds of people who match my search criteria who still log on every week
Been on it a month or so and had some decent nibbles, set up a date or two for the next month or so
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I don't really use it very much except to browse my stalkers to feel better about myself occasionally
you will be amazed at the result
Why thank you.
DE?AD has been complaining about my profile picture nonstop.
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why hello there princess
93% Match 92% Friend 6% Enemy
:winky:
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