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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2009
    NaS your cake party picture is fantastic

    Unknown User on
  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    NotACrook, the Cake Party picture is delightful and/or menacing.

    EDIT: See?

    DE?AD on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    I told DE?AD to draw himself a picture, but it wasn't very flattering

    Just make yourself look welcoming, like a blond fuzzy bear

    you're not allowed to have illustrated pictures of yourself

    That is dumb, you should be allowed to have one as your secondary or tertiary picture

    (what am I even doing in this thread)

    AMP'd on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Here's an example of how few ladies in my area are on OK Cupid

    I have had one stalker in the last 2 weeks

    and on RSVP, the australian based one

    I have had 25 stalkers in the last 24 hours.

    #pipe on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i may need you people to help me set up one of these dealies

    because i am no good at writing about myself and am terrible with women

    hey maybe i should just write that

    Air on
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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Bayesian wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Oh, right.

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/38Simulated/

    I don't have a goatee anymore.

    how long ago were those were second, fourth and fifth pictures taken

    The first one was in April, the one after that was last October, then second grade, the fourth was actually a couple of years ago, maybe three, and the last one was last summer maybe (2008)?

    Why do you ask?

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hmm, always wondered how successful these sites really are. Never made a profile myself seeing as I'm 18 and I feel like I should try the usual way first.

    Gatsby on
  • AgentofOrangeAgentofOrange Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I've been on okaycupid for three years and obtained no value from it.
    Look at me, Ladies, am I really so bad?

    31% Enemy, wow, that's high.

    Fuck, came here for friends and all I get is a new enemy.
    Alright, so, how do we get this nemesis thing started, do I kidnap someone you love, or what

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    air, just use kovak's profile

    I made it for anyone to use

    Skull Man on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Here's an example of how few ladies in my area are on OK Cupid

    I have had one stalker in the last 2 weeks

    and on RSVP, the australian based one

    I have had 25 stalkers in the last 24 hours.

    that sounds much better

    Air on
    darjeelingshortsig95.jpg
  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Air wrote: »
    i may need you people to help me set up one of these dealies

    because i am no good at writing about myself and am terrible with women

    hey maybe i should just write that

    Get jezz to write it up, you know he'd do a good job

    At scaring them all way from you

    Gatsby on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2009
    skull man's kovak profile is a thing of genius

    Unknown User on
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    air, just use kovak's profile

    I made it for anyone to use

    yes i was thinking i might do just this
    cull the profiles of those who live nowhere near me

    Air on
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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I've been on okaycupid for three years and obtained no value from it.
    Look at me, Ladies, am I really so bad?

    31% Enemy, wow, that's high.

    Fuck, came here for friends and all I get is a new enemy.
    Alright, so, how do we get this nemesis thing started, do I kidnap someone you love, or what

    Well are you going to be the bad guy and I'm the hero or what? This is important for my costume choice.


    Also, are we like Batman/Joker nemesis or Batman/Catwoman?

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Oh, right.

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/38Simulated/

    I don't have a goatee anymore.

    awww, I liked the goatee

    I feel better without it, for some reason. Plus, it annoys me in the winter.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Air wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Here's an example of how few ladies in my area are on OK Cupid

    I have had one stalker in the last 2 weeks

    and on RSVP, the australian based one

    I have had 25 stalkers in the last 24 hours.

    that sounds much better

    yeah it is, but you gotta be prepared to drop some cash

    to "open a contact window" you gotta use a "stamp"

    the minimum amount of stamps you can buy is 6, for $60, and the stamps last 3 months before they expire.

    #pipe on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    air, just use kovak's profile

    I made it for anyone to use

    Unfortunately, I do not have a black friend and could not use it in good conscience

    Tossrock on
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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009

    how are we 28% enemies? does not compute

    Usagi on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    NaS your cake party picture is fantastic

    It's about my favorite picture of all time.

    NotASenator on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    NaC, wear your glasses less

    And be scruffier

    AMP'd on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    NaC you look a bit like Ben Affleck in a couple of your pictures

    Gatsby on
  • BayesianBayesian Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Bayesian wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Oh, right.

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/38Simulated/

    I don't have a goatee anymore.

    how long ago were those were second, fourth and fifth pictures taken

    The first one was in April, the one after that was last October, then second grade, the fourth was actually a couple of years ago, maybe three, and the last one was last summer maybe (2008)?

    Why do you ask?

    to me you look a lot younger in those pictures than in your cake party one, that's all

    Bayesian on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    tell you what, fellas

    I'll write a profile for you in exchange for a Forum Favor to be called in if I need it

    PM me the list thing and some things about you and I'll whip up a doozy

    Skull Man on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Here's an example of how few ladies in my area are on OK Cupid

    I have had one stalker in the last 2 weeks

    and on RSVP, the australian based one

    I have had 25 stalkers in the last 24 hours.

    that sounds much better

    yeah it is, but you gotta be prepared to drop some cash

    to "open a contact window" you gotta use a "stamp"

    the minimum amount of stamps you can buy is 6, for $60, and the stamps last 3 months before they expire.

    okay fuck that shit id rather die bitter and alone

    Air on
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    tell you what, fellas

    I'll write a profile for you in exchange for a Forum Favor to be called in if I need it

    PM me the list thing and some things about you and I'll whip up a doozy

    I'm not really in the market, but you can have a Forum Favor for free

    Tossrock on
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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    skull man, that is a stand up thing to do

    Usagi on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Usagi wrote: »

    how are we 28% enemies? does not compute

    Tank and I are 30% enemies.

    NotASenator on
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Damn, had to change back from being internet-bisexual to boring-old-straight.

    TankHammer on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    aw, you know

    Skull Man on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2009
    I think I'm gonna rewrite like, most of my profile.

    Unknown User on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    air, just use kovak's profile

    I made it for anyone to use

    Unfortunately, I do not have a black friend and could not use it in good conscience

    conveniently enough i have a single black friend
    well half black

    in australia that is the same as super black

    Air on
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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »

    how are we 28% enemies? does not compute

    Tank and I are 30% enemies.

    He has a few this high. He's just very unlikable.

    VisionOfClarity on
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Usagi wrote: »

    how are we 28% enemies? does not compute

    We're fighting over the same woman.

    TankHammer on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    NaC, wear your glasses less

    And be scruffier

    But then I can't see and I feel dirty.

    NotASenator on
  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    tell you what, fellas

    I'll write a profile for you in exchange for a Forum Favor to be called in if I need it

    PM me the list thing and some things about you and I'll whip up a doozy

    If the favour has anything to do with crosswords or Zelda Fitzgerald, I'm out.

    Gatsby on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man but you suck at writing profiles

    how is that a deal at all

    Javen on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2009
    some of skull man's lines are funny so I figure I'll just steal them.

    Unknown User on
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »

    how are we 28% enemies? does not compute

    Tank and I are 30% enemies.

    well you and I are 26% but I know we disagree about a miasma of things, so it's not unexpected

    an enemy trifecta, I suppose

    Usagi on
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Usagi wrote: »

    how are we 28% enemies? does not compute

    We're fighting over the same woman.

    she's a redhead now

    you watch out

    Usagi on
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