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skull man is literally pimping us [regerlar or innernetdating thread]

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    i got an icebreaker today that was just 'um, hi?'

    real nice opener there, lady

    hey fuck you pal, no one's messaged me ever

    i think that one actually put me behind where i started

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    I think the enemy part is because I haven't answered questions or something

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    How does OKCupid determine how much of an "Enemy" you'd be, anyway?

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    want fuck y/n

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Y. Y. Y.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    I hate when people wink at you. My god this website is free, take two seconds to send a message.

    I have exactly zero time for someone who contacts me, on this paid dating site, with a two line email

    they are literally spending 10 dollars to say
    Subject line: Hi

    Body: How's it goin :)

    That's just as bad.

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    AgentofOrangeAgentofOrange Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    How does OKCupid determine how much of an "Enemy" you'd be, anyway?
    A series of high precision questions, calibrated to identify your exact persona.

    okcupid-sophisticated.png

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Munkus.

    Munkus I'm sorry.

    I'm sorry I'm 39% enemy with you, Munkus.

    I'm sorry Munkus.

    Munkus.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    How does OKCupid determine how much of an "Enemy" you'd be, anyway?

    You can choose what answers you'd like your match to have, and how important it is that they answer a certain way.

    I think 'friend' is how often they answer questions exactly like you, and 'match' is how often they choose things that are important to you/how often you choose things that are important to them.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i got an icebreaker today that was just 'um, hi?'

    real nice opener there, lady

    the icebreaker thing seems dumb though

    okcupid sets up someone who lives near you and likes something you like and says "Hey, send them an Icebreaker" without telling you who they are, so I can understand the "Um, hi?"

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    This thread has gone so damn fast
    God, SE++ is desperate and lonely

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Also, I'm afraid that given the opportunity, I would put "Slippery when wet" as my sign

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    these sites were never a thing I was into

    I don't like putting my info up on a thing for other people to look at

    I'm weird that way I guess

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    AgentofOrangeAgentofOrange Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    How does OKCupid determine how much of an "Enemy" you'd be, anyway?
    A series of high precision questions, calibrated to identify your exact persona.

    okcupid-sophisticated.png

    for those interested, my answer was "mother"

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    i got an icebreaker today that was just 'um, hi?'

    real nice opener there, lady

    the icebreaker thing seems dumb though

    okcupid sets up someone who lives near you and likes something you like and says "Hey, send them an Icebreaker" without telling you who they are, so I can understand the "Um, hi?"

    The icebreaker thing is really dumb.

    Oh hey this person likes Burn Notice you should message them!

    No way man, what if they got a horse's face and like to watch Twilight I ain't getting into that mess.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    How does OKCupid determine how much of an "Enemy" you'd be, anyway?
    A series of high precision questions, calibrated to identify your exact persona.

    okcupid-sophisticated.png

    for those interested, my answer was "mother"

    You know who would be interested?

    Freud

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    This thread has gone so damn fast
    God, SE++ is desperate and lonely

    In the forum's defense, though, a lot of that is probably just me.

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    AgentofOrangeAgentofOrange Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    How does OKCupid determine how much of an "Enemy" you'd be, anyway?
    A series of high precision questions, calibrated to identify your exact persona.

    okcupid-sophisticated.png

    for those interested, my answer was "mother"

    You know who would be interested?

    Freud
    Just sayin', wouldn't want Dad to get interested

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    GUYS BLANKSPACE IS SOME KINDA HOT YOUNG ETHNIC! :o

    ahem

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    i got an icebreaker today that was just 'um, hi?'

    real nice opener there, lady

    the icebreaker thing seems dumb though

    okcupid sets up someone who lives near you and likes something you like and says "Hey, send them an Icebreaker" without telling you who they are, so I can understand the "Um, hi?"

    The icebreaker thing is really dumb.

    Oh hey this person likes Burn Notice you should message them!

    No way man, what if they got a horse's face and like to watch Twilight I ain't getting into that mess.

    exactly, except replace "likes Burn Notice" with "reads Neil Gaiman" and that adds a whole new level of oh boy this could be bad

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    i got an icebreaker today that was just 'um, hi?'

    real nice opener there, lady

    the icebreaker thing seems dumb though

    okcupid sets up someone who lives near you and likes something you like and says "Hey, send them an Icebreaker" without telling you who they are, so I can understand the "Um, hi?"

    everyone in my area is dumb anyway

    the vast majority are freshmen girls who are SO TOTALLY IN YOUR FACE, BITCH, I'm FUCKIN HORNY ALL THE TIME BUT DON"T ASK ME ABOUT SEX CUZ THAT'S WEIRD

    i can't stand that shit

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2009
    I recently was Icebroken to something I don't even enjoy and is nowhere on my profile.

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited November 2009

    82% Match 54% Friend

    I've never seen one where the two are really that different, at least, not where the friend is lower.

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    GUYS BLANKSPACE IS SOME KINDA HOT YOUNG ETHNIC! :o

    ahem
    What you tryin to say here bro

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    AgentofOrangeAgentofOrange Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I got an ice breaker once that informed me of some girl who also enjoys the study of science.
    As well as aliens. And ghosts. And Twilight.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Too bad I deleted the old screenshot but there was one asking if you'd consider having sex with an animal. You rated your willingness from 1 to 5.

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    OKCupid seems to be pretty good - better than plentyoffish. Not like I do a lot of internet dating....

    Anyway, my profile. I actually just met a girl on OKCupid a couple weeks ago. We've gone out a couple times, so now I'm trying to think of something interesting for a third date. I was thinking hiking in the mountains, but it's starting to get cold....

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    pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    i got an icebreaker today that was just 'um, hi?'

    real nice opener there, lady

    the icebreaker thing seems dumb though

    okcupid sets up someone who lives near you and likes something you like and says "Hey, send them an Icebreaker" without telling you who they are, so I can understand the "Um, hi?"

    everyone in my area is dumb anyway

    the vast majority are freshmen girls who are SO TOTALLY IN YOUR FACE, BITCH, I'm FUCKIN HORNY ALL THE TIME BUT DON"T ASK ME ABOUT SEX CUZ THAT'S WEIRD

    i can't stand that shit

    ahahaha, this made me laugh too much because it's so accurate

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    GUYS BLANKSPACE IS SOME KINDA HOT YOUNG ETHNIC! :o

    ahem

    my crippling weakness.

    attractive brown people.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    I really dislike the OkCupid format. It's seriously tl;dr. And if I did read all that it's like, ok, now I have no reason to ask you any questions since I just found out everything about you ever.

    well you should be comfortable in the fact that the vast majority of other users feel the same way

    and I'm glad you're leaving all the interesting people for me

    By this do you mean that there are lots of people who have terrible effortless profile?
    I have only looked at a few of the ones posted in this thread.

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/BostonSkepchick/

    I edited mine almost completely blank at one point.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    like a mormon tank girl or somethin'

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    GUYS BLANKSPACE IS SOME KINDA HOT YOUNG ETHNIC! :o

    ahem
    What you tryin to say here bro

    i thought it was common kind of knowledge that i was the hot young ethnic

    but i guess i ought to camwhore more or something

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    GUYS BLANKSPACE IS SOME KINDA HOT YOUNG ETHNIC! :o

    ahem

    my crippling weakness.

    attractive brown people.
    Uh

    I am pale as a sheet dude

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    i got an icebreaker today that was just 'um, hi?'

    real nice opener there, lady

    the icebreaker thing seems dumb though

    okcupid sets up someone who lives near you and likes something you like and says "Hey, send them an Icebreaker" without telling you who they are, so I can understand the "Um, hi?"

    The icebreaker thing is really dumb.

    Oh hey this person likes Burn Notice you should message them!

    No way man, what if they got a horse's face and like to watch Twilight I ain't getting into that mess.

    exactly, except replace "likes Burn Notice" with "reads Neil Gaiman" and that adds a whole new level of oh boy this could be bad

    Then you find out later that what they meant was "real gay men" and just have a speech impediment.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    oh incidentally, I took that relationship type test and it gave me a reasonable, multi-part answer and then boiled it down to:

    "Pool Boy"

    which has some negative connotations I'm not too stoked about.

    Does that show up on my profile for anyone else? I can't see it and I hope no one else can either.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    oh man, I forgot I actually had an account on here

    I didn't do anything with it and the only message i have is this one

    ugay.jpg

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    oh man, I forgot I actually had an account on here

    I didn't do anything with it and the only message i have is this one

    ugay.jpg

    So? What was your answer?

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