rad. my alien book made it to an awesome post. thanks, bombsy.
also, it's 3:30 in the morning. I live in a city that should never see snow and I just spent a good hour or more out in it. My activities previous to going out in the snow kept me from realizing a short sleeve linen shirt and flip flops weren't the ideal attire for the first 15 or so minutes I was out there.
Also, my ability to type this post with what I assume to be at least minimal errors shows that I am sobering up way too fast. I should try to get to bed before I'm thinking fully straight again.
I had a small bowl of Honey Nuts Cheerios today, and a bowl of lentil soup, and a bagel. Not my proudest of food-days.
I think I've been constantly craving good healthy delicious vegetables and lean meats, ever since I got back home. I had some of these, but...not enough. I need me hella delicious chicken breasts and hella steamed broccoli and hella string beans, sautéed, with a dash of salt and peppa and a few drops of sesame oil (sesame oil is hella powerful in the taste dept). HOLY CRAP, THEY ARE AMAZING THAT WAY. Everybody make them that way. I demand it.
Also I'll take some of the load off your arteries for you, just send me summa that sesame chicken once you've made it. Put it on ice and send it to me through next-day mail.
I thought you were going to set an alarm and wake up! How am I to blame?!
Was I supposed to come to your house and throw rocks through your windows or something? If so, you need to drop more obvious hints!
I did! I woke up at 1pm! And then I couldn't sleep, so I read...thinking it would help....and I read for 3.5 hours. I read half the book I was reading. Then it was 7am and I swore a lot in my head.
SO I went to bed early last night! Around 1am! And I woke up this morning...and didn't get out of bed until 3! Because there was absolutely no reason to!
And I tried going to bed again tonight at a reasonable hour, but again couldn't! And again read forever!
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On the upside, in one of the dreams I had last night, I had to pet a polar bear to get a Klondike bar. That was pretty funny.
I thought you were going to set an alarm and wake up! How am I to blame?!
Was I supposed to come to your house and throw rocks through your windows or something? If so, you need to drop more obvious hints!
I did! I woke up at 1pm! And then I couldn't sleep, so I read...thinking it would help....and I read for 3.5 hours. I read half the book I was reading. Then it was 7am and I swore a lot in my head.
SO I went to bed early last night! Around 1am! And I woke up this morning...and didn't get out of bed until 3! Because there was absolutely no reason to!
And I tried going to bed again tonight at a reasonable hour, but again couldn't! And again read forever!
So you're blaming me for this because....I advocated literacy?
Should I have suggested you run 15 miles while carrying a 150lb barbell instead, to tire you out and give you some heinously freakish quads?
So you're blaming me for this because....I advocated literacy?
Should I have suggested you run 15 miles while carrying a 150lb barbell instead, to tire you out and give you some heinously freakish quads?
Well now that's not going to happen either, because now I want something fried.
Dammit man! Why must you deny me peace and good health?!
Ok, you got me- I was thinking if I fattened you up enough and made you stay up for incredibly long periods, eventually you'd start falling asleep on your feet in the daytime...and eventually, you'll do it at the top of a hill...and then I could tip you over and you'd roll down the hill and it would make for a HYSTERICAL youtube video.
The two of you have the ultimate in unhealthy relationships.
I'm hoping to cite it for a research paper I'm writing for a fancy scientific journal.
I expect many awards.
Because your sketchbook was, unbeknownst to you, actually haunted? It's evil presence a black mark on your soul, bringing about your malaise and general negativity?
Huh, it's wasn't until the past half hour that I began to feel tired. Until around four, it still felt like it was the afternoon or something.
Yeah, now I feel kinda tired...I considered not turning my computer on again, for fear it would suck me in to another awake-until-7am disaster.....but now I'm tired! And look, only 6am! Gee whiz, I sure am making progress! I wonder what I'll have to do for a Klondike this time.
Because your sketchbook was, unbeknownst to you, actually haunted? It's evil presence a black mark on your soul, bringing about your malaise and general negativity?
Well, the guy who sold it to me did have an unusual frequency of dramatic lightning cues and really liked the words 'graaaaaave misfortune!' You know, more than the normal amount.
Well on the plus side this means I can start afresh and do something better!
Why am I so optimistic right now? This isn't normal.
Life in Australia has been GREAT since they banned all those video games!
The guy who's the cause of all this is trying to get Modern Warfare 2 refused classification. If that doesn't get someone's attention, or at least provoke someone to beat Michael Atkinson with a stick I don't know what will.
Yeah, actually the corvette logo and the firebird logo do look similar from the right angle. But corvettes in general are better looking cars, though I wouldn't call them good looking cars really. Except the old stingrays or makos.
Well on the plus side this means I can start afresh and do something better!
Why am I so optimistic right now? This isn't normal.
Life in Australia has been GREAT since they banned all those video games!
The guy who's the cause of all this is trying to get Modern Warfare 2 refused classification. If that doesn't get someone's attention, or at least provoke someone to beat Michael Atkinson with a stick I don't know what will.
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also, it's 3:30 in the morning. I live in a city that should never see snow and I just spent a good hour or more out in it. My activities previous to going out in the snow kept me from realizing a short sleeve linen shirt and flip flops weren't the ideal attire for the first 15 or so minutes I was out there.
Also, my ability to type this post with what I assume to be at least minimal errors shows that I am sobering up way too fast. I should try to get to bed before I'm thinking fully straight again.
I think I've been constantly craving good healthy delicious vegetables and lean meats, ever since I got back home. I had some of these, but...not enough. I need me hella delicious chicken breasts and hella steamed broccoli and hella string beans, sautéed, with a dash of salt and peppa and a few drops of sesame oil (sesame oil is hella powerful in the taste dept). HOLY CRAP, THEY ARE AMAZING THAT WAY. Everybody make them that way. I demand it.
I am re-sold.
You said chicken. Then, sesame.
My brain thought, "sesame chicken." Then, "sesame chicken is delicious".
So I googled sesame chicken recipes.
And the sesame chicken recipe said I needed a deep fryer.
And then my brain thought, "Oh shit, I don't have a deep fryer. Deep fryers are for restaurants and fatties, and probably cost millions of pesos."
But I googled it anyway.
And amazon.com told me that deep fryers can in fact be had for very cheap.
Now I am tempted to buy a cheap deep fryer.
And if I buy a cheap deep fryer, I will almost certainly default to deep frying everything and anything I intend to put in my mouth.
Dried fruit, cereal, burritos, sandwiches, mouthwash, everything.
I do not think my arteries will appreciate this very much.
I guess what I'm saying is, WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU!?
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I THINK YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT :x
[tiny] I mostly did this to myself but I can at least PARTIALLY blame you for my plight. And by that I mean entirely. [/tiny]
Was I supposed to come to your house and throw rocks through your windows or something? If so, you need to drop more obvious hints!
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Look at how generous and thoughtful I am.
I did! I woke up at 1pm! And then I couldn't sleep, so I read...thinking it would help....and I read for 3.5 hours. I read half the book I was reading. Then it was 7am and I swore a lot in my head.
SO I went to bed early last night! Around 1am! And I woke up this morning...and didn't get out of bed until 3! Because there was absolutely no reason to!
And I tried going to bed again tonight at a reasonable hour, but again couldn't! And again read forever!
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On the upside, in one of the dreams I had last night, I had to pet a polar bear to get a Klondike bar. That was pretty funny.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
Never approach a polar bear in real life.
Despite what coca-cola commercials promise, they are in fact pricks.
Now I feel like we're dangerously close to forming a conga line, and I highly disapprove of that behavior!
So you're blaming me for this because....I advocated literacy?
Should I have suggested you run 15 miles while carrying a 150lb barbell instead, to tire you out and give you some heinously freakish quads?
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How on earth are you still surprised at all by anything I say?
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Oh well, it was all process work anyway. Still annoying though.
Well now that's not going to happen either, because now I want something fried.
Dammit man! Why must you deny me peace and good health?!
You're like an ugly, awful, 2 piece puzzle.
Also, a very easy puzzle.
That's a bummer, my condolences.
Ok, you got me- I was thinking if I fattened you up enough and made you stay up for incredibly long periods, eventually you'd start falling asleep on your feet in the daytime...and eventually, you'll do it at the top of a hill...and then I could tip you over and you'd roll down the hill and it would make for a HYSTERICAL youtube video.
My dastardly plans, you have unraveled them.
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Well, it can't be that easy if we manage to confound you so...or else you're just really dense.
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Well on the plus side this means I can start afresh and do something better!
Why am I so optimistic right now? This isn't normal.
The two of you have the ultimate in unhealthy relationships.
I'm hoping to cite it for a research paper I'm writing for a fancy scientific journal.
I expect many awards.
Yeah, now I feel kinda tired...I considered not turning my computer on again, for fear it would suck me in to another awake-until-7am disaster.....but now I'm tired! And look, only 6am! Gee whiz, I sure am making progress! I wonder what I'll have to do for a Klondike this time.
I'm opting for the latter.
Oh come on, fat her up enough with fried donuts and her neck will be well insulated with shock absorbing blubber.
Gosh, you make me sound like I'm irresponsible or something.
Life in Australia has been GREAT since they banned all those video games!
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I really don't like either of you.
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This made me laugh out loud.
I just wanted you to know that.
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:^: I was skeptical until I saw him with the corvette.
I now trust him.
e: Um, thanks bacon. I am assuming this is a first.
Let's see, lemme think of a suitable quote.
"This day will live in infamy"?
Well, the guy who sold it to me did have an unusual frequency of dramatic lightning cues and really liked the words 'graaaaaave misfortune!' You know, more than the normal amount.
I'm not sure what you're so delighted about, as I was laughing with joy at having irritated you so much.
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The guy who's the cause of all this is trying to get Modern Warfare 2 refused classification. If that doesn't get someone's attention, or at least provoke someone to beat Michael Atkinson with a stick I don't know what will.
That is not a corvette you asshole.
I was thrown off by the logo. All I know about cars is that I can't afford cool ones.
His site is pretty tits too, after seeing it thumbnailed in the ad I couldn't resist
edit: oh shit he even disabled right clicking
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is it a thundercougarfalconbird?
I just egosearched
thundercougarfalconbird.