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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    fatty

    Tam on
  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    sadfatty.gif

    Fugitive on
  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    rad. my alien book made it to an awesome post. thanks, bombsy.

    also, it's 3:30 in the morning. I live in a city that should never see snow and I just spent a good hour or more out in it. My activities previous to going out in the snow kept me from realizing a short sleeve linen shirt and flip flops weren't the ideal attire for the first 15 or so minutes I was out there.

    Also, my ability to type this post with what I assume to be at least minimal errors shows that I am sobering up way too fast. I should try to get to bed before I'm thinking fully straight again.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I had a small bowl of Honey Nuts Cheerios today, and a bowl of lentil soup, and a bagel. Not my proudest of food-days.

    I think I've been constantly craving good healthy delicious vegetables and lean meats, ever since I got back home. I had some of these, but...not enough. I need me hella delicious chicken breasts and hella steamed broccoli and hella string beans, sautéed, with a dash of salt and peppa and a few drops of sesame oil (sesame oil is hella powerful in the taste dept). HOLY CRAP, THEY ARE AMAZING THAT WAY. Everybody make them that way. I demand it.
    cakemikz wrote: »
    stuff

    I am re-sold.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    ND, you know how my brain works. Therefore, I am going to blame you when I keel over from a heart attack on my 27th birthday. Here's why.

    You said chicken. Then, sesame.

    My brain thought, "sesame chicken." Then, "sesame chicken is delicious".

    So I googled sesame chicken recipes.

    And the sesame chicken recipe said I needed a deep fryer.

    And then my brain thought, "Oh shit, I don't have a deep fryer. Deep fryers are for restaurants and fatties, and probably cost millions of pesos."

    But I googled it anyway.

    And amazon.com told me that deep fryers can in fact be had for very cheap.

    Now I am tempted to buy a cheap deep fryer.

    And if I buy a cheap deep fryer, I will almost certainly default to deep frying everything and anything I intend to put in my mouth.

    Dried fruit, cereal, burritos, sandwiches, mouthwash, everything.

    I do not think my arteries will appreciate this very much.




    I guess what I'm saying is, WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU!? D:

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Why am I awake at 5:11am, goddammit

    I THINK YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT :x


    [tiny] I mostly did this to myself but I can at least PARTIALLY blame you for my plight. And by that I mean entirely. [/tiny]

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    I thought you were going to set an alarm and wake up! How am I to blame?!

    Was I supposed to come to your house and throw rocks through your windows or something? If so, you need to drop more obvious hints!

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Also I'll take some of the load off your arteries for you, just send me summa that sesame chicken once you've made it. Put it on ice and send it to me through next-day mail.

    Look at how generous and thoughtful I am.

    NightDragon on
  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Damn, I'm always up late working and there's never anyone to talk to!

    Stupid Mr Whoopsie Name on
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I thought you were going to set an alarm and wake up! How am I to blame?!

    Was I supposed to come to your house and throw rocks through your windows or something? If so, you need to drop more obvious hints!

    I did! I woke up at 1pm! And then I couldn't sleep, so I read...thinking it would help....and I read for 3.5 hours. I read half the book I was reading. Then it was 7am and I swore a lot in my head.

    SO I went to bed early last night! Around 1am! And I woke up this morning...and didn't get out of bed until 3! Because there was absolutely no reason to!

    And I tried going to bed again tonight at a reasonable hour, but again couldn't! And again read forever!

    ~~~~~~~

    On the upside, in one of the dreams I had last night, I had to pet a polar bear to get a Klondike bar. That was pretty funny.

    NightDragon on
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Damn, I'm always up late working and there's never anyone to talk to!

    chat chat chat

    NightDragon on
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    deep-fried mouthwash

    What the fuck is wrong with you?
    On the upside, in one of the dreams I had last night, I had to pet a polar bear to get a Klondike bar.

    Never approach a polar bear in real life.
    Despite what coca-cola commercials promise, they are in fact pricks.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Damn, I'm always up late working and there's never anyone to talk to!

    chat chat chat

    Now I feel like we're dangerously close to forming a conga line, and I highly disapprove of that behavior!

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    I thought you were going to set an alarm and wake up! How am I to blame?!

    Was I supposed to come to your house and throw rocks through your windows or something? If so, you need to drop more obvious hints!

    I did! I woke up at 1pm! And then I couldn't sleep, so I read...thinking it would help....and I read for 3.5 hours. I read half the book I was reading. Then it was 7am and I swore a lot in my head.

    SO I went to bed early last night! Around 1am! And I woke up this morning...and didn't get out of bed until 3! Because there was absolutely no reason to!

    And I tried going to bed again tonight at a reasonable hour, but again couldn't! And again read forever!

    So you're blaming me for this because....I advocated literacy?

    Should I have suggested you run 15 miles while carrying a 150lb barbell instead, to tire you out and give you some heinously freakish quads?

    EDIT:
    D-Robe wrote: »
    deep-fried mouthwash

    What the fuck is wrong with you?

    How on earth are you still surprised at all by anything I say?

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Aaaaaaaaaah I lost my sketchbook with all my secret santa stuff in it. :(

    Oh well, it was all process work anyway. Still annoying though.

    Flay on
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    So you're blaming me for this because....I advocated literacy?

    Should I have suggested you run 15 miles while carrying a 150lb barbell instead, to tire you out and give you some heinously freakish quads?

    Well now that's not going to happen either, because now I want something fried.

    Dammit man! Why must you deny me peace and good health?!

    NightDragon on
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    ND and Bacon; I can't even tell who is the addict and who's the enabler anymore.

    You're like an ugly, awful, 2 piece puzzle.
    Also, a very easy puzzle.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Flay wrote: »
    Aaaaaaaaaah I lost my sketchbook with all my secret santa stuff in it. :(

    Oh well, it was all process work anyway. Still annoying though.

    That's a bummer, my condolences. D:

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    So you're blaming me for this because....I advocated literacy?

    Should I have suggested you run 15 miles while carrying a 150lb barbell instead, to tire you out and give you some heinously freakish quads?

    Well now that's not going to happen either, because now I want something fried.

    Dammit man! Why must you deny me peace and good health?!

    Ok, you got me- I was thinking if I fattened you up enough and made you stay up for incredibly long periods, eventually you'd start falling asleep on your feet in the daytime...and eventually, you'll do it at the top of a hill...and then I could tip you over and you'd roll down the hill and it would make for a HYSTERICAL youtube video.

    My dastardly plans, you have unraveled them.
    GO TO SLEEP ALREADY YOU FOOL JEEZ

    EDIT:
    D-Robe wrote: »
    ND and Bacon; I can't even tell who is the addict and who's the enabler anymore.

    You're like an ugly, awful, 2 piece puzzle.
    Also, a very easy puzzle.

    Well, it can't be that easy if we manage to confound you so...or else you're just really dense.

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Flay wrote: »
    Aaaaaaaaaah I lost my sketchbook with all my secret santa stuff in it. :(

    Oh well, it was all process work anyway. Still annoying though.

    That's a bummer, my condolences. D:

    Well on the plus side this means I can start afresh and do something better!

    Why am I so optimistic right now? This isn't normal.

    Flay on
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Well the puzzle has 2 pieces. It can get tricky.
    Break your neck for youtube fun.

    The two of you have the ultimate in unhealthy relationships.
    I'm hoping to cite it for a research paper I'm writing for a fancy scientific journal.
    I expect many awards.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Because your sketchbook was, unbeknownst to you, actually haunted? It's evil presence a black mark on your soul, bringing about your malaise and general negativity?

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Huh, it's wasn't until the past half hour that I began to feel tired. Until around four, it still felt like it was the afternoon or something.

    Tam on
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    Huh, it's wasn't until the past half hour that I began to feel tired. Until around four, it still felt like it was the afternoon or something.

    Yeah, now I feel kinda tired...I considered not turning my computer on again, for fear it would suck me in to another awake-until-7am disaster.....but now I'm tired! And look, only 6am! Gee whiz, I sure am making progress! I wonder what I'll have to do for a Klondike this time.
    D-Robe wrote: »
    ND and Bacon; I can't even tell who is the addict and who's the enabler anymore.

    You're like an ugly, awful, 2 piece puzzle.
    Also, a very easy puzzle.

    Well, it can't be that easy if we manage to confound you so...or else you're just really dense.

    I'm opting for the latter.

    NightDragon on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    Break your neck for youtube fun.

    The two of you have the ultimate in unhealthy relationships.

    Oh come on, fat her up enough with fried donuts and her neck will be well insulated with shock absorbing blubber.

    Gosh, you make me sound like I'm irresponsible or something.
    Flay wrote: »
    Well on the plus side this means I can start afresh and do something better!

    Why am I so optimistic right now? This isn't normal.

    Life in Australia has been GREAT since they banned all those video games!

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I'm opting for the latter.
    Oh come on, fat her up enough with fried donuts and her neck will be well insulated with shock absorbing blubber.

    I really don't like either of you.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • AgentflitAgentflit Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    My god, this is the most beautiful craigslist posting I have ever seen:

    http://anchorage.craigslist.org/reb/1495803323.html

    I love the hit counter

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    I really don't like either of you.

    This made me laugh out loud.

    I just wanted you to know that.

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Agentflit wrote: »
    My god, this is the most beautiful craigslist posting I have ever seen

    :^: I was skeptical until I saw him with the corvette.
    I now trust him.

    e: Um, thanks bacon. I am assuming this is a first. :lol:
    Let's see, lemme think of a suitable quote.
    "This day will live in infamy"?

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Because your sketchbook was, unbeknownst to you, actually haunted? It's evil presence a black mark on your soul, bringing about your malaise and general negativity?

    Well, the guy who sold it to me did have an unusual frequency of dramatic lightning cues and really liked the words 'graaaaaave misfortune!' You know, more than the normal amount.

    Flay on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    e: Um, thanks bacon. I am assuming this is a first. :lol:
    Let's see, lemme think of a suitable quote.
    "This day will live in infamy"?

    I'm not sure what you're so delighted about, as I was laughing with joy at having irritated you so much.

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Flay wrote: »
    Well on the plus side this means I can start afresh and do something better!

    Why am I so optimistic right now? This isn't normal.

    Life in Australia has been GREAT since they banned all those video games!

    The guy who's the cause of all this is trying to get Modern Warfare 2 refused classification. If that doesn't get someone's attention, or at least provoke someone to beat Michael Atkinson with a stick I don't know what will.

    Flay on
  • rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    Agentflit wrote: »
    My god, this is the most beautiful craigslist posting I have ever seen

    :^: I was skeptical until I saw him with the corvette.
    I now trust him.

    That is not a corvette you asshole.

    rts on
    skype: rtschutter
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I'm just happy that my pain and suffering can bring someone else joy.

    I was thrown off by the logo. All I know about cars is that I can't afford cool ones.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Yeah, actually the corvette logo and the firebird logo do look similar from the right angle. But corvettes in general are better looking cars, though I wouldn't call them good looking cars really. Except the old stingrays or makos.

    rts on
    skype: rtschutter
  • AgentflitAgentflit Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Isn't that a firebird

    His site is pretty tits too, after seeing it thumbnailed in the ad I couldn't resist

    edit: oh shit he even disabled right clicking

    Agentflit on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    Flay wrote: »
    Flay wrote: »
    Well on the plus side this means I can start afresh and do something better!

    Why am I so optimistic right now? This isn't normal.

    Life in Australia has been GREAT since they banned all those video games!

    The guy who's the cause of all this is trying to get Modern Warfare 2 refused classification. If that doesn't get someone's attention, or at least provoke someone to beat Michael Atkinson with a stick I don't know what will.

    Stick Beating Simulation Games to Be Banned
    Legislation to Curb Stick Based Youth Crime Faces Parliament Today

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    cakemikz wrote: »
    D-Robe wrote: »
    Agentflit wrote: »
    My god, this is the most beautiful craigslist posting I have ever seen

    :^: I was skeptical until I saw him with the corvette.
    I now trust him.

    That is not a corvette you asshole.

    is it a thundercougarfalconbird?

    Tam on
  • AgentflitAgentflit Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hey Tam did you want something from me

    I just egosearched

    Agentflit on
  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    One word...
    a0hpc9.jpg

    thundercougarfalconbird.

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