Ugh I don't want to shave my legs, I've only done it twice this whole year... Last time was comiccon, before that it was when I broke up with someone.
I am assuming this means you used the discarded leg hairs in some hideous manner as part of the break up, such as stuffing them into the interior vents of your now-ex's car and putting the fans to max, blowing them straight into his eyes when he turns the ignition.
first time (and hopefully last, fingers crossed!) i got dumped i found it somehow soothing to go out and buy a white dress and then have 2 more holes pierced into my body.
it's kind of creepy sounding when you just put it together like that.
Yeah I've still never been dumped. It wasn't that bad, really, I used the good 'ol, Yeah sorry I'm gay line. Which is sort of mostly true. It was only bad after when he baaaww'd for like 2 weeks then I blocked on MSN.
MAN I WANT TO GET MORE HOLES PUT IN MY BODY, want to get eyebrow done for Christmas. Been wanting eyebrow pierced since I was a wee little Kochi. Where do you got em anyways, ears?
I've been dumped in a way that eclipses all others!
I spent $2,000 flying to Nicaragua for 2 weeks chasing an old GF. Halfway through the trip she told me she didn't love me anymore. In the middle of freaking NICARAGUA!!! I still had to see this person for one week after that... did I mention it cost me $2,000 to fly there? I was depressed for half a year after that.
I have yet to run into her again, and I hope I never do because I will punch her in the face.
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Yeesh, that'll be hard to top Toaster.
I've never actually been dumped, and I don't have good breakup stories. But I do have a friend who does!
Like the time he broke up with a girl by telling her he was moving.
Or the time that someone in our WoW guild asked his previous girlfriend how she took the breakup. Before he had a chance to actually break up with her.
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I got my eyebrow pierced when I got out of the military.
The morning after I woke up, saw it in the corner of my field of vision and swatted it, thinking it was a bug.
Metal that sounds kind of adorable.
I bawled like a motherfucker with my breakup even though he was an ungrateful fuck for our relationship. I was good to him too, more then most chicks would be tolerable. Though I was more or less freaking out if I was going to lose the same friends we had.
But I threw the engagement ring he gave me into the road and watched it get ran over repeatively.
That made me feel good.
I was going to have chili-dogs so I cooked up some hotdogs and made some chili and then after that was all done I discovered I didn't have any hotdog buns. So I just put the hotdogs in a bowl and put the chili on top an ate it like that.
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Tofu wrote: Here be Littleboots, destroyer of threads and master of drunkposting.
Considering there's only one math class and my friend joyce is in a math class, yeah. I'm pretty sure its called "Mathematics as Experience" though. If there was a hyper asian girl holding her head in confusion, that was her.
There were actually three asian girls in the class, but none of them seemed to be paying attention. Tell your friend she should pay attention!
Actually none of the students did ANY of the reading I assigned and four out of the twelve were in the back of the room on their laptops. One guy had fucking earphones on. Are you kidding me? Fuck you, jackass.
Its art school math class, it might as well be called "Why were there no more seats in biodiversity, I cant believe I have to take this class, I don't fucking like math"
I took a science. From what I understand the new math teacher isn't really following the course of the old one, and it threw off peoples expectation of the class. I blame all the students for taking the math in the first place, though. They should have gotten their shit together and gotten into biodiversity.
Its art school math class, it might as well be called "Why were there no more seats in biodiversity, I cant believe I have to take this class, I don't fucking like math"
I took a science. From what I understand the new math teacher isn't really following the course of the old one, and it threw off peoples expectation of the class. I blame all the students for taking the math in the first place, though. They should have gotten their shit together and gotten into biodiversity.
Except the readings were fucking BORGES (like 15 pages total of reading) and I was talking about the IMAGINATION and ART. I mean, I can see them dozing off and not paying attention when the teacher starts talking about first order logic, but engaging in a discussion on art with artists should not be that difficult.
The teacher is also a good friend of mine and he is very much interested in literature. The course was looking at math and how it can be applied to the imagination and literature, which seems like it would be kind of sort of interesting for people that make that art stuff.
Good lord, IGN's newest site redesign is even worse than the last. I didn't think that could be possible. o_O It looks like a freaking Geocities layout.
I've been dumped in a way that eclipses all others!
I spent $2,000 flying to Nicaragua for 2 weeks chasing an old GF. Halfway through the trip she told me she didn't love me anymore. In the middle of freaking NICARAGUA!!! I still had to see this person for one week after that... did I mention it cost me $2,000 to fly there? I was depressed for half a year after that.
I have yet to run into her again, and I hope I never do because I will punch her in the face.
Well look at this way, think about how much money she saved you by not dragging it out, thus making you drop $2k to fly to fucking Nicaragua every time you wanted to get together.
Of course, now you're chasing a girl who lives in Japan. :?
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n-no
It's always the nice ones that snap.
it's kind of creepy sounding when you just put it together like that.
honestly, It was a pretty normal day aside from the crying.
MAN I WANT TO GET MORE HOLES PUT IN MY BODY, want to get eyebrow done for Christmas. Been wanting eyebrow pierced since I was a wee little Kochi. Where do you got em anyways, ears?
The morning after I woke up, saw it in the corner of my field of vision and swatted it, thinking it was a bug.
I spent $2,000 flying to Nicaragua for 2 weeks chasing an old GF. Halfway through the trip she told me she didn't love me anymore. In the middle of freaking NICARAGUA!!! I still had to see this person for one week after that... did I mention it cost me $2,000 to fly there? I was depressed for half a year after that.
I have yet to run into her again, and I hope I never do because I will punch her in the face.
I've never actually been dumped, and I don't have good breakup stories. But I do have a friend who does!
Like the time he broke up with a girl by telling her he was moving.
Or the time that someone in our WoW guild asked his previous girlfriend how she took the breakup. Before he had a chance to actually break up with her.
More like crawling out of your ass
Don't you try to sweet-talk me.
Gotta catch up on whatever cool shit has been happening since.
....when did you leave?
Metal that sounds kind of adorable.
I bawled like a motherfucker with my breakup even though he was an ungrateful fuck for our relationship. I was good to him too, more then most chicks would be tolerable. Though I was more or less freaking out if I was going to lose the same friends we had.
But I threw the engagement ring he gave me into the road and watched it get ran over repeatively.
That made me feel good.
its been a long time since I erased a hole into the paper.
Tofu wrote: Here be Littleboots, destroyer of threads and master of drunkposting.
1.Iridium Ape (yes I know he doesn't like forums anymore).
There were actually three asian girls in the class, but none of them seemed to be paying attention. Tell your friend she should pay attention!
Actually none of the students did ANY of the reading I assigned and four out of the twelve were in the back of the room on their laptops. One guy had fucking earphones on. Are you kidding me? Fuck you, jackass.
I took a science. From what I understand the new math teacher isn't really following the course of the old one, and it threw off peoples expectation of the class. I blame all the students for taking the math in the first place, though. They should have gotten their shit together and gotten into biodiversity.
I forgot about Secret Santa shit
I need to get on that.
Except the readings were fucking BORGES (like 15 pages total of reading) and I was talking about the IMAGINATION and ART. I mean, I can see them dozing off and not paying attention when the teacher starts talking about first order logic, but engaging in a discussion on art with artists should not be that difficult.
The teacher is also a good friend of mine and he is very much interested in literature. The course was looking at math and how it can be applied to the imagination and literature, which seems like it would be kind of sort of interesting for people that make that art stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo2Eo-G-1sE
A couple students actually picked up on how he talks about art and we had a short discussion.
That is no excuse.
internet > life
the most BORING TEACHER EVERRRR POSTING IN THE FORUMS RIGHT HEREEEEEEE
Giant video ads at the top of the page...check!
Takes absolutely forever to load stuff...check!
Painfully impossible to browse content...check!
I guess their logo is better than the old one at least.
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that's like asking the ocean why its wet.
Well look at this way, think about how much money she saved you by not dragging it out, thus making you drop $2k to fly to fucking Nicaragua every time you wanted to get together.
Of course, now you're chasing a girl who lives in Japan. :?
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Huge difference.
I mean, huge difference?