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Mass Effect - Tycho: He does WORK!

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  • BlackDoveBlackDove Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Personally I like going through it again while wearing the ME2 goggles on.

    It's not like playing a different game, of course, but it is... interesting.

    On my third playthrough, I was all like "Light metals? Fuck this shit. Where's the next story planet?"

    Now it's like "THE ALLIANCE NEEDS ALL THE METALS I CAN FIND SO THEY CAN PROSPER IN THE TWO YEARS UNTIL THE NEXT GAME".

    It really sucks being retarded like me.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    BlackDove wrote: »
    Personally I like going through it again while wearing the ME2 goggles on.

    It's not like playing a different game, of course, but it is... interesting.

    On my third playthrough, I was all like "Light metals? Fuck this shit. Where's the next story planet?"

    Now it's like "THE ALLIANCE NEEDS ALL THE METALS I CAN FIND SO THEY CAN PROSPER IN THE TWO YEARS UNTIL THE NEXT GAME".

    It really sucks being retarded like me.

    On the other hand, it's been quite liberating for me. I know that I can handily skip all of that side mission bullshit because it won't count.

    I can do a clean and quick main story run, focusing on the important decisions and ignoring the rest.

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    ...It would be hilarious if collecting the metals and scanning the keepers actually had a part in the next Mass Effect.

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  • BlackDoveBlackDove Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    But what if it counts in the third game?

    WHAT IF.

    WHAT IF.

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Alliance Engineer lies on the ground, bleeding, as he watches the Earth be consumed in flame.

    "If only Shepard had collected enough...plutonium..."

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    If Shepard gets only silver and bronze pantaloons in ME2 someone in Edmonton is going to die a very slow and painful death.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    BlackDove wrote: »
    Personally I like going through it again while wearing the ME2 goggles on.

    It's not like playing a different game, of course, but it is... interesting.

    On my third playthrough, I was all like "Light metals? Fuck this shit. Where's the next story planet?"

    Now it's like "THE ALLIANCE NEEDS ALL THE METALS I CAN FIND SO THEY CAN PROSPER IN THE TWO YEARS UNTIL THE NEXT GAME".

    It really sucks being retarded like me.

    On the other hand, it's been quite liberating for me. I know that I can handily skip all of that side mission bullshit because it won't count.

    I can do a clean and quick main story run, focusing on the important decisions and ignoring the rest.

    That's kind of the thing. What you do, or don't do, counts. And what seems unimportant now could be the keystone of survival in ten years.

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  • BlackDoveBlackDove Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    Alliance Engineer lies on the ground, bleeding, as he watches the Earth be consumed in flame.

    "If only Shepard had collected enough...plutonium..."

    The reapers are about to start culling the galaxy again.

    The council convenes.

    "The only thing that can save us now are the Matriarch Writings. When all are collected, they constitute a blueprint for constructing a biotic Mass Effect weapon to obliterate the Reapers."

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    BlackDove wrote: »
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    Alliance Engineer lies on the ground, bleeding, as he watches the Earth be consumed in flame.

    "If only Shepard had collected enough...plutonium..."

    The reapers are about to start culling the galaxy again.

    The council convenes.

    "The only thing that can save us now are the Matriarch Writings. When all are collected, they constitute a blueprint for constructing a biotic Mass Effect weapon to obliterate the Reapers."

    And five Thresher Maw spleens...

    Get on it!

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    BlackDove wrote: »
    Personally I like going through it again while wearing the ME2 goggles on.

    It's not like playing a different game, of course, but it is... interesting.

    On my third playthrough, I was all like "Light metals? Fuck this shit. Where's the next story planet?"

    Now it's like "THE ALLIANCE NEEDS ALL THE METALS I CAN FIND SO THEY CAN PROSPER IN THE TWO YEARS UNTIL THE NEXT GAME".

    It really sucks being retarded like me.

    On the other hand, it's been quite liberating for me. I know that I can handily skip all of that side mission bullshit because it won't count.

    I can do a clean and quick main story run, focusing on the important decisions and ignoring the rest.

    That's kind of the thing. What you do, or don't do, counts. And what seems unimportant now could be the keystone of survival in ten years.

    So Mass Effect 3: Rise of Citizen Kane

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  • BlackDoveBlackDove Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You never know what's going to be in there in the next, or the third game.

    The thought terrifies me.

    BlackDove on
  • AxenAxen My avatar is Excalibur. Yes, the sword.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    If Shepard gets only silver and bronze pantaloons in ME2 someone in Edmonton is going to die a very slow and painful death.

    It's the future so they will be Diamondillium Pantaloons.

    Axen on
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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'd say the biggest problem about mineral harvesting in ME1 would be if it does, in fact, turn out to be important. Scouring interplanetary wastelands to find mineral deposits was pathetically silly. I mean, I guess it's one thing to go to random planets doing non-critical missions and such, but then also going out of your way to stake a claim for the greater glory of humanity?

    Maybe ME2 can allow Shepard to land on Earth and visit Disney Universe from time to time...

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  • BlackDoveBlackDove Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    "I HAVE TO STOP SAREN"

    "THE CLOCK IS TICKING"

    *driving mako on a wasteland planet, searching for one of two or three rocks*

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    What do the other Alliance marines even do besides be overwhelmed by some enemy

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  • Zetetic ElenchZetetic Elench Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    BlackDove wrote: »
    You never know what's going to be in there in the next, or the third game.

    The thought terrifies me.

    Wait, you punched out Manuel?

    You fool, you just deactivated the Wrex-Garrus lovescene in Mass Effect 3!

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  • kaliyamakaliyama Left to find less-moderated fora Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    The problem with Noveria more than anything is that it's a false dichotomy. There's no need to be making this decision at all, there is no urgency. Between this and the fact that Virmire/Feros Renegade options consist of just being a jackass for no reason, Mass Effect really didn't have particularly well done "big choices" I felt.

    I killed the damn bugs for two reason.

    #1 They were clearly driven to a genocidal war that lasted thousands of years and took the combined armies of every state in the galaxy to put down. The risk of their return is unacceptable.

    #2 Anyone notice all those Cerberus black ops projects based around turning the Rachni into slave warriors? What is to prevent any other galactic power from doing the same thing?

    Simply put, they're dangerous, whether they choose to be or not is irrelevant to Renegade Shep.

    The issue here is that irrelevant of how one feels about the Rachni, there should be an option to say "Well since this situation is entirely under control and everyone in the facility is fucking dead, how about I call up the Council and let them sort through this rather than make an off the cuff decision that may or may not lead to genocide"

    I mean, it's really entirely irrelevant to your mission.

    Oh, the irony! The guy with the space marines logo cautioning us that maybe a policy of preemptive genocide isn't the best thing in the world.

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Well, he has a point. You didn't have to make that decision on the spot. There was no pressure to it at all.

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  • AxenAxen My avatar is Excalibur. Yes, the sword.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    BlackDove wrote: »
    You never know what's going to be in there in the next, or the third game.

    The thought terrifies me.

    Wait, you punched out Manuel?

    You fool, you just deactivated the Wrex-Garrus lovescene in Mass Effect 3!

    If you weren't nice to Conrad then you won't have him, with his team of Conradalorians to pull your ass out of the fire in Mass Effect 3!

    Axen on
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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    kaliyama wrote: »
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    The problem with Noveria more than anything is that it's a false dichotomy. There's no need to be making this decision at all, there is no urgency. Between this and the fact that Virmire/Feros Renegade options consist of just being a jackass for no reason, Mass Effect really didn't have particularly well done "big choices" I felt.

    I killed the damn bugs for two reason.

    #1 They were clearly driven to a genocidal war that lasted thousands of years and took the combined armies of every state in the galaxy to put down. The risk of their return is unacceptable.

    #2 Anyone notice all those Cerberus black ops projects based around turning the Rachni into slave warriors? What is to prevent any other galactic power from doing the same thing?

    Simply put, they're dangerous, whether they choose to be or not is irrelevant to Renegade Shep.

    The issue here is that irrelevant of how one feels about the Rachni, there should be an option to say "Well since this situation is entirely under control and everyone in the facility is fucking dead, how about I call up the Council and let them sort through this rather than make an off the cuff decision that may or may not lead to genocide"

    I mean, it's really entirely irrelevant to your mission.

    Oh, the irony! The guy with the space marines logo cautioning us that maybe a policy of preemptive genocide isn't the best thing in the world.

    Who said anything about it not being the best thing in the world

    Things that are completely unnecessary can be awesome.

    Sadly you aren't one of them hohohoooo

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    If you punched out that bitch of a reporter, Anderson dies in Mass Effect 3

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    If Ashley got the bum-ticket on Virmire then in Mass Effect 3 Subject Zero goes beserk because they're actually twins separated at birth who represent polar ends of the humanity morality spectrum.

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  • OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    If you hacked the citadel computer, Shepherd gets brought up on kiddy porn charges in ME3.

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    T4CT wrote: »
    If Ashley got the bum-ticket on Virmire then in Mass Effect 3 Subject Zero goes beserk because they're actually twins separated at birth who represent polar ends of the humanity morality spectrum.

    The psychotic nutjob to space Nazi spectrum? I'd be interested to see how most people rate on that one.

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    T4CT wrote: »
    If Ashley got the bum-ticket on Virmire then in Mass Effect 3 Subject Zero goes beserk because they're actually twins separated at birth who represent polar ends of the humanity morality spectrum.

    The psychotic nutjob to space Nazi spectrum? I'd be interested to see how most people rate on that one.

    Tycho, YOU are phone.

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  • Zetetic ElenchZetetic Elench Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    If you punched out that bitch of a reporter, Anderson dies in Mass Effect 3

    that's okay though, because ME3's twist is that Anderson is really just a gigantic Mass Relay

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The twist in ME3 is that every mass relay is actually a mass relay.

    (It's a pretty bad twist.)

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The Reapers are billions and billions of alternate Shepards

    the Shepards will block out the sun

    and Wrex will stare up the sky and utter

    "Shepard."

    and billions of voices will echo

    "Wrex."

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    T4CT wrote: »
    If Ashley got the bum-ticket on Virmire then in Mass Effect 3 Subject Zero goes beserk because they're actually twins separated at birth who represent polar ends of the humanity morality spectrum.

    The psychotic nutjob to space Nazi spectrum? I'd be interested to see how most people rate on that one.

    I just naturally assumed that was the spectrum we all based our daily decisions on.

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  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    -Tal wrote: »
    The Reapers are billions and billions of alternate Shepards

    the Shepards will block out the sun

    and Wrex will stare up the sky and utter

    "Shepard."

    and billions of voices will echo

    "Wrex."

    oh my god

    oh my god

    i can see this

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The twist in ME3 is that every mass relay is actually a mass relay.

    (It's a pretty bad twist.)

    The twist in ME3 is that the entire saga was just the fever dream of Conrad Verner.

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    The twist in ME3 is that every mass relay is actually a mass relay.

    (It's a pretty bad twist.)

    The twist in ME3 is that the entire saga was just a fanfic written by Conrad Verner.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    The twist in ME3 is that every mass relay is actually a mass relay.

    (It's a pretty bad twist.)

    The twist in ME3 is that the entire saga was just the fever dream of Conrad Verner.

    Is he actually dying in Vietnam?

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  • Frosty the Snow PlowFrosty the Snow Plow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I keep on restarting my canon run to make my femshep look different. Even picked longer hair to somewhat alleviate the giraffe neck she always inevitably sports.

    This lead to a daydream about everyone eating in the Normandy mess hall and my Shep just grazing on some leaves.

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  • Zetetic ElenchZetetic Elench Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    C-Sec have to keep escorting her out of the Presidium for chewing on the trees.

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Robman wrote: »

    Wrex is pretty much The Future King or whatever the TVTrope is


    Wrex for new council member in ME2.

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  • FoefallerFoefaller Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    All this talk about canon runs remindes me I need to do mine (which shouldn't be too different from my first, except Shepard is going to be a colonist instead of an earthborn)

    I just got to hurry though, cause I'm sending my 360 to Microsoft at the end of the week to get maintence, as it can't read off any disc for longer that 10-15 minutes before it freezes up... thank god it can install the game to the hard drive before that time is up.

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Foefaller wrote: »
    All this talk about canon runs remindes me I need to do mine (which shouldn't be too different from my first, except Shepard is going to be a colonist instead of an earthborn)

    I just got to hurry though, cause I'm sending my 360 to Microsoft at the end of the week to get maintence, as it can't read off any disc for longer that 10-15 minutes before it freezes up... thank god it can install the game to the hard drive before that time is up.

    Yeah. That happened to me. Your DVD drive is dying/dead, basically.

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  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I keep on restarting my canon run to make my femshep look different. Even picked longer hair to somewhat alleviate the giraffe neck she always inevitably sports.

    This lead to a daydream about everyone eating in the Normandy mess hall and my Shep just grazing on some leaves.

    Completely irrelevant since you can change your appearance at the beginning of ME2. :P

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  • FoefallerFoefaller Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    Foefaller wrote: »
    All this talk about canon runs remindes me I need to do mine (which shouldn't be too different from my first, except Shepard is going to be a colonist instead of an earthborn)

    I just got to hurry though, cause I'm sending my 360 to Microsoft at the end of the week to get maintence, as it can't read off any disc for longer that 10-15 minutes before it freezes up... thank god it can install the game to the hard drive before that time is up.

    Yeah. That happened to me. Your DVD drive is dying/dead, basically.

    I figured as much. Decided it was best to send it off now as the next game I'm looking foward to getting (this one) doesn't come out in over a month, rather than have it die completly when this game or whatever game I'm looking forward to is out.

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