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Ok no, for reals. The CP Dinner Photoshop Contest

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    darkmayodarkmayo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Shit didnt even hear about this, here is my entry in wonderous MS Paint.

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    Your girlfriend asks you to clean the carpet with the fucker sucker and the whole time its making lewd innuendos, and you feel bad, and dirty because you are getting turned on by a vacuum. "Oh its so dirty, let me suck it up." "I'm not getting tired, I can suck for hours" "mmmmppprhhhhh"

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    jmdbcooljmdbcool Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    CUPERTINO, Calif.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Dec. 3, 2009--Apple Computer, Inc. today announced its intention to purchase Fucker Co., in a friendly acquisition for $2 million. Pending regulatory approvals, all Fucker Co. products, services, and technology research will become part of Apple Computer, Inc. The acquisition will bring together Apple's and Fucker's innovative and complementary technology portfolios and significantly strengthens Apple's position as a company.

    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...

    the iFuck.

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    Apple juice, anyone?

    ALSO, AN IMPORTANT NOTE:
    There is absolutely NO WAY that I would be able to attend the Child's Play Dinner. I just can't resist a photoshop contest. I'm curious to see how many votes I would get, but if I were to win, I'd just give the prize to whomever was next in the running. So maybe it's best to not enter me in voting at all. Whatever.

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    darkmayodarkmayo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    It looks so happy.

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    ArcSynArcSyn Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    darkmayo wrote: »
    Your girlfriend asks you to clean the carpet

    I got this far and had already forgotten it was about a vacuum.. LOL


    I love both the iJuicer and vacuum ideas. The old-school graphic styling of the vacuum is good too. Looks like it was meant to be that way, rather than just "mspaint".

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    darkmayodarkmayo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    ArcSyn wrote: »
    darkmayo wrote: »
    Your girlfriend asks you to clean the carpet

    I got this far and had already forgotten it was about a vacuum.. LOL


    I love both the iJuicer and vacuum ideas. The old-school graphic styling of the vacuum is good too. Looks like it was meant to be that way, rather than just "mspaint".

    I just wish I had the font that is in the logo, had to create an S out of an E instead of actually just you know, typing S.

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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Just had to scroll down past a lot of funny FVCK products to avoid letting religious family see this. Great work all!

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    xXSanguinariasXxxXSanguinariasXx Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Fucker Co. Laboratories, the most trusted name in household appliances.

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    It was either that, or a Christmas tree that "delivers" presents out of it's duct.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    The iFuck is incredible

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    IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Yeah, the iFuck and the Fucker Sucker are awesome.

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
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    chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nice.

    I would be ashamed of my laughing man post, but I was just fucking around.

    :lol:

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Why not go with the Swiss Fucker Knife?

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    gilraingilrain Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    Why not go with the Swiss Fucker Knife?
    Swiss Chocolate... From the Source! :winky:

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    Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    edited December 2009
    OK WE ARE JUDGING YOU

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    You make it sound like a hostile process.

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    Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    edited December 2009
    We have a winner! Area, with his/her submission, the Chronofucker. Mike and Jerry both thought it was the funniest concept. Special call-out goes to jmdbcool with the iFuck for strong visual presentation.

    AREA I WILL BE CONTACTING YOU SHORTLY.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    You make it sound like a hostile process.

    I'm picturing Gabe, Tycho, and Khoo all standing in front of a monitor, arms crossed and shaking their heads slowly with big ol' frowns on.

    edit: Congrats Area!

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    WOO congrats Area! :D

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    BursarBursar Hee Noooo! PDX areaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Congratulations Area!

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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Well deserved. We need to have photoshop fun more often.

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    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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    ArkanArkan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    area wrote: »
    This doesn't look like it's off the drawing board yet, but I certainly don't want it to get any further.

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    I think my favorite part is the subtle bit with the patent number.

    A well-chosen victor.

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    Blackbeard7 wrote: »
    I think it's hard for someone not to rage at mario kart, while shouting "Fuck you Donkey Kong. Whose dick did you suck to get all those red shells?"
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    ArcSynArcSyn Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Arkan wrote: »
    area wrote: »
    This doesn't look like it's off the drawing board yet, but I certainly don't want it to get any further.

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    I think my favorite part is the subtle bit with the patent number.

    A well-chosen victor.

    I hadn't seen that! hahaha!

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I don't get the patent number thing. Anyone care to explain?

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    cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Darmak wrote: »
    I don't get the patent number thing. Anyone care to explain?

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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    You are on the internet. Information is at your very finger tips. Try using the all-new QueryFucker next time.

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    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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    VistiVisti Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    You make it sound like a hostile process.

    Fucking. It's serious business.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    cooljammer00 wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    I don't get the patent number thing. Anyone care to explain?

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    Incidentally that's one of the best podcasts.

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    SoCo_and_LimeSoCo_and_Lime Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Congrats!

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    AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    A fine choice for victory.

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    Vicious_GSRVicious_GSR Dude Principality of ZeonRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I just found out this was happening.

    I know I am late, but...

    Fuck it.

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    Did it in 10 minutes, when I thought this contest was still going.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I've gotta admit, that's really good Vicious. It's too bad you're late on it. D:

    So how did the dinner go for the winner?

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    areaarea Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    I've gotta admit, that's really good Vicious. It's too bad you're late on it. D:

    So how did the dinner go for the winner?

    Badly.

    I'm in the UK, so I couldn't go. I followed through with my plan of offering the tickets to forum members taking part in the G&T Secret Santa who lived in the area... and none of them could go. I hadn't realised the time between the closing date and the dinner itself was so short, otherwise I wouldn't have tried.

    Khoo was awesome while I tried to do this though, and didn't seem too wrathful when he had to reassign them, somehow. I would like to find out who got them, and whether they enjoyed themselves or not (as if), though!

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    Forum FuckerForum Fucker Registered User new member
    edited December 2009
    Yeah it was pretty short notice - I personally had planned to pass the buck onto my santee were I to win.

    Congratulations anyway, area! Another thanks to everyone else for their positive reaction to my entry.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    just so you know forum fucker, you were my favorite but sadly, not a photoshop

    the joke was so good

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