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Public transport

jaziekjaziek Registered User regular
edited November 2009 in Singularity Engine++
On my way home from VI form, I was on the bus behind two 50 year old geordie women who were discussing what they were going to do with their gimps tonight. Fucking hell it was graphic.

And last month on my way up to scotland on a train, a middle aged transvestite sat opposite me. It wasnt even subtle, the guy looked like Brian Blessed in a skirt. I've got nothing against transvestites, but this guy started talking to me and being fucking creepy, so I got off a stop early and transferred trains because I swear to god he was trying to play footsie with me in his size 15 heels.

Fuck. That. Shit.

Am I just unlucky, or is public transport just a hive for weirdos?

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I know what you mean.

    I was travelling up to Scotland for the Highland Games, wearing the traditional clothes, kilt and everything when some faggot sitting opposite me thought I was some sort of tranny.

    What kind of world do we live in?

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Fuck you that was my best skirt.

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  • AlpineAlpine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Our buses are on strike, so I have to carpool with trannies in size 15 heels

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I once caught a tranny train.

    It was, like, a train dressed as a bus.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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  • jaziekjaziek Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I know what you mean.

    I was travelling up to Scotland for the Highland Games, wearing the traditional clothes, kilt and everything when some faggot sitting opposite me thought I was some sort of tranny.

    What kind of world do we live in?

    Man I know the difference between a kilt and a skirt. I want to go to uni in scotland, purely so I can graduate wearing something that badass.

    But no, this guy was wearing office secretary style shit.

    also a trench coat, and nobody who wears one of those is ever good news.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    cool story bro

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I take the bus every day. Once I saw a guy who was so gross looking I literally almost vomited just from looking at him from across the bus.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I get public transport constantly

    I have issues with kids more than anything else, the only transvestites I've encountered have been very quiet and polite

    Oh and there's this one thirty-something moron who hangs with the 18-24s on the college bus but acts as if he's 14, and a douchebag 14 at that

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    this one time I ran a tranny over with a train then played footsies with his corpse

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    this one time I ran a tranny over with a train then played footsies with his corpse

    How edgy of you

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh boy

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  • PureauthorPureauthor Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I usually go to sleep on public transport so I don't really see many people.

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    tip: make every route about two fucking blocks long so you can force that transfer fee on just about all of your customers.

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I either sleep or read. I never notice any of the crazy.

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  • Quaglar The IVQuaglar The IV Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I haven't had to ride the bus for many years which I am grateful for since my friends tell me that there is no shortage of drunk, smelly, and sketchy characters most everyday.

    That post is boring.

    I ride the bus all the time!

    This one time, this transvestite person was mean muggin me. So what I did is I stepped up to him/her and said, "You lookin to start something mister lady?"

    We locked eyes for a good forty seconds and she/he said... "Nope."

    Then I sat back down relieved that I was not stabbed that day. 6500+ days w/out getting stabbed!

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    One of the reasons I love the London Underground is the fact nobody ever talks to someone they don't know.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    is it just me, or are the forums loading slow as fuck for you guys as well?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Man I got the bus the other day

    and it was like totally almost full

    I nearly didn't even get a seat but then I got one

    TRUE STORY

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    pipe give me your address.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    is it just me, or are the forums loading slow as fuck for you guys as well?

    case in point, I could count to ten before it loaded your post to quote :?

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Get yo license

    driving be rad

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    drivings horrible

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  • jaziekjaziek Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Get yo license

    driving be rad

    working on it.

    Got a lesson in 2 hours. Theory test is in 2 weeks, Hopefully be passed by March sometime.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    jaziek wrote: »
    Get yo license

    driving be rad

    working on it.

    Got a lesson in 2 hours. Theory test is in 2 weeks, Hopefully be passed by March sometime.

    I got my license by booking 4 lessons in one phone call, each lesson 48 hours after the last, the required amount

    EDIT: SHUT UP ACK GOD

    WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE

    GO AWAY

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Driving is the best thing.

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    driving is the worst

    ack on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    I hate you ack

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    driving is simply poo poo

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    ack wrote: »
    driving is the worst

    this couldn't be more wrong.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I drove today and I listened to my music and it was fucking rad I HATE YOU

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    did you watch good vids while driving

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    No I talked to other human beings

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    but watched no vids

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  • .avi.avi regular
    edited November 2009
    gently caress driving

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2009
    Ya, it's a shame they allow fags and old people on the bus.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Really? We've got a no smoking policy over here, no fags allowed

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  • Thirty-3Thirty-3 [E] robcd Melbourne, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Driving is horrible and stressful and sweaty.

    Melbourne's public transport isn't so bad if you don't mind someone else standing in your personal space during peak hour, and don't mind trains shutting down on hot days. And you never want to travel anywhere other than to the CBD; hey, you want to travel from the outer east to the outer north? Fuck you, here's a 2+ hour journey.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Well smoking is banned on all public transport.

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  • jaziekjaziek Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ya, it's a shame they allow fags and old people on the bus.

    old people who talk loudly about sadomasochism. Yes, I have a problem with that. Its creepy as fuck.

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