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jaziek
Bad at everythingAnd mad about it.Registered User regular
Bad at everythingAnd mad about it.Registered User regular
On my way home from VI form, I was on the bus behind two 50 year old geordie women who were discussing what they were going to do with their gimps tonight. Fucking hell it was graphic.
And last month on my way up to scotland on a train, a middle aged transvestite sat opposite me. It wasnt even subtle, the guy looked like Brian Blessed in a skirt. I've got nothing against transvestites, but this guy started talking to me and being fucking creepy, so I got off a stop early and transferred trains because I swear to god he was trying to play footsie with me in his size 15 heels.
Fuck. That. Shit.
Am I just unlucky, or is public transport just a hive for weirdos?
And last month on my way up to scotland on a train, a middle aged transvestite sat opposite me. It wasnt even subtle, the guy looked like Brian Blessed in a skirt. I've got nothing against transvestites, but this guy started talking to me and being fucking creepy, so I got off a stop early and transferred trains because I swear to god he was trying to play footsie with me in his size 15 heels.
Fuck. That. Shit.
Am I just unlucky, or is public transport just a hive for weirdos?
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I was travelling up to Scotland for the Highland Games, wearing the traditional clothes, kilt and everything when some faggot sitting opposite me thought I was some sort of tranny.
What kind of world do we live in?
It was, like, a train dressed as a bus.
Man I know the difference between a kilt and a skirt. I want to go to uni in scotland, purely so I can graduate wearing something that badass.
But no, this guy was wearing office secretary style shit.
also a trench coat, and nobody who wears one of those is ever good news.
I have issues with kids more than anything else, the only transvestites I've encountered have been very quiet and polite
Oh and there's this one thirty-something moron who hangs with the 18-24s on the college bus but acts as if he's 14, and a douchebag 14 at that
How edgy of you
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That post is boring.
I ride the bus all the time!
This one time, this transvestite person was mean muggin me. So what I did is I stepped up to him/her and said, "You lookin to start something mister lady?"
We locked eyes for a good forty seconds and she/he said... "Nope."
Then I sat back down relieved that I was not stabbed that day. 6500+ days w/out getting stabbed!
and it was like totally almost full
I nearly didn't even get a seat but then I got one
TRUE STORY
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this couldn't be more wrong.
Melbourne's public transport isn't so bad if you don't mind someone else standing in your personal space during peak hour, and don't mind trains shutting down on hot days. And you never want to travel anywhere other than to the CBD; hey, you want to travel from the outer east to the outer north? Fuck you, here's a 2+ hour journey.
old people who talk loudly about sadomasochism. Yes, I have a problem with that. Its creepy as fuck.