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Ninja Assassin: Yea or Nah?

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I AM ANGRY AT YOU, YOU FART-NUGGAT.

    YOU BUTT-FOR-BRAINS

    YOU BABY WEINER

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i reserve the right to have fun during a fun movie

    meanwhile i get to sit there appalled at the rest of the audience during for example A Good Shepherd when a bunch of people started cracking up as they threw the girl out of the airplane.

    Faricazy on
  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    what did make The Protector wonderful however and earn my respect so much was this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXIGP6_fNZk

    4 months before Children of Men got so much cred for doing the continuous shot scenes

    OK let's just save some time here.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaN4R6KRSY0

    I was about to say the opening scene of Firefly.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i reserve the right to have fun during a fun movie

    Laughing at that scene in Spider-Man 3 is OK. Otherwise, though, people should shut up and watch the film.
    Faricazy wrote: »
    meanwhile i get to sit there appalled at the rest of the audience during for example A Good Shepherd when a bunch of people started cracking up as they threw the girl out of the airplane.

    Wow, people should really shut up and watch the film. I guess the entire audience didn't understand the plot.

    Defender on
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    I was about to say the opening scene of Firefly.

    See and that's how we save time, by skipping all the way back to Touch Of Evil, and then a quick jumpcut over to Futore crying like Chris Crocker or whatever his name is. The "leave Britney alone" guy.

    Defender on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    I was about to say the opening scene of Firefly.

    See and that's how we save time, by skipping all the way back to Touch Of Evil, and then a quick jumpcut over to Futore crying like Chris Crocker or whatever his name is. The "leave Britney alone" guy.

    crying because my argument blew up due to a kitchen timer

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    BOOOOOOOM

    Defender on
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  • GameGrrlGameGrrl Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i reserve the right to have fun during a fun movie

    Laughing at that scene in Spider-Man 3 is OK. Otherwise, though, people should shut up and watch the film.
    Faricazy wrote: »
    meanwhile i get to sit there appalled at the rest of the audience during for example A Good Shepherd when a bunch of people started cracking up as they threw the girl out of the airplane.

    Wow, people should really shut up and watch the film. I guess the entire audience didn't understand the plot.

    could anyone take spider-man 3 seriously after this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3vJfiClwzM

    GameGrrl on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    GameGrrl wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i reserve the right to have fun during a fun movie

    Laughing at that scene in Spider-Man 3 is OK. Otherwise, though, people should shut up and watch the film.
    Faricazy wrote: »
    meanwhile i get to sit there appalled at the rest of the audience during for example A Good Shepherd when a bunch of people started cracking up as they threw the girl out of the airplane.

    Wow, people should really shut up and watch the film. I guess the entire audience didn't understand the plot.

    could anyone take spider-man 3 seriously after this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3vJfiClwzM

    I think that there was some deliberate humor in that film.

    Defender on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    could anyone taken Spider-Man 3 seriously after it being a Spider-Man movie

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  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I liked how by the end of this movie the Ninja's were basically just ringwraiths...

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Cristoval wrote: »
    I liked how by the end of this movie the Ninja's were basically just ringwraiths...

    Don't move! Those capital-N ninjas have an apostrophe!

    Defender on
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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Man, Spider Man 3 was good people are just crybabies.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i reserve the right to have fun during a fun movie

    Laughing at that scene in Spider-Man 3 is OK. Otherwise, though, people should shut up and watch the film.
    Faricazy wrote: »
    meanwhile i get to sit there appalled at the rest of the audience during for example A Good Shepherd when a bunch of people started cracking up as they threw the girl out of the airplane.

    Wow, people should really shut up and watch the film. I guess the entire audience didn't understand the plot.

    I'm pretty sure they understood the plot, they're just terrible people.

    Faricazy on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i reserve the right to have fun during a fun movie

    Laughing at that scene in Spider-Man 3 is OK. Otherwise, though, people should shut up and watch the film.
    Faricazy wrote: »
    meanwhile i get to sit there appalled at the rest of the audience during for example A Good Shepherd when a bunch of people started cracking up as they threw the girl out of the airplane.

    Wow, people should really shut up and watch the film. I guess the entire audience didn't understand the plot.

    I'm pretty sure they understood the plot, they're just terrible people.

    I have trouble imagining someone who was capable of understanding that plot also being dumb enough to find that funny.

    Defender on
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  • GameGrrlGameGrrl Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Cristoval wrote: »
    I liked how by the end of this movie the Ninja's were basically just ringwraiths...

    Don't move! Those capital-N ninjas have an apostrophe!

    The dude's name is Ninja, and he's in possession of a "were".

    GameGrrl on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    GameGrrl wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Cristoval wrote: »
    I liked how by the end of this movie the Ninja's were basically just ringwraiths...

    Don't move! Those capital-N ninjas have an apostrophe!

    The dude's name is Ninja, and he's in possession of a "were".

    Shit, the "were" was a decoy! Where did they hide the real verb? Is "to ringwraith" a verb now? Uh oh!

    Defender on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Man, Spider Man 3 was good people are just crybabies.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Man, Spider Man 3 was good people are just crybabies.

    It's true

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Fuck that shit, Italian Spider-Man is where it's at.

    Defender on
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  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'd tell you to go fuck yourself, but yeah, Italian Spider-Man is the bomb.

    You're alright Defender...

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    god, yeah

    that was what I was supposed to see tonight

    limited release ugh
    Homeless wrote: »
    other people are the worst thing about movie theaters

    i love going to really early or late showings on weekdays

    emptyquotin'

    AMP'd on
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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Also, Cristoval, you were so lucky no one called you out on this flagrant error
    Cristoval wrote: »
    I seen this last night and didn't much care for it at all. It's one of those movies that's just too retarded to get any enjoyment out of. The beginning is actually pretty alright and I enjoyed some of the initial fight scenes, but it just got more and more ridiculous as it went on, taking itself completely seriously the whole time.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    you people are insane, black dudes/dudettes in a movie make it easily ten times as enjoyable.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    I got shushed when I went to see the first Transformers during the robots pounding the shit out of each other scene.

    I got shushed during Spider-Man 3 for bursting out in laughter at the posing in front of the american flag part.

    I got shushed when I went to see Zombieland during the 2012 trailer because I was pointing out to my friend all the things that make it retarded.

    what the hell

    I reserve the right to talk as much as I want during trailers, it's not like they're the actual feature presentation or anything

    Centipede Damascus on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    you people are insane, black dudes/dudettes in a movie make it easily ten times as enjoyable.

    Only in a bad movie

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    ninja assassin was awful and i enjoyed watching it

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Man, Spider Man 3 was good people are just crybabies.

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    Do parents just not understand?

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Just so we're clear

    the best continuous shot scene is this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRBwvIX7Sao

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I liked Oldboy, but I find I like it more when I assume the villain was, in fact, not planning everything meticulously, and was just sort of rolling with the punches.

    "Lock him up for fifteen years." "...and then, sir?" "Shit, I don't know, I'll figure it out."

    "Holy shit did he just? Damn. Okay, get me that sound file. Oh, oh, and switch my heart-remote thingy to just play that instead. This is gonna be great."

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  • NinjabearNinjabear Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    V For Vendetta missed the point of the book so spectacularly that it was actually kind of amazing.

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    I liked Oldboy, but I find I like it more when I assume the villain was, in fact, not planning everything meticulously, and was just sort of rolling with the punches.

    "Lock him up for fifteen years." "...and then, sir?" "Shit, I don't know, I'll figure it out."

    "Holy shit did he just? Damn. Okay, get me that sound file. Oh, oh, and switch my heart-remote thingy to just play that instead. This is gonna be great."

    what

    no

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    no that suuuucks

    fuck yooou

    Skull Man on
  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Jokes, guys.

    Jokes.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I just got back from this movie, and let me say as an aficionado of terrible movies, this is one of my favorites in quite some time for many many reasons.

    I hope other people were able to enjoy it for being silly and not over-critically analyze it to death.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Okay, I just saw Ninja Assassin, and it was great; it is an hour and a half of Rain being a ninja and killing other ninjas with extreme violence--exactly what I was expecting from a film entitled Ninja Assassin produced by the Wachowski siblings

    my favourite exchange in the movie was "They'll follow us now. They have our scent."
    "You mean like dogs?"
    "No.

    I mean like wolves."

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    the best sequence in the movie is
    ninjas running through traffic

    oh lawd

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  • SkannerJATSkannerJAT Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    There were so many things I loved to think about. Like the punishment for a ninja getting shot. I mean you got foot lashings for making a floor squeak. Or the thought of claiming shuriken damage on your car insurance.

    Fun movie, one of the most fun I have seen in some time.

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  • HakiHaki Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Movie was fantastic, pretty much what I've been hoping for in terms of a movie about ninjas for the last few years.

    Concerning ninjutsu:
    Teleporting is sweeeeeet

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