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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Redeemer has a job in the tv industry now this is your chance to be a part of Toronto's number one gay porn channel. CityTv?

    I don't know any other stations so I hope that one is fairly gay

    i haven't ever watched citytv except for a couple times in middle school when it was rumoured that it showed porn in the early mornings

    Sneaking out of bed at 2am to see if I could see the scrambled porn on tv was totally an experience for me. It makes me sad to think that kids no longer need stuff like that for their early encounters with sexuality. Some of the younger members here never even had to jack off to the soloflex commercial!

    Fiz on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Dachshund wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Dachshund wrote: »

    A sport shirt is a button down, collared shirt made in fabrics that are not dressy

    Oh. A polo shirt. I see.
    He's talking about these things.

    Ha ha ha they're trying to build business, not restrict themselves to a dying market share.
    :^:

    Man what can you wear a polo with? Can't add a tie. Looks stupid with a sport coat. Polos are all "yep look at this it's the only thing I got on my upper body just a lonely shirt." I guess they just aren't for me maaaaann I like accessories too much

    Also we sure failed at changing the topic huh

    you're fucking stupid

    Druhim on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I remember secretly recording some of a softcore thing onto the dvr

    Abracadaniel on
  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Dachshund wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Dachshund wrote: »

    A sport shirt is a button down, collared shirt made in fabrics that are not dressy

    Oh. A polo shirt. I see.
    He's talking about these things.

    Ha ha ha they're trying to build business, not restrict themselves to a dying market share.
    :^:

    Man what can you wear a polo with? Can't add a tie. Looks stupid with a sport coat. Polos are all "yep look at this it's the only thing I got on my upper body just a lonely shirt." I guess they just aren't for me maaaaann I like accessories too much

    Also we sure failed at changing the topic huh

    you're fucking stupid

    Yeah, just multiclass a level of Hipster. You can wear any equipment without penalty.

    A duck! on
  • CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Khoo, if you guys did a tee or a polo with the PA beach/PAX 06 wallpaper wrapped around the entire shirt, I would buy a hundred thousand.

    Cyvros on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I bought some polos today and I look pretty damn good in'em

    Depending on how you carry yourself they're like

    "Hey, take me at least a little more seriously than a t-shirt"

    and yet they're still fairly comfortable

    They're especially great down here in FL since

    A) polos are pretty normal due to the golf

    2) Florida is awful and hot so I can't really do much layering with my clothes so a polo is a nice way to look a little more classy

    Abracadaniel on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Penny Arcade Skinny Jeans and Pea Coats

    Fiz on
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  • DachshundDachshund Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    A duck! wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Dachshund wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Dachshund wrote: »

    A sport shirt is a button down, collared shirt made in fabrics that are not dressy

    Oh. A polo shirt. I see.
    He's talking about these things.

    Ha ha ha they're trying to build business, not restrict themselves to a dying market share.
    :^:

    Man what can you wear a polo with? Can't add a tie. Looks stupid with a sport coat. Polos are all "yep look at this it's the only thing I got on my upper body just a lonely shirt." I guess they just aren't for me maaaaann I like accessories too much

    Also we sure failed at changing the topic huh

    you're fucking stupid

    Yeah, just multiclass a level of Hipster. You can wear any equipment without penalty.

    I am a fucking stupid non-hipster thanks

    Dachshund on
  • zoom. zip. smash.zoom. zip. smash. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Giant ironic old man glasses please and thankyou.

    zoom. zip. smash. on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Dachshund wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Dachshund wrote: »

    A sport shirt is a button down, collared shirt made in fabrics that are not dressy

    Oh. A polo shirt. I see.
    He's talking about these things.

    Ha ha ha they're trying to build business, not restrict themselves to a dying market share.
    :^:

    Man what can you wear a polo with? Can't add a tie. Looks stupid with a sport coat. Polos are all "yep look at this it's the only thing I got on my upper body just a lonely shirt." I guess they just aren't for me maaaaann I like accessories too much

    Also we sure failed at changing the topic huh

    you're fucking stupid

    Seriously.

    The Geek on
    BLM - ACAB
  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Redeemer has a job in the tv industry now this is your chance to be a part of Toronto's number one gay porn channel. CityTv?

    I don't know any other stations so I hope that one is fairly gay

    uh maybe?

    i haven't ever watched citytv except for a couple times in middle school when there was a rumour going around that it showed porn in the early morning

    They totally do here.

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dachshund wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Dachshund wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Dachshund wrote: »

    A sport shirt is a button down, collared shirt made in fabrics that are not dressy

    Oh. A polo shirt. I see.
    He's talking about these things.

    Ha ha ha they're trying to build business, not restrict themselves to a dying market share.
    :^:

    Man what can you wear a polo with? Can't add a tie. Looks stupid with a sport coat. Polos are all "yep look at this it's the only thing I got on my upper body just a lonely shirt." I guess they just aren't for me maaaaann I like accessories too much

    Also we sure failed at changing the topic huh

    you're fucking stupid

    Yeah, just multiclass a level of Hipster. You can wear any equipment without penalty.

    I am a fucking stupid non-hipster thanks

    Bet you're ugly too

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Trillian wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Redeemer has a job in the tv industry now this is your chance to be a part of Toronto's number one gay porn channel. CityTv?

    I don't know any other stations so I hope that one is fairly gay

    uh maybe?

    i haven't ever watched citytv except for a couple times in middle school when there was a rumour going around that it showed porn in the early morning

    They totally do here.

    yeah but it only came on after like latin lover on telelatino and i was all tuckered out by then

    i was a pro at finding basic cable pornography when i was thirteen

    Killjoy on
  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Redeemer has a job in the tv industry now this is your chance to be a part of Toronto's number one gay porn channel. CityTv?

    I don't know any other stations so I hope that one is fairly gay

    uh maybe?

    i haven't ever watched citytv except for a couple times in middle school when there was a rumour going around that it showed porn in the early morning

    They totally do here.

    yeah but it only came on after like latin lover on telelatino and i was all tuckered out by then

    Fair enough.
    We don't have latino programs here on City, they're all mandarin and punjabi.
    Since there isn't any mandarin or punjabi smut to show, the softcore comes on at 2 am here.

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited November 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Uh, yeah.
    Where have you been?

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    there's porn on tv here, what

    Softcore apparently, so redtube is still your best bet...

    Donovan Puppyfucker on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Redeemer has a job in the tv industry now this is your chance to be a part of Toronto's number one gay porn channel. CityTv?

    I don't know any other stations so I hope that one is fairly gay

    i haven't ever watched citytv except for a couple times in middle school when it was rumoured that it showed porn in the early mornings

    Sneaking out of bed at 2am to see if I could see the scrambled porn on tv was totally an experience for me. It makes me sad to think that kids no longer need stuff like that for their early encounters with sexuality. Some of the younger members here never even had to jack off to the soloflex commercial!

    I was going to say how difficult I think it'd be to get off to the chicks in those sorts of exercise equipment infomercials, and then I remembered that you're into dudes and all of a sudden it was totally plausible.

    DarkPrimus on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Redeemer has a job in the tv industry now this is your chance to be a part of Toronto's number one gay porn channel. CityTv?

    I don't know any other stations so I hope that one is fairly gay

    uh maybe?

    i haven't ever watched citytv except for a couple times in middle school when there was a rumour going around that it showed porn in the early morning

    They totally do here.

    yeah but it only came on after like latin lover on telelatino and i was all tuckered out by then

    i was a pro at finding basic cable pornography when i was thirteen

    There are more partially to fully nude guys on tv, so I think women and gays have it a little easier. Standards and practices is a lot more lenient about what they can show of guys, and there is always a boxing match or two on tv so it can satisfy my love of half naked guys punching each other in the face until one is unconscious.

    Fiz on
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited November 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Cinemax introduced me to lesbians.

    And not just that.

    A threeway.

    My poor 13 year old mind exploded.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Redeemer has a job in the tv industry now this is your chance to be a part of Toronto's number one gay porn channel. CityTv?

    I don't know any other stations so I hope that one is fairly gay

    i haven't ever watched citytv except for a couple times in middle school when it was rumoured that it showed porn in the early mornings

    Sneaking out of bed at 2am to see if I could see the scrambled porn on tv was totally an experience for me. It makes me sad to think that kids no longer need stuff like that for their early encounters with sexuality. Some of the younger members here never even had to jack off to the soloflex commercial!

    I was going to say how difficult I think it'd be to get off to the chicks in those sorts of exercise equipment infomercials, and then I remembered that you're into dudes and all of a sudden it was totally plausible.

    I am sure that there are some guys who are attracted to buff ladies. Daric likes them toned, I think.

    Fiz on
    juggcat.jpg
  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Redeemer has a job in the tv industry now this is your chance to be a part of Toronto's number one gay porn channel. CityTv?

    I don't know any other stations so I hope that one is fairly gay

    uh maybe?

    i haven't ever watched citytv except for a couple times in middle school when there was a rumour going around that it showed porn in the early morning

    They totally do here.

    yeah but it only came on after like latin lover on telelatino and i was all tuckered out by then

    i was a pro at finding basic cable pornography when i was thirteen

    There are more partially to fully nude guys on tv, so I think women and gays have it a little easier. Standards and practices is a lot more lenient about what they can show of guys, and there is always a boxing match or two on tv so it can satisfy my love of half naked guys punching each other in the face until one is unconscious.

    Do you get UFC matches free-to-air?

    Donovan Puppyfucker on
  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Redeemer has a job in the tv industry now this is your chance to be a part of Toronto's number one gay porn channel. CityTv?

    I don't know any other stations so I hope that one is fairly gay

    uh maybe?

    i haven't ever watched citytv except for a couple times in middle school when there was a rumour going around that it showed porn in the early morning

    They totally do here.

    yeah but it only came on after like latin lover on telelatino and i was all tuckered out by then

    i was a pro at finding basic cable pornography when i was thirteen

    There are more partially to fully nude guys on tv, so I think women and gays have it a little easier. Standards and practices is a lot more lenient about what they can show of guys, and there is always a boxing match or two on tv so it can satisfy my love of half naked guys punching each other in the face until one is unconscious.

    See if I want anything close I just have to watch Bones and pretend Bones and the boss lady are a thing.

    edit - oh wait, no, I almost forgot, sometimes fox needs to boost ratings and they get 13 to make out with chicks

    pillow on
  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Trillian wrote: »
    Uh, yeah.
    Where have you been?
    not watching tv apparently

    Get on that shit pronto!

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Seriously teefs a world of lesbians is awaiting you.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited November 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    There are some serious boners on late night tv too.
    Oh yes, yes there are...

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    Penny Arcade Skinny Jeans and Pea Coats

    Fiz I made this joke already, you're becoming stale and derivative

    AMP'd on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Penny Arcade Skinny Jeans and Pea Coats

    Fiz I made this joke already, you're becoming stale

    I got to this point and was all :D

    Fiz on
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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    volyu why are you being an enormous homosexual who is not on AIM?
    There is a party you should attend in february.

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Trillian wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Redeemer has a job in the tv industry now this is your chance to be a part of Toronto's number one gay porn channel. CityTv?

    I don't know any other stations so I hope that one is fairly gay

    uh maybe?

    i haven't ever watched citytv except for a couple times in middle school when there was a rumour going around that it showed porn in the early morning

    They totally do here.

    hoo boy do they ever

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Trillian wrote: »
    There are some serious boners on late night tv too.
    Oh yes, yes there are...

    no way trill

    all of it ever saw was simulated (and pretty badly)

    Killjoy on
  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    PENETRATION TIME C'MON

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Trillian wrote: »
    PENETRATION TIME C'MON

    Please tell me this wasn't how Orik asked you out.

    The last thing I need is straight people using my pickup lines

    Fiz on
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Redeemer has a job in the tv industry now this is your chance to be a part of Toronto's number one gay porn channel. CityTv?

    I don't know any other stations so I hope that one is fairly gay

    i haven't ever watched citytv except for a couple times in middle school when it was rumoured that it showed porn in the early mornings

    Sneaking out of bed at 2am to see if I could see the scrambled porn on tv was totally an experience for me. It makes me sad to think that kids no longer need stuff like that for their early encounters with sexuality. Some of the younger members here never even had to jack off to the soloflex commercial!

    I was going to say how difficult I think it'd be to get off to the chicks in those sorts of exercise equipment infomercials, and then I remembered that you're into dudes and all of a sudden it was totally plausible.

    I am sure that there are some guys who are attracted to buff ladies. Daric likes them toned, I think.

    I'm not saying buff ladies ain't attractive, I'm saying the buff ladies in those infomercials ain't attractive. Their hair always looks like they got it done 10 years ago at a barber college and they got sharper jawlines than the dude hawking the shit with them.

    DarkPrimus on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    PENETRATION TIME C'MON

    Please tell me this wasn't how Orik asked you out.

    The last thing I need is straight people using my pickup lines

    nah it was the other way around

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    pillow wrote: »
    Nope, I'm about as worse off as it gets, chris.

    Ha ha fuck off.

    aww how cute you took her seriously

    Druhim on
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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    PENETRATION TIME C'MON

    Please tell me this wasn't how Orik asked you out.

    The last thing I need is straight people using my pickup lines

    nah it was the other way around

    She's a keeper.

    Donovan Puppyfucker on
  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    pillow wrote: »
    Nope, I'm about as worse off as it gets, chris.

    Ha ha fuck off.

    aww how cute you took her seriously

    No, no I didn't. I really suck at this sarcasm thing.

    Donovan Puppyfucker on
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