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Steam got me pregnant

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    FUCK YOU STEAM LET ME GIFT THIS

    assholes

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    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    let me quote the message you sent with it
    llasma,
    this is a game



    Buckle Up,
    fucker

    hahahaha whoops

    well I hope you enjoy

    zombie horde bowling?

    yeah it was actually quite fun

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    man

    borderlands is a really good game

    pity the multiplayer is so fucked

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    yeah

    once you get it working its rad

    unfortunately sometimes that doesn't happen

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    man

    borderlands is a really good game

    pity the multiplayer is so fucked

    That is the exact opposite from what I've been hearing. I've heard that the drop in and out multiplayer was actually one of the games highlights because it makes the monsters harder and thus, drop better loot.

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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    The technical aspect of multiplayer on the PC is awful

    GAMESPY HOW I CURSE THEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • JauntyJaunty Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I assume he meant the hoops you have to jump through in order to host games, because I would agree with what you'd heard, Lucky, and go so far as to say that the game is boring as shit without some chums to play it with. It is a rollicking good time when you've got a party going though.

    e: beat'd, but I couldn't agree more. If only all these games that you buy through steam actually made goddamn use of steam in the games it would be perfect.

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    man

    borderlands is a really good game

    pity the multiplayer is so fucked

    That is the exact opposite from what I've been hearing. I've heard that the drop in and out multiplayer was actually one of the games highlights because it makes the monsters harder and thus, drop better loot.

    Basically what everybody else said. The actual process of getting it to let you play with anybody is a bitch. Gamespy is the devil.

    But honestly the single player is incredibly boring to me. Pandora just feels so dead and empty without anybody else to play with.

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  • JauntyJaunty Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    It feels like a free-to-play MMO the night a WoW expansion drops

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    man a lot of people been using "pandora" lately

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    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    it's a pretty easy aspect of myth to reference

    feels cheap now, like the greek pantheon

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    'prometheus'

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    'bob'

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    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    all mmos are the story of sisphyus

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I thought they were all about the story of Priapus.

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    Death to PA.
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    they're really all about the ultimate hustler

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    there's a gay sex shop by that name here synth

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    all mmos are the story of sisphyus

    :^:

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    all mmos are the story of priapus

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    unless grinding in wow gives you like a permadeathboner

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    FUCK YOU DAMMIT SYNTH

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    there's a gay sex shop by that name here synth

    wait how do you know about gay sex shops, STRAIGHT GIRL

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    Death to PA.
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    a whole lot,

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    SING TO ME MUSE, OF VELOUR AND THE MAN
    the dooming sting of the slams that ruined so many
    the chumps and the bustas hurled headlong into gloom
    to sip bitter cola with the sluts and kinky-haired hoes,
    dollar store shit, not even brand-name;
    thus was the will of Zeus.
    Begin with the wit of that lord--
    the Ultimate Hustler
    who descended like night upon the bright shores
    of unfortunate Troy where the Achaeans all camped.
    As the sun in his splendor, spangles his rays
    upon the folds of the sea when the day is just dawning
    so too was the light that came from the mouth
    of that merciless pimp, for nigga he had
    hella fine platinum up in his grill.
    And seeing the masses of Grecians, a full generation
    set for ten years in grim siege on the sand
    the Hustler rattled his cane, a thunderous funk
    and made known his will.

    "Well well well
    guess now be a good time to buy stock in coconut oil and cock rings
    since y’all look like you ready to storm Fire Island and start a pride parade.
    First time I seen a fleet of ships using they momma’s dirty drawers as sails.
    That ain’t no Mycenaean insignia, that just where she couldn’t reach around ta wipe.
    An do I see Odysseus sticking gettin rutty with that handmaid? Ima call Ithaca,
    tell em they all need to file a missin bustas report.”

    All through the camp, men fell transfixed
    laid out by the insults that poured like hard rain
    upon the wearied and weak. It seemed as a plague
    that ran through the ranks, a vast rippling breath
    like when the wind, blown black in the dusk
    touches the grain and withers the stalks
    and the farmers they gather what once was fine crop
    and set it to torch to weep at the flames.

    Mighty Achilles, a lion in temper, stepped onto the shore
    from his proud flanks flashed fierce indignation
    at the Ultimate Hustler, the man like dark wine all richly attired.
    When kings go out hunting, they bring with them dogs,
    tightly-haunched hounds with foam on their teeth.
    The pack is arrayed, and now catches the scent
    of a rabbit or stag and strains at the leash,
    their limbs at the ready, their eyes full of death,
    and finally their master loosens the rein
    so was the wrath of Achilles that long had lain quiet,
    now aimed at the Hustler and hot for its prey.

    “Whether you be
    a dark Ethiopian far from your home or else
    a sunburnt man from a sunburnt land, Achilles
    cares not. You now forfeit your life.”

    So said Achilles, and drew forth his spear, the heft on his shoulder
    the point all of bronze and, taking his aim, hurled it full force
    like a bolt from Olympus.
    But Mandingo was watching,
    god of the Dozens, and turned it astray.

    All there assembled, Achaean and Trojan, saw Achilles’ first failure
    and soon wicked Rumor, with her venom and bile, started to whisper
    that ain’t nobody choked that bad since yo momma
    try deepthroating a Titan.
    The Hustler boomed out his mirth.

    “Next time you wanna give me yo shaft, make believe I’m Patroclus’ stankhole
    and there ain’t no way you missin. Oh I forgot, Hector currently using that bitch
    as a hood ornament. Take him down to the kennels, he metamorphose
    into kibbles and bits. That nigga, he dead.
    And what up with that armor? Shit’s tacky. Bet that breastplate come with a horn
    play “Lowrider” when you goosesteppin through the ranks.
    Ain’t it bad enough you got grease face? Been, what, twenty years since yo momma
    dip you in tha Styx, and the Hades EPA still tryin to clean the oil slick,
    declaring it unfit for animal habitation.
    My nigga Charon spark up a fatty, throw the match overboard,
    shit goes up like Mt Etna.”

    Mighty Achilles groaned like the ocean, let fall his arms to the ash at his feet.
    Betaken by sorrow, he sought out his tent and the drowse of his harem
    where black-visaged grief crept from the shadows. Like the waxes of Hybla
    it muzzled his mind, stopped up his ears, made deaf his heart
    to all the sweet pleas of men and immortals.

    Just at that moment, the figure of Helen, awake in the city,
    appeared on the walls. King Menelaos, the chariot driver,
    gnashed all his teeth and raged at the day
    she was promised as prize to craven Prince Paris
    and doomed distant Troy.
    She was spied by the Hustler.

    “Shit, ain’t it the daughter of Leda and a swan.
    Bitch squirt up a douche, get a bowful of duck soup.
    That the face launched a thousand ships? They all musta
    gone looking for that most mythical of treasures, cure for dick blisters.
    Only time the topless towers of Ilium get burned is when they go take a leak,
    get funky discharge look like something Cerberus leave on yo carpet.
    Bitch been ploughed more times than the winedark sea. Yeah
    I droppin some poetical shit here. Fuck ya if ya hatin.
    Everyone heard Helen so tough and hangly down there, she legally obligated
    to have the Arby’s logo tattooed on her snatch.
    Priam still around? Get him out here.
    That nigga so old, last time he manage to pop wood,
    Pandora’s box just got some peach fuzz
    and Priapus’ balls ain’t even drop yet.
    This some brokedown city y’all got here. Couple thousand years, Heinreich Schliemann
    dig this place up, wonder what the hell the luddy convention was doin in town.
    All looking like somebody built a group home for Cyclops crackheads.”

    His counsel at end, the Hustler arose and took to the air
    in the form of a bird, feathers jet-black, leaving all stunned.
    Sometime a hunter when the race has been run
    surveys the beast his arrows brought low,
    admires the flank and the struggling faint breaths,
    and though its life is near gone strings one last shaft
    to take cold delight in an unneeded wound.
    So now the Hustler, in no haste to leave,
    flung finally a barb down into the field.

    “First I thought that wicker tinker toy was the Trojan Horse,
    but now y’all inside it, I see it just a raggedy-assed fruit basket.
    And yo toga look like a dishrag.”

    Tearing her hair, Queen Hecuba led
    her waxen-faced ladies in an ebon procession
    to Athena’s white temple, hoping the goddess
    would pity their plight, grant Troy gray-eyed mercy.
    Greeks and Dardanians, all there assembled, hearing the wail
    added their voices to the keening and crying
    and it is said that even Olympus covered its face
    for the great lamentation:
    “Damn.”

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    it's just like a vegan knowing that a meatshop is nearby. they have signs and stuff sillyhead. that man who told you you needed to use your "key" to "unlock" his "door" to gain access was a rapist.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    man I don't know steam seems to be shitting bricks

    It happened to me when I was back in Malaysia trying to buy stuff with my Australian credit card. Buying through paypal cleared things up.

    Synthetic Orange on
    Death to PA.
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    and ya toga look like a dishrag

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    that's still fucking excellent jesus christ

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
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    A Japanese version of Mein Kampf (わが闘争, waga tōsō?) in manga form is produced by East Press, as part of its Manga de Dokuha (Read it via manga) series. It has been dismissed by the Bavarian Finance Ministry as the wrong medium in which to tell the story.

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  • JauntyJaunty Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    man I don't know steam seems to be shitting bricks

    It happened to me when I was back in Malaysia trying to buy stuff with my Australian credit card. Buying through paypal cleared things up.

    Paypal can be a bit of a bitch, too: if you haven't got enough money in your paypal account to cover the regular price of whatever delight you are attempting to purchase through steam, then you won't be able buy it even on discount. At least that is what has happened every time to me.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    if I started jerkin' it soon I could try to be the first guy to cum in the new decade

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    cum for a new decade. vote llama.

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  • JauntyJaunty Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Stamina is great and all but if it takes you nineteen hours you should talk to a doctor

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    a naked doctor

    with breasts and heels

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    :3 this is a manga called "saint young men" i believe. i haven't read the whole thing, but a friend of mine showed me these pages and it looks so ridiculous. (it is buddha and jesus vacationing in japan)

    reads from right to left
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    06.jpg

    japan, you are so weird.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Jaunty wrote: »
    Stamina is great and all but if it takes you nineteen hours you should talk to a doctor

    yes there are no other timezones good thinking

    Projeck wrote: »
    a naked doctor

    with breasts and heels

    hrlblrblrbllblbr labcoats

    fuck I'm only doing one chemistry class next year and it's physical chem, this is going to severely limit the number of cute girls in labcoats I will see

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    yes there are no other timezones good thinking

    jerk it

    to jesus

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    but he's everywhere, jerking it when the person you're jerking it to can see you is just weird

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I bought icecream.
    Hahaha, oh Buddha, you're such a card!

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    but he's everywhere, jerking it when the person you're jerking it to can see you is just weird

    Not if that is the purpose of the webcam chat.

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