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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    WELCOME COMRADE

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    This thread is now a Russian-only zone

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited November 2009
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    zimfan wrote: »
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    Garry

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Becoming a Good Russian Person:

    Step One:
    Be a huge fucking asshole to everybody, especially foreigners.

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  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Thats pretty much what we do it;'s true

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
  • zoom. zip. smash.zoom. zip. smash. Registered User
    edited November 2009
    zimfan wrote: »
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    Garry

    I love it because there is an h-sound in Russian, just not the right h-sound.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    is it ok to call asians oriental? Is oriental a bad thing to say?

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited November 2009
    babyeatingjesus

    listen to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbud8rLejLM

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i'm learning russian right now

    livin in the ukraine kinda got to know it

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User
    edited November 2009
    My Jewish half is part German jew and part Russian jew.

    so Rob we share some common blood.

    only mine's kinda part fighting blood hitler and part being kept in bloodcentration camps.

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    In America, you can always find a party.
    In Soviet Russia, the Party finds you!

    In America, you listen to man on radio.
    In Soviet Russia, man on Radio listens to you!

    In America, you can catch a cold.
    In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!

    In America, you drive car.
    In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

    In America, you watch Big Brother.
    In Soviet Russia, twenty three million people were executed over a seven year period!

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i'm learning russian right now

    livin in the ukraine kinda got to know it

    see that's funny because a) ukrainian sounds dead retarded to everyone else in the USSR, and b) ukraine is actually banning Russian within the country to promote ukranian which nobody outside ukraine cares about

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    zimfan wrote: »
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    Garry

    I love it because there is an h-sound in Russian, just not the right h-sound.

    and that's why we eat gamburgers while we play garmonica

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i'm learning russian right now

    livin in the ukraine kinda got to know it

    see that's funny because a) ukrainian sounds dead retarded to everyone else in the USSR, and b) ukraine is actually banning Russian within the country to promote ukranian which nobody outside ukraine cares about

    Someone's fuuuuucked.

    Just talk in gutteral gibberish and be drunk 24/9

    EDIT: YER A WIZARD, FAPPU

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i'm learning russian right now

    livin in the ukraine kinda got to know it

    see that's funny because a) ukrainian sounds dead retarded to everyone else in the USSR, and b) ukraine is actually banning Russian within the country to promote ukranian which nobody outside ukraine cares about

    Even in Ukraine, only about two thirds of the population speaks it.

    It's only slightly more useful than Welsh.

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  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    In America, you can always find a party.
    In Soviet Russia, the Party finds you!

    In America, you listen to man on radio.
    In Soviet Russia, man on Radio listens to you!

    In America, you can catch a cold.
    In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!

    In America, you drive car.
    In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

    In America, you watch Big Brother.
    In Soviet Russia, twenty three million people were executed over a seven year period!

    Karl Marx was the original Yakov Smirnoff.
    "Under communism, the worker makes use of a tool.
    Under capitalism, the tool makes use of him."
    Seriously.

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  • zoom. zip. smash.zoom. zip. smash. Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i'm learning russian right now

    livin in the ukraine kinda got to know it

    see that's funny because a) ukrainian sounds dead retarded to everyone else in the USSR, and b) ukraine is actually banning Russian within the country to promote ukranian which nobody outside ukraine cares about

    Even in Ukraine, only about two thirds of the population speaks it.

    It's only slightly more useful than Welsh.

    I remember when I was in Uzbekistan (2003ish), there was a lot of drama because everything official was being put into Uzbek and English exclusively and lots of ethnic Russians didn't speak either very well.

    zoom. zip. smash. on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i'm learning russian right now

    livin in the ukraine kinda got to know it

    see that's funny because a) ukrainian sounds dead retarded to everyone else in the USSR, and b) ukraine is actually banning Russian within the country to promote ukranian which nobody outside ukraine cares about

    If they are banning it I haven't seen a big movement too so far, or heard anything about it. Most places speak Russian right away, although I can't tell the difference between Ukrainian and Russian right now.

    I know most signs I read end up being Ukrainian.

    edit - just asked. Everybody speaks Russian but in the schools and at the work place it's strictly Ukrainian

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The difference between Russian and Ukranian is that Ukranian is what a Russian would sound like if he had a stroke.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    haha

    Maybe that is why they all stick to speaking Russian here.

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i'm learning russian right now

    livin in the ukraine kinda got to know it

    see that's funny because a) ukrainian sounds dead retarded to everyone else in the USSR, and b) ukraine is actually banning Russian within the country to promote ukranian which nobody outside ukraine cares about

    Even in Ukraine, only about two thirds of the population speaks it.

    It's only slightly more useful than Welsh.

    I remember when I was in Uzbekistan (2003ish), there was a lot of drama because everything official was being put into Uzbek and English exclusively and lots of ethnic Russians didn't speak either very well.

    I missed the boat on basically ever getting into Uzbekistan. They don't so much like foreigners right now. Maybe things will change, but you can go ahead and color me jealous. What were you doing there?

    Minorities are getting kinda screwed in Kyrgyzstan. Everything official, including the schools, are in Russian, so everyone learns Russian. All these people get their advanced degrees and whatnot, then they go to get a job and the applications and interviews are all in Kyrgyz, which isn't taught in the schools and pretty much only spoken by Kyrgyz. Of course, there's a better than even chance that they were just telling us that so we'd buy them vodka. These guys had a bit of a reputation.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2009
    i was in odessa for a month and i heard like five minutes of ukrainian at most

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    i was in odessa for a month and i heard like five minutes of ukrainian at most

    odessa is odessa

    they have their own thing going

    fyi half the jokes in russia are about wacky things people from odessa do






    wait do you mean odessa texas

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  • zoom. zip. smash.zoom. zip. smash. Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i'm learning russian right now

    livin in the ukraine kinda got to know it

    see that's funny because a) ukrainian sounds dead retarded to everyone else in the USSR, and b) ukraine is actually banning Russian within the country to promote ukranian which nobody outside ukraine cares about

    Even in Ukraine, only about two thirds of the population speaks it.

    It's only slightly more useful than Welsh.

    I remember when I was in Uzbekistan (2003ish), there was a lot of drama because everything official was being put into Uzbek and English exclusively and lots of ethnic Russians didn't speak either very well.

    I missed the boat on basically ever getting into Uzbekistan. They don't so much like foreigners right now. Maybe things will change, but you can go ahead and color me jealous. What were you doing there?

    I was just hanging out, really. I had a Russian teacher in high school who was spectacular at securing funding so we could do cool stuff and he found this State Department program through which students from my school went to Uzbekistan for a month in the summer and then Uzbek students came to our town for a month in the fall. It was really cool. We were in Tashkent for most of the time and we did some touring in the desert to Kiva, Bukhara, and Samarqand. Amazing stuff.

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    It's spoken a lot less in the South than in the North.

    On top of that, generally in multi-language societies, the more cosmopolitan an area is the more people will speak the lingua franca and the less they'll speak the various national languages.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    i was in odessa for a month and i heard like five minutes of ukrainian at most

    odessa is odessa

    they have their own thing going

    fyi half the jokes in russia are about wacky things people from odessa do






    wait do you mean odessa texas

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i'm learning russian right now

    livin in the ukraine kinda got to know it

    see that's funny because a) ukrainian sounds dead retarded to everyone else in the USSR, and b) ukraine is actually banning Russian within the country to promote ukranian which nobody outside ukraine cares about

    Even in Ukraine, only about two thirds of the population speaks it.

    It's only slightly more useful than Welsh.

    I remember when I was in Uzbekistan (2003ish), there was a lot of drama because everything official was being put into Uzbek and English exclusively and lots of ethnic Russians didn't speak either very well.

    I missed the boat on basically ever getting into Uzbekistan. They don't so much like foreigners right now. Maybe things will change, but you can go ahead and color me jealous. What were you doing there?

    I was just hanging out, really. I had a Russian teacher in high school who was spectacular at securing funding so we could do cool stuff and he found this State Department program through which students from my school went to Uzbekistan for a month in the summer and then Uzbek students came to our town for a month in the fall. It was really cool. We were in Tashkent for most of the time and we did some touring in the desert to Kiva, Bukhara, and Samarqand. Amazing stuff.

    That's awesome.

    I know some people who used to work there. They tell all these awesome stories that make me want to try to get there, then they remind me that they decided to purge foreign influences a few years ago and a bunch of people got the shit beat out of them or just straight up "disappeared" in the process.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    wait do you mean odessa texas

    Oh okay, my dad has great stories about this

    My grandfather, who was born in Odessa when it was still part of Russia, went to college in Oklahoma. One day, he was talking to a girl about where he was from, and she said "oh, I'm from Odessa, too!"

    (Odessa, Texas)

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    wait do you mean odessa texas

    Oh okay, my dad has great stories about this

    My grandfather, who was born in Odessa when it was still part of Russia, went to college in Oklahoma. One day, he was talking to a girl about where he was from, and she said "oh, I'm from Odessa, too!"

    (Odessa, Texas)

    cool story bro

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    haha

    people from oklahoma think of the city from texas instead of some random russian city when odessa is mentioned

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    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You are breaking my heart

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    natek wrote: »
    haha

    people from oklahoma think of the city from texas instead of some random russian city when odessa is mentioned

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    new little odessa

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  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Now I know why I like you, Robcham

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  • SpacehogSpacehog Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    wait do you mean odessa texas

    Oh okay, my dad has great stories about this

    My grandfather, who was born in Odessa when it was still part of Russia, went to college in Oklahoma. One day, he was talking to a girl about where he was from, and she said "oh, I'm from Odessa, too!"

    (Odessa, Texas)

    I don't get it.

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    Wow...oh my gosh. What guy isn't going to throw a punch or whatever with another guy that calls him a gay-slur? Really? Is it really that big of a deal? Holy crap..please, let it go. Justin Bieber is fine and the kid isn't in the hospital or something. Jeez.
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Man my ancestry is so dull

    so dull

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  • SpacehogSpacehog Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    Man my ancestry is so dull

    so dull

    same here. I'm nothing but euro-mutt.
    The most exciting of which is that I'm like half Irish.

    Spacehog on
    Wow...oh my gosh. What guy isn't going to throw a punch or whatever with another guy that calls him a gay-slur? Really? Is it really that big of a deal? Holy crap..please, let it go. Justin Bieber is fine and the kid isn't in the hospital or something. Jeez.
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Spacehog wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Man my ancestry is so dull

    so dull

    same here. I'm nothing but euro-mutt.
    The most exciting of which is that I'm like half Irish.

    I'm not even a mutt

    I'm pretty much entirely English (almost) and my ancestors were basically farmers and accountants

    Farmers. Accountants.

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