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romantics only

powersspowerss regularRegistered User regular
edited December 2009 in Singularity Engine++
I need some clever ways of being romantic to my wholly undeserved girlfriend. She's just too good and I suck so hard.

What have YOU done that has been romantic?

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell CharlottesvilleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    stick it in the butt

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  • Skull ManSkull Man regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Mix CDs, flowers, and cunnilingus are your best bet

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae regular Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    i fucked her in a hotel room

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  • FaynorFaynor regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Have you tried drawing an elaborate picture of you unbirthing her

    Faynor on
    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • AMP'dAMP'd regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You are going to get a shitload of junk and this should really be in H/A

    Have you tried flowers?

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Write her a sonnet.

    iusehappymod on

    Hamlet will be Hamlet
    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell CharlottesvilleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    actually, let me rephrase that.

    stick it in her mom's butt. that really gets the juices flowing.

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Swish SwishRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You will never be happy.

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I mail baked treats cross country

    Usagi on
  • pillowpillow regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ya'll got a house/apartment? Do you have access to her apartment or something?

    If so, clean that thing spotless.

    tada romance

    pillow on
  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    There is no answer that isn't going to involve butts.

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  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    This is probably the worst place to ask that question, haha...

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    powerss wrote: »
    I suck so hard.

    Try being more gentle for starters.

    Butler on
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    A new born baby's skin is still porous, you can just leave them sitting in a bucket of blood and they'll soak up what they need.
  • JavenJaven regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I surprised her with gifts. A new camera bag.

    Between she and I, she's got me absolutely trumped on romantic stuff. For my birthday she got a totally fancy hotel room complete with champagne, chocolate covered strawberries and a romantic view overlooking the water facing the sunset horizon.

    Javen on
  • Skull ManSkull Man regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I write for emily a bunch

    she likes it ok

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  • nateknatek regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Omelette

    du

    fromage

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae regular Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    i fucked her on the boat

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  • JavenJaven regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I gifted her WoW for five dollars

    best boyfriend ever

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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Puff out your body hair to appear larger, while shrieking and throwing leaves to show your dominance.

    After an hour or so of this, mount her.

    Macera on
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  • SegSeg regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    powerss wrote: »
    I need some clever ways of being romantic to my wholly undeserved girlfriend. She's just too good and I suck so hard.

    What have YOU done that has been romantic?

    It is a small thing, but my wife has told me it is romantic. Cook for her.

    Seg on
  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell CharlottesvilleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    don't forget the wooden club, in case she gets uppity.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    do what you're good at

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side regular __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    orikae keep going

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Jizz in pants
    Write song
    ?????

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The most romantic thing I have done for my girlfriend is make an internet thread bragging about her

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    fuck another girl in front of her

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  • DruhimDruhim regular Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    I mail baked treats cross country

    <3

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited November 2009
    powerss wrote: »
    I need some clever ways of being romantic to my wholly undeserved girlfriend. She's just too good and I suck so hard.

    What have YOU done that has been romantic?

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    do this

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  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i fucked her on the boat

    I fucked her in the moat, with a goat? Man, dark side dr. suess

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ask your friend to film from the closet closest to the bed

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  • HoovesHooves Registered User
    edited November 2009
    cusack2.jpg

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    I mail baked treats cross country

    <3

    :D

    Usagi on
  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell CharlottesvilleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i'm so using that the next time i get into a debate with a young earth creationist.


    oh yeah? BED BUGS YOU LOON.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    if I had a horse I'd name him Hustlehooves

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Trying to learn sign language, or at least enough to talk to her parents.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    if I had a horse I'd name him Hustlehooves

    best name for anything ever

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  • BerkBerk regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    fert in her fanny

    Berk on
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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    pooping back and forth

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  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    say her mom's name while your in bed, under your breath so she can just barely hear it

    scarlet blvd. on
  • FizFiz regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    powerss wrote: »
    I need some clever ways of being romantic to my wholly undeserved girlfriend. She's just too good and I suck so hard.

    If you were gay this would have been the solution

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