Club PA 2.0 has arrived! If you'd like to access some extra PA content and help support the forums, check it out at patreon.com/ClubPA
The image size limit has been raised to 1mb! Anything larger than that should be linked to. This is a HARD limit, please do not abuse it.
Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!

men and women are totally equal and misogynistic jokes aren't the only ones

2456

Posts

  • freakish lightfreakish light Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Marth wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    something something 'rectum? damn near killed 'im'

    freakish light on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Marth wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    something something 'two, but I dunno how they got in there'

    YaYa on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    as a full-fledged female of the species I can assure you that misogynistic jokes are pretty fucking hilarious

    World as Myth on
    kQwcZLJ.png
  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    i'm sorry sir, my humor array needs recharging!

    the cheat on
    tKfL2Yd.png?1
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    as a full-fledged female of the species I can assure you that misogynistic jokes are pretty fucking hilarious

    I agree but I wanted a bit more variety

    I'm auditioning for a comedy show soon, they ask for every auditionee to prepare a joke but I'm pretty sure they know all mine

    I might whip out Will Smith or brown and rhymes with Snoop though

    YaYa on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    as a full-fledged female of the species I can assure you that misogynistic jokes are pretty fucking hilarious

    I agree but I wanted a bit more variety

    I'm auditioning for a comedy show soon, they ask for every auditionee to prepare a joke but I'm pretty sure they know all mine

    I might whip out Will Smith or brown and rhymes with Snoop though

    this joke got me a job once:

    what did the egg say to the boiling water
    "give me a minute to get hard, I just got laid"

    World as Myth on
    kQwcZLJ.png
  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    as a full-fledged female of the species I can assure you that misogynistic jokes are pretty fucking hilarious
    if I wanted your opinion I would find a post of yours and read it

    PikaPuff on
    jCyyTSo.png
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    oh wow WaM

    YaYa on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    as a full-fledged female of the species I can assure you that misogynistic jokes are pretty fucking hilarious

    I agree but I wanted a bit more variety

    I'm auditioning for a comedy show soon, they ask for every auditionee to prepare a joke but I'm pretty sure they know all mine

    I might whip out Will Smith or brown and rhymes with Snoop though

    maybe if you're trying to make a career out of comedy

    you should

    I don't know

    write your own jokes

    #pipe on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    as a full-fledged female of the species I can assure you that misogynistic jokes are pretty fucking hilarious

    I agree but I wanted a bit more variety

    I'm auditioning for a comedy show soon, they ask for every auditionee to prepare a joke but I'm pretty sure they know all mine

    I might whip out Will Smith or brown and rhymes with Snoop though

    maybe if you're trying to make a career out of comedy

    you should

    I don't know

    write your own jokes

    something something Dane Cook
    it's a sketch comedy show and everyone writes their own sketches, which I have a decent talent at, but I suck at traditionally structured jokes

    YaYa on
  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    he's probably making sure none of the jokes here are ones he uses

    traditionally structured? fuck that. just write what comes to mind and you think is good. when we had to make sketches for a play on an "influences" theme mine was about TV and everyone was surprised. because I guess my class was dumb.

    PikaPuff on
    jCyyTSo.png
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    cause as we all know

    what the world needs is more sketch comedy shows

    #pipe on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    it's just a uni thing, dogg, don't need to act all uppity about it

    YaYa on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    why's everybody being so mean

    is it cool to be mean to yaya, I can't keep track

    World as Myth on
    kQwcZLJ.png
  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    That "what did cinderella say when she got to the ball" joke got me an extra percent in genetics class.

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    hey

    hey

    where do cows go on saturday night?

    to the mooooovies

    bsjezz on
    sC4Q4nq.jpg
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Trillian wrote: »
    That "what did cinderella say when she got to the ball" joke got me an extra percent in genetics class.

    I haven't heard this one, hit me

    YaYa on
  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i'm not being mean, I'm saying to write what you want and not worry too much about being traditionally structured.

    PikaPuff on
    jCyyTSo.png
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I don't know why I'm cranky today

    oh that's right it's monday and I am Garfield

    #pipe on
  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    That "what did cinderella say when she got to the ball" joke got me an extra percent in genetics class.

    I haven't heard this one, hit me

    hugurlahlehghugh

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Trillian wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    That "what did cinderella say when she got to the ball" joke got me an extra percent in genetics class.

    I haven't heard this one, hit me

    hugurlahlehghugh

    because she is sucking a dick, you see

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I like that one, Trill.

    #pipe on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    That was pretty damn funny

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    I don't know why I'm cranky today

    oh that's right it's monday and I am Garfield

    awwwwww garfield no

    World as Myth on
    kQwcZLJ.png
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    holy shit

    I like it but there is no way I could tell it without laughing

    YaYa on
  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Why did the monkey fall outta the tree?

    BECAUSE IT WAS DEAD

    pillow on
  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Why did the lizard fall outta the tree?

    BECAUSE IT WAS STAPLED TO THE MONKEY

    pillow on
  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    What is brown and sticky?

    a stick

    Fire Truck on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    pillow wrote: »
    Why did the lizard fall outta the tree?

    BECAUSE IT WAS STAPLED TO THE MONKEY

    why did the second lizard fall out of the tree

    PEER PRESSURE

    YaYa on
  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    What is brown and sticky and has wheels?
    A stick; I lied about the wheels.

    Fire Truck on
  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Why did the cow fall outta the tree?

    COWS CAN'T CLIMB STUPID

    pillow on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall
    Art

    what do you call his wife?
    cripplefucker

    YaYa on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Why is Yaya similar to blah blah?

    Because people say blah blah to skip over something uninteresting and everything Yaya says is uninteresting.

    That is my joke.

    I designed it to hurt Yaya.

    I shall now return to memorizing pieces of Early Medieval and Romanesque Art.

    ChicoBlue on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    aww

    :(

    YaYa on
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    pipe you crazy it's still sunday

    Langly on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    pipe ain't crazy, him and me live in the fucking future

    YaYa on
  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    he could be even further in the future if he embraced the glory of daylight savings

    bsjezz on
    sC4Q4nq.jpg
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    bsjezz wrote: »
    he could be even further in the future if he embraced the glory of daylight savings

    it's not actually the future there though

    it's just government induced mass hysteria

    #pipe on
  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    more like government induced 'jezz gets to go home and have a beer an hour before pipe'

    bsjezz on
    sC4Q4nq.jpg
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    it also means you have to get out of bed an hour earlier

    I win this round

    #pipe on
Sign In or Register to comment.