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New Comic for 11/30/09

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Wait

    Reading the news post, what does he mean when he talks about teleporting knife users

    Is there an actual power that allows you to skip the process of running them down before you stab t hem, risking life and limb to get the kill

    Doesn't that remove the delicious glory of the kill?

    No. You run around and have to chase people down like normal. You can just stab from a little bit further than usual. It is sort of a lunge.

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    DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Wait

    Reading the news post, what does he mean when he talks about teleporting knife users

    Is there an actual power that allows you to skip the process of running them down before you stab t hem, risking life and limb to get the kill

    Doesn't that remove the delicious glory of the kill?

    No. You run around and have to chase people down like normal. You can just stab from a little bit further than usual. It is sort of a lunge.

    ~12 feet or so of a lunge.

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I guess the solution is to not play shitty games.

    Though this does remind me of SWAT 4 and how this one gun could inexplicably shoot through 2 meters of solid steel.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Wait

    Reading the news post, what does he mean when he talks about teleporting knife users

    Is there an actual power that allows you to skip the process of running them down before you stab t hem, risking life and limb to get the kill

    Doesn't that remove the delicious glory of the kill?

    No. You run around and have to chase people down like normal. You can just stab from a little bit further than usual. It is sort of a lunge.

    ~12 feet or so of a lunge.

    I would like to see that lunge

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Wait

    Reading the news post, what does he mean when he talks about teleporting knife users

    Is there an actual power that allows you to skip the process of running them down before you stab t hem, risking life and limb to get the kill

    Doesn't that remove the delicious glory of the kill?

    No. You run around and have to chase people down like normal. You can just stab from a little bit further than usual. It is sort of a lunge.

    ~12 feet or so of a lunge.

    I would like to see that lunge

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ95qwNaD78

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
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    ToridasToridas Registered User new member
    edited November 2009
    what's the deal with the shadow on the couch?

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    Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    In one game I've had 3 knifers attack me in a small area, all got shotgunned, then as I was reloading a 4th came out of nowhere, it was like a parody. I had to double check I wasn't playing Left 4 Dead.

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2009
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    NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I think the only place where I enjoy melee weapons in a fps game is TF2.

    It's pretty stupid everywhere else.

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    UnreadableHulkUnreadableHulk Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I assume in this usage a dog rapist is one whom rapes dogs.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Newtron wrote: »
    I think the only place where I enjoy melee weapons in a fps game is TF2.

    It's pretty stupid everywhere else.

    Nothing is more satisfying on TF2 than rocket jumping over the enemy team, killing the pyro that was charging you in the process, unloading more rockets at the dudes as you fly over them, then landing and shoveling their medic before he has a chance to pop the ubercharge he's milking.

    It is the thing ragequits are made of.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Newtron wrote: »
    I think the only place where I enjoy melee weapons in a fps game is TF2.

    It's pretty stupid everywhere else.

    It would mostly make sense here since it is just a thing you have on your belt for a quick attack if someone gets too close to you to shoot them effectively.

    I believe that was the idea. It was just too effective in this game so you have people running around stabbing bitches.

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I was watching Bombardier play this. He was so far ahead, just stabbing all the people, that he could leave the game for a while and come back, and still be winning.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    i do so much better with the knife than with guns

    marathon + lightweight + commando + tactical knife

    you run about 30 mph and can stab a guy from 20 feet away

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    they mention that very build in the newspost

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    Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    It also has a lock on, which makes it easier.

    The best counter I've found -> Auto Shotgun, Claymores, Heartbeat Sensor (Only if they are not using Scrambler Pro or Ninja).

    edit -> aaaand I still can't remove Kuribo from ignore.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    they mention that very build in the newspost

    and so they should because it is the BEST

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Waka Laka wrote: »
    It also has a lock on, which makes it easier.

    The best counter I've found -> Auto Shotgun, Claymores, Heartbeat Sensor (Only if they are not using Scrambler Pro or Ninja).

    edit -> aaaand I still can't remove Kuribo from ignore.

    no one can, it's there till the powers that be decide his fate

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Waka Laka wrote: »
    It also has a lock on, which makes it easier.

    The best counter I've found -> Auto Shotgun, Claymores, Heartbeat Sensor (Only if they are not using Scrambler Pro or Ninja).

    edit -> aaaand I still can't remove Kuribo from ignore.

    Apart from the 'Pro' portion of scrambler I find that anyone using it just make themselves more of a target to me. Because when my radar starts to fuzz out I know they're approaching at ready myself for them.
    If they're hiding with it a similar situation occurs because I can home in on their location by moving closer and farther away and once again notice the change in fuzz on the radar.

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    So it's like

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    are they talking about depression in that comic

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    That is when Gabe went on his looney pills for anxiety/depression, so yeah.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    okay cause it's pretty accurate

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I knew two people with depression, and the best way to detect when they were not on the pills is when they were bat-poop bonkers or not.

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    Detacht69Detacht69 Registered User new member
    edited December 2009
    I do have a lot of valuable things to say

    Another fine post exemplifying this fact.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Campion wrote: »
    So it's like

    254537906_taieg-L-2.jpg

    I like that book. I think one of the only EU books I read. Maybe a few others.

    Also what is the pro portion of scrambler?

    Also yeah I can never really get what is happening with my medication until I forget to take it and go insane.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    pro scrambler makes any claymores you trigger wait a second before going off. even more useless than vanilla scrambler.

    also, i just tried the javelin glitch and that is the most hilarious thing in the world

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    Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Waka Laka wrote: »
    It also has a lock on, which makes it easier.

    The best counter I've found -> Auto Shotgun, Claymores, Heartbeat Sensor (Only if they are not using Scrambler Pro or Ninja).

    edit -> aaaand I still can't remove Kuribo from ignore.

    Apart from the 'Pro' portion of scrambler I find that anyone using it just make themselves more of a target to me. Because when my radar starts to fuzz out I know they're approaching at ready myself for them.
    If they're hiding with it a similar situation occurs because I can home in on their location by moving closer and farther away and once again notice the change in fuzz on the radar.

    You're right, It's Scrambler, not Scrambler Pro.

    I've only just realised now that the new perks don't carry on the benefits of the original, I've been trying to shoot dudes with the vehicle penetration perk this whole time not catching on that it won't be any better for people.

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~~~~~

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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    i think you might be wrong about that. in fact you are 100% wrong about that.

    also, KNIFING RULES.

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    PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    low quality video but good at showing how a commando knifing build looks like and how far they lunge

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy6o8flKTu0

    high quality video but no tac knife (so slow knife recovery) and less knifing in general

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYk6ftMOdfE

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    pwcaponepwcapone Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Anyone else noticed a large upswing in the amount of people using the knife since the comic came out? Sometimes its funny to watch people not used to using it yet chase after people only to get shot in the back by the targets teammates.

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Waka Laka wrote: »
    Waka Laka wrote: »
    It also has a lock on, which makes it easier.

    The best counter I've found -> Auto Shotgun, Claymores, Heartbeat Sensor (Only if they are not using Scrambler Pro or Ninja).

    edit -> aaaand I still can't remove Kuribo from ignore.

    Apart from the 'Pro' portion of scrambler I find that anyone using it just make themselves more of a target to me. Because when my radar starts to fuzz out I know they're approaching at ready myself for them.
    If they're hiding with it a similar situation occurs because I can home in on their location by moving closer and farther away and once again notice the change in fuzz on the radar.

    You're right, It's Scrambler, not Scrambler Pro.

    I've only just realised now that the new perks don't carry on the benefits of the original, I've been trying to shoot dudes with the vehicle penetration perk this whole time not catching on that it won't be any better for people.

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~~~~~
    Pro versions are the same as the regular version but with an extra effect on top. They don't lose the original effect once you go pro.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Wait the knife has a lock on? Pfahaha. Really?

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Wait the knife has a lock on? Pfahaha. Really?
    It kind of snaps to someone if you are facing them. Not sure what makes it work cause sometimes I completely whiff a knife attempt.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Wait the knife has a lock on? Pfahaha. Really?

    Not a whole lot. But a little. I mean it has as much lock on as the gun does when you aim.

    Also that guy in the first knifing video was mostly really lucky that the dudes on the other team were idiots and were never in a position to see him.

    Also man that tactical knife was awesome. If he'd been using the regular knife, the recovery time would have gotten him killed on a couple of occasions there.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Ah, so the whole game has the merest brush of auto aim kinda like Halo and such? This I did not know.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Yeah, it still does that awesome thing where if somebody runs behind a dude you are targeting, your aim gets thrown off a bit.

    Also when you snap-to your sights it nudges you towards the target a bit. The tutorial point it out

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I told myself I was gonna turn off the snap aiming but it saved my ass more than a few times, so

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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    i always disable that faggot shit. what is wrong with you guys?

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