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edited December 2009
I decided to go with God for even more obvious.
We flew around with a few nationalities before questions 6 and 7 started getting very close.
Is your character from the bible? YES
Is your character famous for creating the world? YES
Then question 8:
Does your character play in a low-key band?
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Hi I'm Vee!Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C ERegistered Userregular
edited December 2009
So there's been a white van, which I assume belongs to the guys cleaning one of the empty apartments in my complex, sitting all day in the driveway that leads to my garage. Not a big deal, I can get around it an into the garage.
This afternoon, after going out like a billion times to take my traffic school certificate to the courthouse, get a gift and then again for wrapping paper, I finally get stuff wrapped up and boxed up and am about to head out to the post office to mail it. It's like 4:35 or something at this point. Should be enough time.
I get in my car and open the garage door, and there is a white Audi sport car (not a TT) with tinted windows (all of them) sitting in the driveway next to the van. Irritating, but not a big deal. I wait for the person in the Audi to either back out of the driveway or drive into the garage so I can get through. Nothing happens. I peer through the windshield; it's hard to tell since it's tinted, but it looks like there's nobody in the car. I get out of my car to get closer and double check. Yep, nobody in it. I turn off my car and go outside. There's nobody around. Some fucking asshole just parked his goddamn car in the driveway, blocking everybody in my garage inside, and then left the fucking car.
After a few minutes, I call the number on the huge fucking red sign above our garage door that says DO NOT FUCKING PARK IN THIS HERE DRIVEWAY, MOTHERFUCKER and ask the LAPD to send someone down to tow the damn thing. They get my address and whatnot, and I sit on the steps to wait. And wait. I wait for about 10 minutes. Somebody comes out of the apartment complex, and while I'm on the phone to my sister, gets in the Audi and leaves. Twenty seconds later the parking officer drives up. I tell him he just missed the fucker.
Fortunately I made it to the post office on time, but I'm really pissed off that this fucker didn't get at least a ticket. There's a group of Persians (sorry, I know, 'cism, but these guys really cling to the stereotype) who have friends who like to park their car in the driveway when they're here. They do it all the fucking time, but usually they're hanging out nearby so they can move it if they need to. Irritating, but not on the level of this fucking asshole.
Twenty fucking seconds. Goddammit. Fucking car didn't even have a license plate.
I was very tempted, except he already had a massive dent in the side of the damn thing. Also, on the off chance someone saw me, I'd rather not get assaulted by Persians, thank you.
Although I'm nearly positive they know that I called the parking guy on him, so maybe I still will.
Board game: Small World would be tempting. I forget when the new edition of Betrayal at House on the Hill comes out, but that's an awesome game.
Surely I thought a character from a game which just came out would stump it.
Alistair, from Dragon Age.
Nope. And even had a picture, too.
It's not exactly the thing can guess, it's that it can guess with the vaguest of answers. I'm just baffled by how mismatched my impression with the rarity of characters is with reality.
Apparently Alistair is the only funny, male, short-haired sword and shield weilding Non-Nintendo video game character in existence.
Surely I thought a character from a game which just came out would stump it.
Alistair, from Dragon Age.
Nope. And even had a picture, too.
It's not exactly the thing can guess, it's that it can guess with the vaguest of answers. I'm just baffled by how mismatched my impression with the rarity of characters is with reality.
Apparently Alistair is the only funny, male, short-haired sword and shield weilding Non-Nintendo video game character in existence.
It took like 30 to get Teryn Loghain and did not have a picture yet.
you think i'm going to throw out a perfectly good book
People own a lot of shitty books. They like to dump them on libraries, who have to then sort through them and throw away 99% of what they get. And most of the non-garbage books are duplicates in terrible shape of titles they already have that never get checked out anyway.
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Surely I thought a character from a game which just came out would stump it.
Alistair, from Dragon Age.
Nope. And even had a picture, too.
It's not exactly the thing can guess, it's that it can guess with the vaguest of answers. I'm just baffled by how mismatched my impression with the rarity of characters is with reality.
Apparently Alistair is the only funny, male, short-haired sword and shield weilding Non-Nintendo video game character in existence.
It took like 30 to get Teryn Loghain and did not have a picture yet.
Surely I thought a character from a game which just came out would stump it.
Alistair, from Dragon Age.
Nope. And even had a picture, too.
It's not exactly the thing can guess, it's that it can guess with the vaguest of answers. I'm just baffled by how mismatched my impression with the rarity of characters is with reality.
Apparently Alistair is the only funny, male, short-haired sword and shield weilding Non-Nintendo video game character in existence.
It took like 30 to get Teryn Loghain and did not have a picture yet.
Did it ask "Is your character bad?"
What did you put?
I put yes for that.
"Did your character die" though was harder. I put "I don't know"
Surely I thought a character from a game which just came out would stump it.
Alistair, from Dragon Age.
Nope. And even had a picture, too.
It's not exactly the thing can guess, it's that it can guess with the vaguest of answers. I'm just baffled by how mismatched my impression with the rarity of characters is with reality.
Apparently Alistair is the only funny, male, short-haired sword and shield weilding Non-Nintendo video game character in existence.
It took like 30 to get Teryn Loghain and did not have a picture yet.
Did it ask "Is your character bad?"
What did you put?
I put yes for that.
"Did your character die" though was harder. I put "I don't know"
Same for mine, for death. Did you finish it yet?
I'd have put "Probably not" for Loghain being bad.
Hi I'm Vee!Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C ERegistered Userregular
edited December 2009
Dude, it got Death, and totally caught me by surprise. I thought he was going to guess wrong:
Has your character really existed? Probably No
Is your character American ? No No
Is your character black-haired? No No
Is your character a male? Yes Yes
Does your character fight? No No
Is your character a religious figure? Don't know Probably
Does your character wear a hat (cap, crown,...)? No Yes
Is your character real? Probably No
Is your character European? No No
Is your character Japanese? No No
Is your character famous thanks to television? No No
Is your character in the Bible? No No
Does your character have hair? No No
Is your character small? No No
Does your character come from the Internet? No No
Is your character a living being? No No
Does your character speak? Yes Yes
Does your character stand on two legs? Yes Yes
Is your character rich? No Probably not
Is your character from a video game? No No
Edit: After each question, the first answer is my answer, the second answer is what he expected me to say.
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We flew around with a few nationalities before questions 6 and 7 started getting very close.
Is your character from the bible? YES
Is your character famous for creating the world? YES
Then question 8:
Does your character play in a low-key band?
:rotate:
This afternoon, after going out like a billion times to take my traffic school certificate to the courthouse, get a gift and then again for wrapping paper, I finally get stuff wrapped up and boxed up and am about to head out to the post office to mail it. It's like 4:35 or something at this point. Should be enough time.
I get in my car and open the garage door, and there is a white Audi sport car (not a TT) with tinted windows (all of them) sitting in the driveway next to the van. Irritating, but not a big deal. I wait for the person in the Audi to either back out of the driveway or drive into the garage so I can get through. Nothing happens. I peer through the windshield; it's hard to tell since it's tinted, but it looks like there's nobody in the car. I get out of my car to get closer and double check. Yep, nobody in it. I turn off my car and go outside. There's nobody around. Some fucking asshole just parked his goddamn car in the driveway, blocking everybody in my garage inside, and then left the fucking car.
After a few minutes, I call the number on the huge fucking red sign above our garage door that says DO NOT FUCKING PARK IN THIS HERE DRIVEWAY, MOTHERFUCKER and ask the LAPD to send someone down to tow the damn thing. They get my address and whatnot, and I sit on the steps to wait. And wait. I wait for about 10 minutes. Somebody comes out of the apartment complex, and while I'm on the phone to my sister, gets in the Audi and leaves. Twenty seconds later the parking officer drives up. I tell him he just missed the fucker.
Fortunately I made it to the post office on time, but I'm really pissed off that this fucker didn't get at least a ticket. There's a group of Persians (sorry, I know, 'cism, but these guys really cling to the stereotype) who have friends who like to park their car in the driveway when they're here. They do it all the fucking time, but usually they're hanging out nearby so they can move it if they need to. Irritating, but not on the level of this fucking asshole.
Twenty fucking seconds. Goddammit. Fucking car didn't even have a license plate.
that's awfully presumptuous of you Akinator
I figure it's programmed to collect data randomly on new questions to check how useful they are.
Edit: The screen on the top of this page is #20 on a set that he obviously knew was Donkey Kong.
There should be more
Although I'm nearly positive they know that I called the parking guy on him, so maybe I still will.
Board game: Small World would be tempting. I forget when the new edition of Betrayal at House on the Hill comes out, but that's an awesome game.
Alistair, from Dragon Age.
Nope. And even had a picture, too.
It's not exactly the thing can guess, it's that it can guess with the vaguest of answers. I'm just baffled by how mismatched my impression with the rarity of characters is with reality.
Apparently Alistair is the only funny, male, short-haired sword and shield weilding Non-Nintendo video game character in existence.
Never ever do this, VH.
what the fuck is wrong with these people
you think i'm going to throw out a perfectly good book
The :P denotes not serious.
Kingsburg is a lot of fun.
Kingsburg? I'll check it out.
Something that can support 5-6 players is ideal for what I want, btw.
It took like 30 to get Teryn Loghain and did not have a picture yet.
Smileys are ambiguous and people on the internet are sometimes easily swayed.
Akinator certainly figured out "Luke Skywalker" quickly.
People own a lot of shitty books. They like to dump them on libraries, who have to then sort through them and throw away 99% of what they get. And most of the non-garbage books are duplicates in terrible shape of titles they already have that never get checked out anyway.
Did it ask "Is your character bad?"
What did you put?
There may also be evidence. We don't know.
"Character already played 79 times"
Damn.
I put yes for that.
"Did your character die" though was harder. I put "I don't know"
Same for mine, for death. Did you finish it yet?
I'd have put "Probably not" for Loghain being bad.
on the other hand, I thought of the prophet Mohammed and got Jonothan Edwards.
Every library I've ever had a card for has. That's messed up.
I wish my uncle still worked for the Multnomah County library system. He gave me a shitload of free books.
Battle.net
Is your character American ? No No
Is your character black-haired? No No
Is your character a male? Yes Yes
Does your character fight? No No
Is your character a religious figure? Don't know Probably
Does your character wear a hat (cap, crown,...)? No Yes
Is your character real? Probably No
Is your character European? No No
Is your character Japanese? No No
Is your character famous thanks to television? No No
Is your character in the Bible? No No
Does your character have hair? No No
Is your character small? No No
Does your character come from the Internet? No No
Is your character a living being? No No
Does your character speak? Yes Yes
Does your character stand on two legs? Yes Yes
Is your character rich? No Probably not
Is your character from a video game? No No
Edit: After each question, the first answer is my answer, the second answer is what he expected me to say.
Why the hell doesn't anyone know how to spell Jonathan.
It is one of the most common names there is.
And nobody knows how to fucking spell it.