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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dude, it got Death, and totally caught me by surprise. I thought he was going to guess wrong:
    Has your character really existed? Probably No
    Is your character American ? No No
    Is your character black-haired? No No
    Is your character a male? Yes Yes
    Does your character fight? No No
    Is your character a religious figure? Don't know Probably
    Does your character wear a hat (cap, crown,...)? No Yes
    Is your character real? Probably No
    Is your character European? No No
    Is your character Japanese? No No
    Is your character famous thanks to television? No No
    Is your character in the Bible? No No
    Does your character have hair? No No
    Is your character small? No No
    Does your character come from the Internet? No No
    Is your character a living being? No No
    Does your character speak? Yes Yes
    Does your character stand on two legs? Yes Yes
    Is your character rich? No Probably not
    Is your character from a video game? No No

    Edit: After each question, the first answer is my answer, the second answer is what he expected me to say.

    Well, which Death? From Mort? On A Pale Horse?

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Rust wrote: »
    why don't libraries accept donated books

    what the fuck is wrong with these people

    you think i'm going to throw out a perfectly good book

    People own a lot of shitty books. They like to dump them on libraries, who have to then sort through them and throw away 99% of what they get. And most of the non-garbage books are duplicates in terrible shape of titles they already have that never get checked out anyway.

    my books are in immaculate shape

    i treat them like the children i would never want and would abandon at first impulse

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Jonothan Edwards.

    Why the hell doesn't anyone know how to spell Jonathan.

    It is one of the most common names there is.

    And nobody knows how to fucking spell it.
    The name has several spellings.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I stumped him with Glaurung, though he was in the database so either I answered a question incorrectly (unlikely, I used references) or his description in the database is incorrect.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dude, it got Death, and totally caught me by surprise. I thought he was going to guess wrong:
    Has your character really existed? Probably No
    Is your character American ? No No
    Is your character black-haired? No No
    Is your character a male? Yes Yes
    Does your character fight? No No
    Is your character a religious figure? Don't know Probably
    Does your character wear a hat (cap, crown,...)? No Yes
    Is your character real? Probably No
    Is your character European? No No
    Is your character Japanese? No No
    Is your character famous thanks to television? No No
    Is your character in the Bible? No No
    Does your character have hair? No No
    Is your character small? No No
    Does your character come from the Internet? No No
    Is your character a living being? No No
    Does your character speak? Yes Yes
    Does your character stand on two legs? Yes Yes
    Is your character rich? No Probably not
    Is your character from a video game? No No

    Edit: After each question, the first answer is my answer, the second answer is what he expected me to say.

    Well, which Death? From Mort? On A Pale Horse?
    The one he guessed was Death from Discworld.

    Oh man, I'm going to try the Ghost of Christmas Future.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    That thing has never once guessed right for me

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    James wrote: »
    I stumped him with Glaurung, though he was in the database so either I answered a question incorrectly (unlikely, I used references) or his description in the database is incorrect.

    NEEEERD

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Got him with Edward Tufte.

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    It got Echo from Dollhouse in 20.

    How there is only one person in the world who these qualify for, I don't know... What if he had asked if she were in a band... That wouldn't have fucking mattered an ounce.

    I demand to know how Akinator works, exactly.


    Is your character real? No No
    Does your character fight? Yes Yes
    Is your character an adult man? No No
    Is your character a woman ? Yes Yes
    Is your character from a video game? No No
    Is your character from an anime (Japanese animation)? No No
    Does your character live in America? Yes Yes
    Is your character from a TV series? Yes Yes
    Is your character blond? No No
    Does your character have super powers? No No
    Does your character belong to an animated cartoon? No No
    Is your character a policeman or a detective? No No
    Does your character use guns? Probably Probably
    Is your character the main character of the work in which he appears? Yes Yes
    Is your character a scientist? No No
    Has your character become famous recently? No Don't know
    Is your character a spy? Probably No
    Is the show in which your character appears still on air? Yes Yes
    Is your character's work dangerous? Yes Yes
    Is your character currently less than 30 years old? Yes Yes

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    goddamnit i just wrote the most bizarre sketch for this show

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    It couldn't guess Ghost of Christmas Future. In trying, it guessed Grim Reaper, then Death, then Death (Discworld).

    So, pretty close in physical appearance at least.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Power Grid sounds really, really dry VH...

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Jonothan Edwards.

    Why the hell doesn't anyone know how to spell Jonathan.

    It is one of the most common names there is.

    And nobody knows how to fucking spell it.

    That's how it was spelled there and it had a picture of a runner. Weird as hell.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Power Grid sounds really, really dry VH...
    Well, I've never played it, so I wouldn't know. I just know it gets good reviews from pretty much everybody.

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  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
  • descoladadescolada Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Holy shit chutoro (fatty raw tuna) is incredible. One of my coworkers just walked in with a huge cut of the stuff from a special event, $150 US worth for only $30. Everyone was crowded around the table trying it out.

    It's less chewing and more "hold it in your mouth and feel it melt into deliciousness." I never thought I'd say that about a food that wasn't chocolate.

    I can only imagine what the super high grade otoro must taste like. I was told the same amount of otoro would be about $250 US, so I doubt I'll get a chance to eat it anytime soon.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Power Grid sounds really, really dry VH...
    Well, I've never played it, so I wouldn't know. I just know it gets good reviews from pretty much everybody.

    It's a game about building like, well... power grids. No die rolling. Lots of math. Nothing, just lots of adding and subtracting. Didn't seem like a whole lot of direct player interaction.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    god damn akinator can even guess himself

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    What the fucking FUCK man

    Apparently my girlfriend's abusive ex boyfriend has been seen hanging around her place of work

    She filed a protective order this evening

    We don't live together, she lives with female relatives and two young children

    I'm going to end up fucking murdering this dude

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    akinator is terrible

    you are all predictable cliches

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    He got Richard Stallman. Best part:

    Is your character a writer? Yes
    Have your character's writings ever been made into a film? :lol: GNU Emacs Manual 16: M-x revenge

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    akinator is terrible

    you are all predictable cliches

    Psh, my people weren't cliches at all.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    What the fucking FUCK man

    Apparently my girlfriend's abusive ex boyfriend has been seen hanging around her place of work

    She filed a protective order this evening

    We don't live together, she lives with female relatives and two young children

    I'm going to end up fucking murdering this dude

    Oh man. You do MMA right? Relish that encounter.

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    What the fucking FUCK man

    Apparently my girlfriend's abusive ex boyfriend has been seen hanging around her place of work

    She filed a protective order this evening

    We don't live together, she lives with female relatives and two young children

    I'm going to end up fucking murdering this dude

    Don't do that dog.

    She listed her work and her home and your home as places he has to stay away from in the protective order right?

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Holy shit. It's not that Alistair is that hard to guess, but how did he guess that with the questions he asked? Alistair can't be the only character of his description.

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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Oh man, jasmine rice. <3

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    akinator is terrible

    you are all predictable cliches

    Psh, my people were cliches at all.

    Plus I've added several people to it's database so it can confound future players.

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I have been Akinating all day : (

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    I'm not at all worried about myself- if this dude approaches me in any way he'll be found in a few thousand pieces

    I'm worried about my girlfriend

    And her 70 year old grandmom

    And her 4 and 5 year old nephew and niece

    I'm just compensating for my worry by imagining gratifying violence

    I am like... quivering with rage and worry for her

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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Sweetie - What guy? What's wrong?

    Edit: Oh, abusive ex.

    Yeah, stay away from him, don't fight if you see him around. If he starts something, call the cops and leave with everyone. He's not worth it.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    Passer not the jerk who she most recently dated. They're still friends and I don't like the guy much, but he's not a woman beater or anything.

    This is some wacko dude from way back.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Man, I wanted to go with Sophie from "Sophie's World," but answering "Is your character real" poses a philosophical dilemma.

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Passer, is that a jar of urine in your av?

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    I'm not at all worried about myself- if this dude approaches me in any way he'll be found in a few thousand pieces

    I'm worried about my girlfriend

    And her 70 year old grandmom

    And her 4 and 5 year old nephew and niece

    I'm just compensating for my worry by imagining gratifying violence

    I am like... quivering with rage and worry for her

    She'll probably be fine. Is she pretty good with personal safety and awareness?

    She should probably let her family know they need to be a little more alert than normal, shitty as that is.

    So It Goes on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    Passer, is that a jar of urine in your av?

    Oh Christmas Pee oh Christmas Pee

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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    Passer, is that a jar of urine in your av?

    No, it's a jar of honey.

    It makes more sense when it's with my old sig.

    000qt703

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Alecthar wrote: »

    Thanks for the feedback. Intel is involved in shady business practices, but I did find a beefier PSU so :^:

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    I have never wished violence upon anyone so fiercely as I am towards this dude right now

    And I've met Nazis

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    It didn't get Jerry Holkins, but that's because it asked if he was a member of a band early on and then I think it go side tracked into looking for an actual musician.

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