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Climbing rocks

ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
edited December 2009 in Social Entropy++
SE++, I am horribly addicted to climbing rocks. Real ones, fake ones, anything that looks vaguely like I could climb on it. It's the most fun I've ever had in my life. It's like a religion to me. Climbing is my therapy. I can't overstate just how much it means to me. I doubt many people share my enthusiasm here, but I'm sure somebody goes every once in awhile?

There's sport climbing:
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Trad climbing:
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And my favorite, bouldering:
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I've been hanging around climbers for about 6 or 7 years now, but only started taking it seriously about 2 years ago. It's fun stuff SE++, you should go try it.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Blake signal

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    but it's so much work

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    TRAD CLIMBING IS BEST FREE CLIMBING

    Also you appear to have forgotten aid climbing, free soloing, and the outdoor thread Viv made the other week

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Blake T

    BLAKET THREAD

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    TRAD CLIMBING IS BEST FREE CLIMBING

    Also you appear to have forgotten aid climbing, free soloing, and the outdoor thread Viv made the other week

    aw dammit

    also yeah, I figured I covered the 3 major styles though

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Don't forget about the alternative to Bouldering, Buildering.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Don't forget about the alternative to Bouldering, Buildering.

    That ain't climbin' rocks, son

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  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I loved rock climbing the few times I did it, but it seems like it'd be a pain in the ass if you don't happen to live near a nice variety of climbable mountains or boulders. I believe that I do not.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Don't forget about the alternative to Bouldering, Buildering.

    That ain't climbin' rocks, son

    But it's fuckin' manly as all get out

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Septus wrote: »
    I loved rock climbing the few times I did it, but it seems like it'd be a pain in the ass if you don't happen to live near a nice variety of climbable mountains or boulders. I believe that I do not.

    I live in Colorado

    I have no less than 10 climbing places within 2 hours of me

    I spend most of my time inside at the gym though, it's way too cold to be out right now

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Don't forget about the alternative to Bouldering, Buildering.

    That ain't climbin' rocks, son

    But it's fuckin' manly as all get out

    If your climbing buildings made of metal or glass then I guess its not.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I free-soloed mt. florida once 8-)

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Blake signal

    Damn, first reply.

    You are quick, old man.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    climbing is probably the only reason I haven't shot myself yet

    well that's not true but it's a huge reason I'm somewhat happy

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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Bouldering is pretty great.

    Haven't been climbing in so long though. =/

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I was going to climb something once, but instead I got in a plane and looked down at it from thousands of feet above.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    I free-soloed mt. florida once 8-)

    I free soloed Mt. Mitchell, which is higher

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i want to do this. help me do this se++. or at least make it sound so good that I won't be able to not do it

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Step 1: Go to your local gym
    Step 2: Climb 5.8 or boulder V0, assuming you live in the US

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    maybe once my arm is healed, I will try some rock climbing. There's a cool place that Ben still has a gift certificate for.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Did I mention I hang out with a climbing prodigy? Motherfucker flashes V12s outside

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Step 1: Go to your local gym
    Step 2: Climb 5.8 or boulder V0, assuming you live in the US

    what on earth does that mean? my gym has a wall that can turn on and those fake rock things will slowly scroll down as you climb up. is that 5.8? I live in MD

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    I free-soloed mt. florida once 8-)

    I free soloed Mt. Mitchell, which is higher

    Mt. Florida

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  • HoovesHooves Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    YES THIS

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Step 1: Go to your local gym
    Step 2: Climb 5.8 or boulder V0, assuming you live in the US

    what on earth does that mean? my gym has a wall that can turn on and those fake rock things will slowly scroll down as you climb up. is that 5.8? I live in MD

    That's just for exercise

    Sport/Trad/Aid/Soloing has a 5. rating system. 5.4 is usually the lowest it gets while still being somewhat vertical, while 5.15 is about as high as it gets, and a handful of people have sent 5.15s. Bouldering uses a V-grade system that starts at 0 and ends at 16.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    I love climbing trees, but then again I get paid to do so.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I like rock climbing, or I would if there was anything to climb in Manitoba. Done some of the rock walls in my slimmer days. I should really get into it, seeing as I'm looking to get a little more active.

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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Step 1: Go to your local gym
    Step 2: Climb 5.8 or boulder V0, assuming you live in the US

    what on earth does that mean? my gym has a wall that can turn on and those fake rock things will slowly scroll down as you climb up. is that 5.8? I live in MD

    It's a scale

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I climb comfortably at V5 right now, trying to push my way to 6s and 7s before summer

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  • HoovesHooves Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i want to do this. help me do this se++. or at least make it sound so good that I won't be able to not do it

    not only is the quickest way to get in shape as it excercises every muscle in your body and gets your heart rate up but it is also pretty much the most fufilling physical activity there is. hows that sound?

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    tVermi

    That is a thing you should not try until you are reasonably good at climbing

    5.8 is a measurement of the Yosemite Decimal System, which ranks free climbs. 5.8 is easy and any reasonably healthy adult should be able to climb at that level. The hardest free climbs ever done are in the 5.15 range.

    V0 is the easiest rank of the Hueco grade scale, used to grade bouldering routes. The Hueco scale goes up to V15

    If you head to your local gym and ask someone working there, they should be able to get you started. If you find some friends, you can all get certified to belay and then climb with eachother.

    And I don't care that I was beaten like five times

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    That is a thing you should not try until you are reasonably good at climbing

    5.8 is a measurement of the Yosemite Decimal System, which ranks free climbs. 5.8 is easy and any reasonably healthy adult should be able to climb at that level. The hardest free climbs ever done are in the 5.15 range.

    V0 is the easiest rank of the Hueco grade scale, used to grade bouldering routes. The Hueco scale goes up to V15

    If you head to your local gym and ask someone working there, they should be able to get you started. If you find some friends, you can all get certified to belay and then climb with eachother.

    pretty sure Wheel of Life is a V16, but I don't know for sure.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Yeah, there's probably a V16 out there somewhere

    Vermi won't really have to worry about that, though

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  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I tried this for the first time last week. Lots of fun.
    Eventually would like to work up to doing actual routes instead of just all the holds on the wall; but that would require using the little tiny handholds that I can't even grab hold of, which is terrifying. I keep thinking things like "What if my belayer is absent-minded? Oh God I don't want to die!"

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I've done some climbing on an artificial wall, it's a bunch of fun, I wouldn't mind doing it again some time.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    I tried this for the first time last week. Lots of fun.
    Eventually would like to work up to doing actual routes instead of just all the holds on the wall; but that would require using the little tiny handholds that I can't even grab hold of, which is terrifying. I keep thinking things like "What if my belayer is absent-minded? Oh God I don't want to die!"

    My friend took a 50 foot fall a few weeks back

    He thought he had anchored in at the top, so he hopped off the ledge

    nope, not anchored

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    how does that work? Do you have to find a friend and swap off belaying? Does some brah who works there do it for you and mock you silently because he can see your testicles?

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    how does that work? Do you have to find a friend and swap off belaying? Does some brah who works there do it for you and mock you silently because he can see your testicles?

    Sport climbing requires a minimum of 2 people: one to belay and one to climb. You usually just switch off.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    I tried this for the first time last week. Lots of fun.
    Eventually would like to work up to doing actual routes instead of just all the holds on the wall; but that would require using the little tiny handholds that I can't even grab hold of, which is terrifying. I keep thinking things like "What if my belayer is absent-minded? Oh God I don't want to die!"

    What kind of belay device were you using? If it was one of these

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    you were pretty much 100% safe. If not, you could ask someone to backup belay you

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