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a dude gotta war

Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong LoveRegistered User regular
edited December 2009 in Social Entropy++
Alright, so I watched the presidential address wherein he stated they're basically gonna spam infantry and tanks along with diplomatic hax to beat the clearly overpowered Al Qaeda. Some minutes later I sat down and began what I thought would be a fart but gradually turned into a sporadic yet minimal shit. It was smelly AS HELL.

I really don't care about your political views on this one. I'm wondering though, how you cats think this will pan out? The second wave, that is. Not my shit. That is an open and shit case.

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  • mnollmnoll Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    it's a mistake to prolong the war in afghanistan

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Why would you fucking do this? This is going to be awful.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Wait, can you link this

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  • MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    more dead afghans and pakistanis c'est la vie

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    “Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    see thread title

    i gotta

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Canada wants out, someone's gotta fill the void I guess.

    Meh whatever, as long as canada's out.

    Though it would be nice to not leave afghanistan until people are allowed to sing and dance again

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    is there a transcript of his address anywhere

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Them turrists got to gets whats theirs
    OBAMA IS RUININ OUR COUNTRY AND TURNIN US INTO A BUNCHA PUSSIES

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  • MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i believe that canada needs to spread the rock

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  • AxesOfEvilAxesOfEvil Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    ...crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

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  • TheOneWhoStoodUpTheOneWhoStoodUp Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Canada wants out, someone's gotta fill the void I guess.

    Meh whatever, as long as canada's out.

    Though it would be nice to not leave afghanistan until people are allowed to sing and dance again

    Afghanistan is the plot of Footloose.

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    That's pretty far out, man!
  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    is there a transcript of his address anywhere

    Full Address

    Video

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Good luck, you're gonna need it.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    why don't we just nuke more people
    it seems like it would save a lot of the lives of our soldiers who have loving christian families at home.
    there's no need to lose our innocent soldiers when it is the terrorists that need to be culled

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    This is the correct move in this case.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    why don't we just nuke more people
    it seems like it would save a lot of the lives of our soldiers who have loving christian families at home.
    there's no need to lose our innocent soldiers when it is the terrorists that need to be culled
    D. . .Dad?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    well considering it's what we should've done in the first place

    probably not too bad

    hopefully it's to actually do something about the problem down there rather than profiteer a whole bunch or whatevs

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    I've decided I need to have more of an impact on this forum.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    is there a transcript of his address anywhere

    currently searching

    the statements can basically be condensed to this:

    they're sending 30,000 troops a little after this holiday

    pull out time is summer of 2011

    he's stated the administration isn't going to be writing blank checks for the corrupt anymore

    after talking about the trillion spent on all this war shit for the last eight years, he's said this is going to be significantly cheaper, at an estimated cost of 30 billion, as people have been bitching

    he states they're going to actually work with pakistani's on this one now, as they're getting attacked significantly too now

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited December 2009
    fuck yeah obama

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    I've decided I need to have more of an impact on this forum.

    I'm glad you posted, because I was getting ready to think about tossing around the idea of gambling for what I now realize is your username the next time Tube ran a name-change game.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    man, that's a cheap war

    they ought to give this guy the nobel war prize

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Seriously wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    I've decided I need to have more of an impact on this forum.

    I'm glad you posted, because I was getting ready to think about tossing around the idea of gambling for what I now realize is your username the next time Tube ran a name-change game.

    Seriously?

    i'll stop

    but anyway i've been tossing around the idea of getting a name change the next time this stuff happens.

    you wanna switch accounts?

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  • mnollmnoll Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    measuring wartime cost in dollars is ice-cold

    mnoll on
  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    is there a transcript of his address anywhere

    currently searching

    the statements can basically be condensed to this:

    they're sending 30,000 troops a little after this holiday

    pull out time is summer of 2011

    he's stated the administration isn't going to be writing blank checks for the corrupt anymore

    after talking about the trillion spent on all this war shit for the last eight years, he's said this is going to be significantly cheaper, at an estimated cost of 30 billion, as people have been bitching

    he states they're going to actually work with pakistani's on this one now, as they're getting attacked significantly too now

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8389849.stm

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    So did anyone see the reports about Bush deciding not to catch ben laden
    my geography teacher raged for a good 30 minutes today

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Lame OP. Make it better.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    anjin I hate you for this

    ain't no love now son

    it's on

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Lame OP. Make it better.

    fuck a woodchipper, queer town

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    anjin I hate you for this

    ain't no love now son

    it's on

    i gotta war

    need to

    got to

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    war on your goddamn face, chump

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Zerg rush 'em whilst trying real hard not to frag too many NPCs?

    I hope it works better than in Iraq.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Lame OP. Make it better.
    More than ever hour after

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Lame OP. Make it better.

    fuck a woodchipper, queer town

    I already broke two of them. Ain't got money for a third woodchipper.

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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I wonder how we are going to pay this estimated 30 billion. Even though I pay taxes that already fund the war, I really hope they don't increase the war budget or throw in an added war tax. I'm conflicted enough as is- just from knowing that my earnings could be (are) funding a single bullet.

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  • mnollmnoll Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Lame OP. Make it better.
    More than ever hour after

    obama's work is
    never over

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    wait where's the people who see war and immediately start foaming at the mouth?

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Wait a minute-- 30 billion dollars for the next two years? Either Obama is getting misquoted or he forgot to carry the one.

    30 billion? That's like a 99 Cent Store war.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    anjin I hate you for this

    ain't no love now son

    it's on

    i gotta war

    need to

    got to

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Zerg rush 'em whilst trying real hard not to frag too many NPCs?

    I hope it works better than in Iraq.

    Uh, what?

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