Abd> Use your THANATOS FACE and ROOSTER to CHASE the MUSTACHIOED MIGRANT WORKERS into the other STRANGE ROOM
You MENACE the MUSTACHIOED MIGRANT WORKING CLASS MEN with your THANATOS FACE and BOURGEOISITY. They are INCREDIBLY FRIGHTENED. They FLEE into the STRANGER ROOM.
You FOLLOW the MUSTACHIOED MIGRANT WORKING CLASS MEN into the STRANGER ROOM, changing your CAMERA ANGLE in the meantime to see the other side of the room.
Abd> USE LITERACY to read INSPIRATIONAL POSTER ALOUD to INSPIRE MUSTACHIOED MIGRANT WORKING CLASS MEN to BUILD an ARMY OF FULLY PROGRAMMABLE SELF REPLICATING MURDER BOTS
So the things that go into the crescent shaped hole in Kakos' room come out in Abd's room and the thing that go into Thanatos' poster mouth come out his real mouth...
Thanatos -> Attempt to MESMERIZE the CAUCASIAN TINY POLICE OFFICERS with POSTER OF DAVID HASSELHOFF
You attempt to MESMERIZE the TINY POLICE OFFICERS with STUPID POSTER OF DAVID HASSELHOFF. It is SUPER EFFECTIVE on the CAUCASIAN TINY POLICE OFFICER. It is NOT VERY EFFECTIVE on the AFRICAN AMERICAN TINY POLICE OFFICER.
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DietarySupplementStill not approved by the FDADublin, OHRegistered Userregular
edited December 2009
Now that the police officer has been hit, does he lose hit points? He may be weakened. Quick, we must attack!
Than -> Attack the officers by throwing ALBUMS like TRON DISCS
Thanatos> put on HASSELHOFF POSTER as a CLEVER DISGUISE. Enthrall TINY CAUCASIAN POLICE OFFICERS with BULGING THONG and SEDUCTIVE DANCE MOVES. CONVINCE him to let you have his DOUCHEY SEGWAY
Thanatos> put on HASSELHOFF POSTER as a CLEVER DISGUISE. Enthrall TINY POLICE OFFICERS with BULGING THONG and SEDUCTIVE DANCE MOVES
You REMOVE the STUPID POSTER OF DAVID HASSELHOFF from the WALL. You EQUIP the STUPID POSTER OF DAVID HASSELHOFF. You are now clad in the STUPID DISGUISE OF DAVID HASSELHOFF. The CAUCASIAN TINY POLICE OFFICER, still MESMERIZED by DAVID HASSELHOFF'S BULGING THONG, TURNS on his FORMER PARTNER.
You may now ISSUE BATTLE COMMANDS to the CAUCASIAN TINY POLICE OFFICER.
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edited December 2009
Podly> Try to POST in the WRONG THREAD about MUSIC WE HAVEN'T HEARD OF
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Uh...caps lock?
That is not how ctrl+v works.
You may use this N in future.
than> Berate tiny police officers for entering your home without a warrant
Abd> Use SOCIETY to EXPLOIT MUSTACHIOED MIGRANT WORKERS
Only one way to find out!
Abd -> Stick your FIST into the THANATOS MASK through the MOUTH HOLE and into YOUR THROAT.
You MENACE the MUSTACHIOED MIGRANT WORKING CLASS MEN with your THANATOS FACE and BOURGEOISITY. They are INCREDIBLY FRIGHTENED. They FLEE into the STRANGER ROOM.
You FOLLOW the MUSTACHIOED MIGRANT WORKING CLASS MEN into the STRANGER ROOM, changing your CAMERA ANGLE in the meantime to see the other side of the room.
You stick your FIST into the THANATOS MASK on your FACE.
A FIST EMERGES from your MOUTH and PUNCHES the CAUCASIAN TINY POLICE OFFICER in the FACE.
You attempt to DEVOUR the CAUCASIAN TINY POLICE OFFICER. However, he does not FIT in your CRESCENT SHAPED SCOWL.
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brandish your VINTERSKELLPIKE
You attempt to MESMERIZE the TINY POLICE OFFICERS with STUPID POSTER OF DAVID HASSELHOFF. It is SUPER EFFECTIVE on the CAUCASIAN TINY POLICE OFFICER. It is NOT VERY EFFECTIVE on the AFRICAN AMERICAN TINY POLICE OFFICER.
Than -> Attack the officers by throwing ALBUMS like TRON DISCS
Kakos -> CHECK TIME LEFT TO COOK on MICROWAVE OVEN
Trust me guys, it will come in handy later on.
much more than any mere macguffin
You REMOVE the STUPID POSTER OF DAVID HASSELHOFF from the WALL. You EQUIP the STUPID POSTER OF DAVID HASSELHOFF. You are now clad in the STUPID DISGUISE OF DAVID HASSELHOFF. The CAUCASIAN TINY POLICE OFFICER, still MESMERIZED by DAVID HASSELHOFF'S BULGING THONG, TURNS on his FORMER PARTNER.
You may now ISSUE BATTLE COMMANDS to the CAUCASIAN TINY POLICE OFFICER.