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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    B.C. wrote: »

    I'm pro-triangle now after being pro-rectangle for a long time, but not because of this craziness:
    "a triangular sandwich can be a way of thanking the lord without actually saying grace."

    wat

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I never cut my sandwiches cause I usually don't make them at home and thus have no knife to do it with, but triangular is the way to go

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    I never cut my sandwiches cause I usually don't make them at home and thus have no knife to do it with, but triangular is the way to go

    Triangular gives the widest possible beachhead for the first bite of the sandwich.

    You can't bit into the crust, that would be madness. Cutting diagonally creates a hypotenuse of taste with which you can enjoy your sandwich to the max. Cutting them into rectangles is dumb and limits your encroachment tactics.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    The fuck we're on sandwiches now

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Grilled cheese sandwiches are always to be cut on the diagonal.

    Everything else can be into rectangles.

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I never cut my sandwiches cause I usually don't make them at home and thus have no knife to do it with, but triangular is the way to go

    Triangular gives the widest possible beachhead for the first bite of the sandwich.

    You can't bit into the crust, that would be madness. Cutting diagonally creates a hypotenuse of taste with which you can enjoy your sandwich to the max. Cutting them into rectangles is dumb and limits your encroachment tactics.

    I need to find a way to work the phrase "hypotenuse of taste" into my life now.

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Who the fuck makes sandwiches, I just open the fridge and shove food at my mouth.

    Man, my kitchen is a mess.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    why even cut a sandwich in the first place unless it is either too large to pick up (which most sandwiches made from plain bread are not) or it is meant to be dipped into something (like grilled cheese in tomato soup)?

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    sum (for k=1 to +inf) {f}

    Who eats sandwiches with a fork?

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Who the fuck still eats sandwiches on sliced bread?

    Philistines.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    GRMike wrote: »
    Who the fuck still eats sandwiches on sliced bread?

    Philistines.

    I bake my own bread

    I bake it so it has no crust

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    freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    "previous roles" like the Harry Potter kids have been in anything else

    rupert grint has

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderpants

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I can't remember the last time I cut a sandwich.

    Also, the pictures in the o.p. are bland.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    natek wrote: »
    GRMike wrote: »
    Who the fuck still eats sandwiches on sliced bread?

    Philistines.

    I bake my own bread

    I bake it so it has no crust

    You are the anti-crust

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Man crust is good

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    also, if you cut diagonally twice, you get triangles with only one edge of crust

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    blowing my mind

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Grilled Cheese on Rye with tomatoe and spinach is heavenly

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    also, if you cut diagonally twice, you get triangles with only one edge of crust

    Hey Tossrock, take some dirty pictures for me

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    also, if you cut diagonally twice, you get triangles with only one edge of crust

    But then you'll likely be left with just four edges of crust all by themselves and no one wants to eat that

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Grilled Cheese on Rye with tomatoe and spinach is heavenly

    Also bacon

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    also, if you cut diagonally twice, you get triangles with only one edge of crust

    But then you'll likely be left with just four edges of crust all by themselves and no one wants to eat that

    Apparently you would, you just said crust is good!

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I...don't think I've ever eaten a triangular sandwich.

    I have been on this Earth twenty years and I have never eaten a triangular sandwich.

    Wow.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Sheri wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    also, if you cut diagonally twice, you get triangles with only one edge of crust

    But then you'll likely be left with just four edges of crust all by themselves and no one wants to eat that

    Apparently you would, you just said crust is good!

    Crust alone is dry and blech

    the idea is to get in a way that gets you a little bit of crust in every bite

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    ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Go eat a triangle sandwich then Wallhitter. DO IT.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    also, if you cut diagonally twice, you get triangles with only one edge of crust

    But then you'll likely be left with just four edges of crust all by themselves and no one wants to eat that

    Apparently you would, you just said crust is good!

    Crust alone is dry and blech

    the idea is to get in a way that gets you a little bit of crust in every bite

    So crust isn't good

    But crust is good in context?

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    fiiiine mooom.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Sheri I'm slap you over the back of the head

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Sheri wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    also, if you cut diagonally twice, you get triangles with only one edge of crust

    But then you'll likely be left with just four edges of crust all by themselves and no one wants to eat that

    Apparently you would, you just said crust is good!

    Crust alone is dry and blech

    the idea is to get in a way that gets you a little bit of crust in every bite

    So crust isn't good

    But crust is good in context?

    Crust is good in moderation and when consumed in conjunction with other things

    I don't like eating straight butter, for instance but you'd better believe I like it on my potatoes and my toast and my vegetables and my...

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    ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    What the fuck is wrong with you people not eating crust? What are you like twelve years old?

    God damn.

    EDIT: Javen, no one just sits down and eats a bowl of crust. There is not context for this thing, it's bread.

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Seriously, what the hell people.

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Always eat the crust first

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Sheri I'm slap you over the back of the head

    I wasn't even talking to you!

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Man, when I'm eating a sandwich I just, well.

    I bite into it.

    Like a normal fucking person.

    Without giving the slightest consideration to the level of crust.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    CRUST IS A VERY SERIOUS ISSUE, PEOPLE

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Shoggoth wrote: »
    What the fuck is wrong with you people not eating crust? What are you like twelve years old?

    God damn.

    EDIT: Javen, no one just sits down and eats a bowl of crust. There is not context for this thing, it's bread.

    Sure there's context, since in making the sandwich you have the option of keeping it or removing it. Also in the context of eating a sandwich cut into four triangles you're more than likely to end up having eaten the "meat" of the sandwich and leaving the four solitary edges of crust to remain

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    ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Sheri, crust killed my father.

    BECAUSE HE DIDN'T EAT ENOUGH OF IT!

    Fatal crust deficiency.

    EDIT: Oh yeah, if there's no meat left in there. But that's not crusts fault, that's a crappy sandwich maker.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Shoggoth wrote: »
    Sheri, crust killed my father.

    BECAUSE HE DIDN'T EAT ENOUGH OF IT!

    Fatal crust deficiency.

    Sounds like your dad's own fault! Don't blame the crust!

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I eat subs.

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