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I destroyed my health with substances, had sex, and went to nightclubs.
I played videogames, barely passed in most of my classes in college, procrastinated.
Personnaly, the only stuff worth remembering about this decade are the trips I took. Jesus christ I love europe and the carribeans
2000: start high school, decide to stop drinking so much.
2001: Redecide to start drinking more, smoke less weed.
2002: Decide to probably do better in school.
2003: Image Missing.
2004: Decide to not get stabbed by a biker.
2005: Finish high school, goto college.
2006: Start drinking more out of loneliness and boredom.
2007: Drop out of College, move back home.
2008: Get and loose several jobs, start smoking weed with formally straight edge friend. reapply to college, become business student.
2009: Why did i go into account, fuuck.
2000-2007: I was awesome, 9/11 happened in there somewhere too
2007: joined forums, began lurking. remained awesome
2008: won 2nd heisman, continued my awesome streak
2009: got married and fled country, was not denied entry at the border
2000-4th grade, I make an Onyx out of clay in art class, and paint it green cause the teacher doesn't want us making pokemon in art class, the bitch.
2001-5th grade, we watch the towers fall in class as our teacher has a massive nervous breakdown
2002-Start 6th grade, due to a barber who does not know fucking word one of English, my head is completely shaved bald
2003-7th grade, my friends have all left for different schools or been moved to different halls. My high grades give me a sort of freedom. I spend the year practicing hard turns through the halls on the library book cart.
2004-Go to tiny little 8 portable charter school for academic challenge and meeting some of my friends. A pedo teacher that keeps giving me candy is fired.
2005-9th grade, our push-over comp sci teacher is pushed over as we take over the computer network. After we find out the admin password we root ourselves in so deep we're good until a real fucking comp teacher is hired in my senior year. I join the forums.
2006-10th grade, I join the schools only sports team. A swim team. 5 guys, only 1 with actual experience. We make it to regionals, and the team dissolves after that year. To date we are the only people in the history of the school to be awarded letterman jackets.
2007-11th grade, I take both Algebra 2 and Pre-calc. The teacher is unmerciful. I enter a severe depression that lasts until well into the next year. I pass both with B's. I also join the National Ocean Science Bowl Team as captain of the B Team. We rape the shit out of regionals and our A team takes 9th at nationals. We went to Alaska for that for a week.
2008-12th grade, on the NOSB A team and take 9th place again in nationals. We went to Washington D.C. for a week. I also have 6 aide periods this year. Meaning I don't do shit. Coincidently, the school is plagued by an anonymous prankster.
2009-Due to accumulated community college classes, I' already a college softmore, transfer into UT.
2000: Drank a lot of beer, went to a lot of gigs, met zero (0) girls.
2001: First relationship, first kiss, first sexings. Cut down on my drinking. (coincidence?)
Also 2001: First full time job.
2002: Graduated uni.
2003: Realised my job sucked and that I was getting nowhere in my desired career.
2004: Got married!
2005: Bought a house, got two cats. Formed a band and recorded 3 songs.
2006: Finally quit my shitty job. Screwing around with my buddies writing songs. Started my career proper, left new job after 7 months to work for my dad.
2007: Played our first live gig with the band, started writing a bunch of songs to be recorded at some point.
2008: Uneventful.
2009: Started posting more on the forum after 5 years of lurking. Entered the forum battle. Got sick of the in-laws so decided to move to Canada.
2010: Album will finally be released. Vancouver, ho!
08: My mother tells me she won the lottery. I proceed to tell all my friends. I then find out she lied and fell for a scam
09: My mother decides it's a great idea to tell me that dad had an affair when I was in kindergarten. I get pissed at her. I do not talk to her for a month. My relationship with my Dad remains at it's peak while I have all but stopped talking to my mother.
Late 09: I GET THE BEST GODDAMN PRESENTS FROM ZEROFILL
2001: started high school
2003: had stupid internet girlfriends and started to lose friends
2005: graduated from high school
2005-2007: attended college and had fun
2007: transferred
2007-2009: attended college and drank heavily
2001: Moved to the "big city" (like 10000 people). Just about got hit by a car because i was biking on the wrong side of the street
2002: met my first non-white person at the age of fffuckin 11
2003-2005: Started lurking the forums, barely. Middle school (sucked), first kiss and relationship
2006: Start high school. Start hanging out with my current group of friends
2007: Visit Europe, start posting on the forums
2008: Play a lot of Team Fortress 2. a lot. Start drinking.
2009: End of High School, really start going out more. Smoke weed for the first time. Have a shitty relationship for a few weeks. start gettin faattteeeerrr. Go to university 3000 kilometers away from any of my friends, have a shitty roommate, and miss a lot of class and procrastinate a lot while still getting decent grades.
Wait, your dad has an affair and you get mad at your mom?
Pretty much yes. I know it's weird but I really cannot care at all about my dad's sex life after he's already gotten a divorce. He stayed with a crazy lady for 18 years just so I wouldn't have to live with a separated family. He gets points for this.
Wait, your dad has an affair and you get mad at your mom?
Pretty much yes. I know it's weird but I really cannot care at all about my dad's sex life after he's already gotten a divorce. He stayed with a crazy lady for 18 years just so I wouldn't have to live with a separated family. He gets points for this.
yea and i get the feeling she said it to try and get you on her side?
i mean from what you have told us of her it seems reasonable
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2000 - telemarketing. bike theft. drunk
2001 - more telemarketing. towers fall. hardly notice. too drunk
2002 - no more telemarketing. on tour. even drunker still
2003 - living next door to a meth lab.
2004 - the bear incident
2005 - had a kid. not so drunk
2006 - tv station. sporadic periods of drunkeness.
2007 - man i don't even know
2008 - started machining. bought a truck and a shitload of guns
2009 - my life feels like a burroughs novel
2004:graduate junior high
2004-2006: High school- meet a bunch of people I actually still hang out with
2006: graduate high school
2006: start university
2006: become a complete degenerate
2009: move to Toronto for a while, pretty cool
Wait, your dad has an affair and you get mad at your mom?
Pretty much yes. I know it's weird but I really cannot care at all about my dad's sex life after he's already gotten a divorce. He stayed with a crazy lady for 18 years just so I wouldn't have to live with a separated family. He gets points for this.
I can understand why you don't get mad at your dad for this. But was she telling you to bad mouth your father or something? I just find it kind of confusing.
Melding on
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edited December 2009
2010 - lug a truck of amplifiers, firearms, booze, peyote, and explosives to the red desert for a weekend. bonk was never heard from again
2000 - telemarketing. bike theft. drunk
2001 - more telemarketing. towers fall. hardly notice. too drunk
2002 - no more telemarketing. on tour. even drunker still
2003 - living next door to a meth lab. 2004 - the bear incident
2005 - had a kid. not so drunk
2006 - tv station. sporadic periods of drunkeness.
2007 - man i don't even know
2008 - started machining. bought a truck and a shitload of guns
2009 - my life feels like a burroughs novel
I just got here a few years ago, please elaborate on this bear incident
Wait, your dad has an affair and you get mad at your mom?
Pretty much yes. I know it's weird but I really cannot care at all about my dad's sex life after he's already gotten a divorce. He stayed with a crazy lady for 18 years just so I wouldn't have to live with a separated family. He gets points for this.
I can understand why you don't get mad at your dad for this. But was she telling you to bad mouth your father or something? I just find it kind of confusing.
She told me while saying, "I don't want this to ruin your relationship with your dad." So I'm about as confused as you are. It's info I didn't need to know and frankly just don't want to know.
how many of your high school friends do you still keep in touch with
because I basically speak to 10% of my highschool friends still and I've only been out of school for a year
I still speak regularly to 3 people from highschool.
This recently went up to 7 and it was pretty great. Realising people you went to highschool know you well and you actually like them is a great thing.
I see 0 people from university.
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I played videogames, barely passed in most of my classes in college, procrastinated.
Personnaly, the only stuff worth remembering about this decade are the trips I took. Jesus christ I love europe and the carribeans
2001: Redecide to start drinking more, smoke less weed.
2002: Decide to probably do better in school.
2003: Image Missing.
2004: Decide to not get stabbed by a biker.
2005: Finish high school, goto college.
2006: Start drinking more out of loneliness and boredom.
2007: Drop out of College, move back home.
2008: Get and loose several jobs, start smoking weed with formally straight edge friend. reapply to college, become business student.
2009: Why did i go into account, fuuck.
2007: joined forums, began lurking. remained awesome
2008: won 2nd heisman, continued my awesome streak
2009: got married and fled country, was not denied entry at the border
okay maybe i'm a dick but
2001-5th grade, we watch the towers fall in class as our teacher has a massive nervous breakdown
2002-Start 6th grade, due to a barber who does not know fucking word one of English, my head is completely shaved bald
2003-7th grade, my friends have all left for different schools or been moved to different halls. My high grades give me a sort of freedom. I spend the year practicing hard turns through the halls on the library book cart.
2004-Go to tiny little 8 portable charter school for academic challenge and meeting some of my friends. A pedo teacher that keeps giving me candy is fired.
2005-9th grade, our push-over comp sci teacher is pushed over as we take over the computer network. After we find out the admin password we root ourselves in so deep we're good until a real fucking comp teacher is hired in my senior year. I join the forums.
2006-10th grade, I join the schools only sports team. A swim team. 5 guys, only 1 with actual experience. We make it to regionals, and the team dissolves after that year. To date we are the only people in the history of the school to be awarded letterman jackets.
2007-11th grade, I take both Algebra 2 and Pre-calc. The teacher is unmerciful. I enter a severe depression that lasts until well into the next year. I pass both with B's. I also join the National Ocean Science Bowl Team as captain of the B Team. We rape the shit out of regionals and our A team takes 9th at nationals. We went to Alaska for that for a week.
2008-12th grade, on the NOSB A team and take 9th place again in nationals. We went to Washington D.C. for a week. I also have 6 aide periods this year. Meaning I don't do shit. Coincidently, the school is plagued by an anonymous prankster.
2009-Due to accumulated community college classes, I' already a college softmore, transfer into UT.
We're sure to have an asteroid impact with a black president.
2000: Drank a lot of beer, went to a lot of gigs, met zero (0) girls.
2001: First relationship, first kiss, first sexings. Cut down on my drinking. (coincidence?)
Also 2001: First full time job.
2002: Graduated uni.
2003: Realised my job sucked and that I was getting nowhere in my desired career.
2004: Got married!
2005: Bought a house, got two cats. Formed a band and recorded 3 songs.
2006: Finally quit my shitty job. Screwing around with my buddies writing songs. Started my career proper, left new job after 7 months to work for my dad.
2007: Played our first live gig with the band, started writing a bunch of songs to be recorded at some point.
2008: Uneventful.
2009: Started posting more on the forum after 5 years of lurking. Entered the forum battle. Got sick of the in-laws so decided to move to Canada.
2010: Album will finally be released. Vancouver, ho!
really, I didnt know that
YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME VIA FACEBOOK
I'll buy you a "coming out' mcdonalds meal; they're the best.
I say 2009 was my worst year so far, but I'm still having a good amount of fun! Can't complain too much, I guess.
I know, right? Ha ha ha haha
Knob don't read mine
oh well
Yes, I think this works.
08: My mother tells me she won the lottery. I proceed to tell all my friends. I then find out she lied and fell for a scam
09: My mother decides it's a great idea to tell me that dad had an affair when I was in kindergarten. I get pissed at her. I do not talk to her for a month. My relationship with my Dad remains at it's peak while I have all but stopped talking to my mother.
Late 09: I GET THE BEST GODDAMN PRESENTS FROM ZEROFILL
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
gotta have goals for the next decade, yo
You can order every damn thing on the menu, I promise!
That is if I find affordable ones in good quantity
Edit: from cuba that is
2003: had stupid internet girlfriends and started to lose friends
2005: graduated from high school
2005-2007: attended college and had fun
2007: transferred
2007-2009: attended college and drank heavily
2001: Moved to the "big city" (like 10000 people). Just about got hit by a car because i was biking on the wrong side of the street
2002: met my first non-white person at the age of fffuckin 11
2003-2005: Started lurking the forums, barely. Middle school (sucked), first kiss and relationship
2006: Start high school. Start hanging out with my current group of friends
2007: Visit Europe, start posting on the forums
2008: Play a lot of Team Fortress 2. a lot. Start drinking.
2009: End of High School, really start going out more. Smoke weed for the first time. Have a shitty relationship for a few weeks. start gettin faattteeeerrr. Go to university 3000 kilometers away from any of my friends, have a shitty roommate, and miss a lot of class and procrastinate a lot while still getting decent grades.
eeehh
2010: Dadouw sends me cuban cigars
Pretty much yes. I know it's weird but I really cannot care at all about my dad's sex life after he's already gotten a divorce. He stayed with a crazy lady for 18 years just so I wouldn't have to live with a separated family. He gets points for this.
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
how many of your high school friends do you still keep in touch with
because I basically speak to 10% of my highschool friends still and I've only been out of school for a year
yea and i get the feeling she said it to try and get you on her side?
i mean from what you have told us of her it seems reasonable
2001 - more telemarketing. towers fall. hardly notice. too drunk
2002 - no more telemarketing. on tour. even drunker still
2003 - living next door to a meth lab.
2004 - the bear incident
2005 - had a kid. not so drunk
2006 - tv station. sporadic periods of drunkeness.
2007 - man i don't even know
2008 - started machining. bought a truck and a shitload of guns
2009 - my life feels like a burroughs novel
This sounds about right, yeah.
2004-2006: High school- meet a bunch of people I actually still hang out with
2006: graduate high school
2006: start university
2006: become a complete degenerate
2009: move to Toronto for a while, pretty cool
A lot of them added me on facebook (which I joined only after graduation)
Out of all of them I maybe talk to 20 of them?
I'm thinking of removing some of them because shit they never even said hi to me.
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
I can understand why you don't get mad at your dad for this. But was she telling you to bad mouth your father or something? I just find it kind of confusing.
I just got here a few years ago, please elaborate on this bear incident
I stopped counting at 50
She told me while saying, "I don't want this to ruin your relationship with your dad." So I'm about as confused as you are. It's info I didn't need to know and frankly just don't want to know.
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
I still speak regularly to 3 people from highschool.
This recently went up to 7 and it was pretty great. Realising people you went to highschool know you well and you actually like them is a great thing.
I see 0 people from university.