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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I want a ring. But which corps will have me?

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Do I ... do I get a ring?

    And a big staff too!

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  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    holy shit rainbow brite :D

    But seriously.

    On the one hand twilight

    on the other rainbow brite

    :?

    I'm telling you, she had awesome taste twilight aside!

    She had a Zombie finger pupet glued to the antena on her car, and a bloody handprint on the back windshield. When we first met I made her a cubee jason vorhes and she kept it to this day.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Did Mr and Mrs Smith garner any criticism for promoting domestic violence or anything?

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  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    So i finaly told off twilight girl. now if only i could get my gut to stop hurting so fucking badly.

    She put a vampire curse on you. The only way to get rid of it is admitting that you want to sodomise Edward Cullen.

    Does this look like the kind of girl able to use a high level gut curse?

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    Holy Jesus, she bears an uncanny resemblance to a girl i used to date.

    Thankfully she is (as far as i know) not a twilight fetishist.


    Do you live in georgia?

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  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I'm just bitter.

    Bitter about what?

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    I think HerrCron is trying to brag about his brief fling with Tina Fey.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Jokerman wrote: »
    I'm just bitter.

    Bitter about what?

    That he's not a man!

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  • HerrCronHerrCron Election 2016: not the end of the world But you can see it from hereRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Jokerman wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    So i finaly told off twilight girl. now if only i could get my gut to stop hurting so fucking badly.

    She put a vampire curse on you. The only way to get rid of it is admitting that you want to sodomise Edward Cullen.

    Does this look like the kind of girl able to use a high level gut curse?

    *snip*

    Holy Jesus, she bears an uncanny resemblance to a girl i used to date.

    Thankfully she is (as far as i know) not a twilight fetishist.


    Do you live in georgia?

    Unless this island has moved West several thousand miles, I'm going to go with no.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I want a ring. But which corps will have me?

    A couple are making out in front of you. Do you:

    1. Kill them for annoying you.
    2. Want to join in and steal the girl.
    3. Strike fear into their hearts by saying you put a hole in his condom.
    4. Refrain from commenting; they're not hurting anyone.
    5. Delight in all being well between them.
    6. Encourage this simple act of companionship with a warm glow.
    7. Join in.
    8. Kill them and resurrect them with dark necromancy.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Two more paragraphs oh god the end is in sight.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I want a ring. But which corps will have me?

    A couple are making out in front of you. Do you:

    1. Kill them for annoying you.
    2. Want to join in and steal the girl.
    3. Strike fear into their hearts by saying you put a hole in his condom.
    4. Refrain from commenting; they're not hurting anyone.
    5. Delight in all being well between them.
    6. Encourage this simple act of companionship with a warm glow.
    7. Join in.
    8. Kill them and resurrect them with dark necromancy.

    Ooooh I love these!

    Seven! No, Eight! Wait... Seven

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Two more paragraphs oh god the end is in sight.

    Do it! Do it! Do it!

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    So I've been keeping track pretty well and it looks like I'm going to have exceeded my goal of running 2,000 miles in 2009.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Jokerman wrote: »
    I'm just bitter.

    Bitter about what?

    That he's not a man!

    MY HEART IS HUMAN AND MY BLOOD IS BOILING BUT MY BRAIN IS IBM!

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I mean I still need to proof read the fucker but I can do that when I wake up tomorrow, right?

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    urgh.

    I should probably leave the house, or something.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I want a ring. But which corps will have me?

    A couple are making out in front of you. Do you:

    1. Kill them for annoying you.
    2. Want to join in and steal the girl.
    3. Strike fear into their hearts by saying you put a hole in his condom.
    4. Refrain from commenting; they're not hurting anyone.
    5. Delight in all being well between them.
    6. Encourage this simple act of companionship with a warm glow.
    7. Join in.
    8. Kill them and resurrect them with dark necromancy.

    Weeeell, I think I'd go with 4.

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  • BogartBogart Because I hate you Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    Mirror's Edge is kind of fun and very pretty.

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    D&D Adventures is amazing. I read the whole thing last night and probably peed myself 3 or 4 times. I lost count.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Inq, did you stay up all night?

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I want a ring. But which corps will have me?

    A couple are making out in front of you. Do you:

    1. Kill them for annoying you.
    2. Want to join in and steal the girl.
    3. Strike fear into their hearts by saying you put a hole in his condom.
    4. Refrain from commenting; they're not hurting anyone.
    5. Delight in all being well between them.
    6. Encourage this simple act of companionship with a warm glow.
    7. Join in.
    8. Kill them and resurrect them with dark necromancy.

    Weeeell, I think I'd go with 4.

    Haphazard of Earth, you have the ability to overcome great fear.

    Welcome to the Green Lantern Corps.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Inq, did you stay up all night?

    >.> maaaybe.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    My vote is for 5 on that chart btw RMS.

    Or maybe 2....oh god I am a bad person.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I want a ring. But which corps will have me?

    A couple are making out in front of you. Do you:

    1. Kill them for annoying you.
    2. Want to join in and steal the girl.
    3. Strike fear into their hearts by saying you put a hole in his condom.
    4. Refrain from commenting; they're not hurting anyone.
    5. Delight in all being well between them.
    6. Encourage this simple act of companionship with a warm glow.
    7. Join in.
    8. Kill them and resurrect them with dark necromancy.

    Weeeell, I think I'd go with 4.

    Haphazard of Earth, you have the ability to overcome great fear.

    Welcome to the Green Lantern Corps.
    [URL="http://Which Lantern Corps do you belong to? *link*"]Which Lantern Corps do you belong to? *link*[/URL]

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  • HerrCronHerrCron Election 2016: not the end of the world But you can see it from hereRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    So I've been keeping track pretty well and it looks like I'm going to have exceeded my goal of running 2,000 miles in 2009.

    Congrats.

    That sounds like the kind of goal i should set myself for the new year.
    How did you go about the running part, like on a running machine or running about outside, or some crazy devil may care hybrid of the two?

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Man you know a question I find oddly annoying?

    You have two heroes, one man and one woman. They're unarmed. They find a handgun, and a rifle. Which is the least sexist or gender stereotypes distribution of weapons?

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I think I might look silly in green. :P

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Well, the rifle for the woman would suggest penis envy, while the handgun suggest inferiority

    just the make the woman a symbolic sacrifice.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    So I've been keeping track pretty well and it looks like I'm going to have exceeded my goal of running 2,000 miles in 2009.

    Congrats.

    That sounds like the kind of goal i should set myself for the new year.
    How did you go about the running part, like on a running machine or running about outside, or some crazy devil may care hybrid of the two?

    Danke.

    I only run outdoors nowadays.

    I haven't run on a treadmill since college... I find it so boring.

    If you haven't run before, 2,000 is probably a lofty goal. 1,000 equates to just under 20 miles a week (say 5 miles a morning if you run 4 times a week), which is a lot more realistic especially if you're overweight I think.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I think I might look silly in green. :P

    There, there. You look silly everyday!

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Man you know a question I find oddly annoying?

    You have two heroes, one man and one woman. They're unarmed. They find a handgun, and a rifle. Which is the least sexist or gender stereotypes distribution of weapons?

    I'd give the rifle to the woman and the handgun to the man for totally sexist reasons.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I think I might look silly in green. :P

    There, there. You look silly everyday!

    Thanks!
    ...
    ....
    .....
    Thanks!

    Edit: Damn, even the quiz says I should wear green...

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  • HerrCronHerrCron Election 2016: not the end of the world But you can see it from hereRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    So I've been keeping track pretty well and it looks like I'm going to have exceeded my goal of running 2,000 miles in 2009.

    Congrats.

    That sounds like the kind of goal i should set myself for the new year.
    How did you go about the running part, like on a running machine or running about outside, or some crazy devil may care hybrid of the two?

    Danke.

    I only run outdoors nowadays.

    I haven't run on a treadmill since college... I find it so boring.

    If you haven't run before, 2,000 is probably a lofty goal. 1,000 equates to just under 20 miles a week (say 5 miles a morning if you run 4 times a week), which is a lot more realistic especially if you're overweight I think.

    Yeah, I've started going to the gym this year. Mostly as something to break the monotony of working a programming job followed by going home and then sitting in front of a PC, but looking less like the pillsbury dough boy is a plus.

    But most of my stuff is indoors because, well, English weather is gods punishment to the English for their hubris.

    Still, i reckon i could do in and around 1,000 if i pushed myself.

    Hell, I'd try just to see if i could.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I understand when people who haven't been taught about nutrition treat weight loss like some mythical unicorn. It's really unfortunate but I can't grudge ignorance (we were all there at one time) and I do what I can to help if they ask.

    But I hate when my family treats it so mythically. It's silly. You watched me do what I had to do to lose weight. There's no secret- if there is, it's out, because you observed me every day as I woke up and ran and lifted weights and ate less crap. Why are you still asking me what my secret is?

    Guh

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Man you know a question I find oddly annoying?

    You have two heroes, one man and one woman. They're unarmed. They find a handgun, and a rifle. Which is the least sexist or gender stereotypes distribution of weapons?

    Which one has shot either a rifle or pistol before?

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    15 pages!

    Goodnight chat. Goodnight.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Good night, good sir.

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  • Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Give the woman whichever one has the least amount of ammo so she has less to waste.

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