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On Families and the Awkwardness
FortyTwo
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I remembered that today was my dad's birthday early this morning but didn't want to call him and wake him up or something. I decided to call him later.
Cut to 10 minutes ago when I realize I never called my dad. So yeah I called and he didn't sound too disappointed or anything but it was supremely awkward.
My parents, my grandma, and myself were playing this game: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dudo
Well, when you think someone is bluffing you call "Dudo!". Pronounced "Doo-doh"
So we're playing and my Dad makes an absurd claim of there being 8 sixes on the table, so my grandma shouts to call his bluff.
Only, she doesn't call "Dudo!"
She shouts at the top of her lungs, "DILDO! DILDO!"
We sat stunned for a moment before laughing our goddamn asses off.
at my step sisters wedding, her new mother-in-law and her mother-in-law's boyfriend decided to drive their stationwagon onto the lawn, hotbox it and have sex in it!
gosh!
face covered in foundation powder
Dude 3rd from the front is thinking something like, "I'm sandwiched between two tasty ladies that I'm not certain are related to me. Doin' just fiiiiiine."
me and my dad were just trying to watch some football!
bang her.
why?
is she dumb?
along with http://upsidedowndogs.com/
No seriously, not only is the photograph fucking fantastic, I love the weird spontaneity of the family, at the risk of sounding corny.
this was when I was going along with whatever my cousins and her friends were doing at this forced get together and also apparently the reason for this argument
my mom and sister left that night and when I woke up in the morning I thought my parents got into a fight
now I have to lie to my aunt about my sister's availability when she calls each year during christmas
This is the greatest website ever.
she had like the perfect amount of spots
it's easy to be a crazy cat lady, but expensive to be a crazy dog man
when my grandparents' had land they had norwegian elkhounds and ponies and it was great
oh man they're adorable
during the time I can actually remember, there were two litters of puppies
like, six puppies each time, all running around and being adorable
and a pony jumped on me, I think he wanted to mate
My family was normal afterall!
may be nsfw.
GET OUT OF MY SANTORUM!