If I met my younger self I would kick him in the butt and tell him to stop procrastinating everything because you'll spend five years regretting it all.
man if I met my younger self I would frantically tell him all of the things he should do different because boy did we fuck up
that is basically everyone, teedee
you gotta do the fun things with your younger self
like play goldeneye or mario or worms or throw that nerf football around or play some LEGO wars
Chuck Klosterman had a bit in his latest collection of essays which I will now type up because it means I don't have to spend that time working on this project
To set it up, the hypothetical situation was, what if you could make a phone call to your own 15-year-old self, but you only have 15 seconds to speak to them, so of course you can't directly explain what's going on or who you are or etc.; in that 15 seconds, what do you tell yourself?
...What I find most interesting is the way it inevitably splits between gender lines: women usually advise themselves not to do something they now regret (i.e., "Don't sleep with Corey McDonald, no matter how much he pressures you"), while men almost always instruct themselves to do something they failed to attempt (i.i., "Punch Corey McDonald in the face, you gutless coward").
...All advice comes off as a drunk dialer reading a fortune cookie. One person answered my question by claiming he would tell the 1985 incarnation of himself to "Invest in Google." That sounds smart, but I can't imagine a phrase that would have been more useless to me as a teenager in 1985.
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this is basically true
I flip a coin for each post about me
stop feeling good about yourself
It's ok for him to feel good every once in a while as long as he keeps bringing the funny.
I can't believe how funny Anime Club is.
D'awwwwww.
I left my chocolate orange somewhere, I think it was in a basement somewhere.
If you find it could you not give it to Natek?
Thanks.
Shit, thought I checked.
Well, Stig, I guess you can call me Captain Slow
ooooooooooooooooo snap
awwwwww
hey Chico
I haven't seen any chocolate oranges around lately
if I find one in the basement I will be sure to give it to you
best of luck to you!
that is basically everyone, teedee
you gotta do the fun things with your younger self
like play goldeneye or mario or worms or throw that nerf football around or play some LEGO wars
except I would follow up with beating the fuck out of me.
It is orange flavored chocalate that is shaped like an Orange and if you bang it on a hard surface in the right way it will break into wedges.
I could do it in just seven days
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64
To set it up, the hypothetical situation was, what if you could make a phone call to your own 15-year-old self, but you only have 15 seconds to speak to them, so of course you can't directly explain what's going on or who you are or etc.; in that 15 seconds, what do you tell yourself?
NO!
NO!
oh hell yes
a couple of them actually
kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
How does everyone feel about Exploding Dog?
I Rescued Some Goldfish
I don't feel like I missed anything.