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  • bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    Avatar does not appeal to me at all. Maybe if it wasn't being shoved down my throat at every turn. That just makes me want to spend my money on stuff even less.

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  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    Wait, are they really cats? I just thought they were generic blue nondescript aliens?

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    bombardier wrote: »
    Avatar does not appeal to me at all. Maybe if it wasn't being shoved down my throat at every turn. That just makes me want to spend my money on stuff even less.

    Hey have you heard about Avatar? It's going to be the most awesome movie ever released! James Cameron is a total visionary, so visionary in fact that he can see the future, so it's not just going to be good, it's going to be better than anything you've ever experienced in your life ever. Y'know sex right? Well sex is going to be like intensive and painful dental surgury in comparison to Avatar.

    Mustang on
  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I thought Avatar was the Nickelodeon cartoon made into a movie. When I saw the trailer, I was like... man, that's really diferent... where are the fire people?

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I thought Avatar was the Nickelodeon cartoon made into a movie. When I saw the trailer, I was like... man, that's really diferent... where are the fire people?

    No... that movie is being made by M. Night Shamalanliaghtly.

    You know, the Signs guy.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    I thought Avatar was the Nickelodeon cartoon made into a movie. When I saw the trailer, I was like... man, that's really diferent... where are the fire people?

    No... that movie is being made by M. Night Shamalanliaghtly.

    You know, the Signs guy.

    Signs was the stupidest movie ever

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Oh, great. I bet it has some sort of twist.

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    I thought Avatar was the Nickelodeon cartoon made into a movie. When I saw the trailer, I was like... man, that's really diferent... where are the fire people?

    No... that movie is being made by M. Night Shamalanliaghtly.

    You know, the Signs guy.

    Signs was the stupidest movie ever

    I disagree, The Village was way stupider.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Mustang wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    I thought Avatar was the Nickelodeon cartoon made into a movie. When I saw the trailer, I was like... man, that's really diferent... where are the fire people?

    No... that movie is being made by M. Night Shamalanliaghtly.

    You know, the Signs guy.

    Signs was the stupidest movie ever

    I disagree, The Village was way stupider.

    The plot twist to the Village was accurately guessed by someone from SE++ down to the very t.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Oh, great. I bet it has some sort of twist.

    The twist was that the aliens were allergic to a compound that covers 75% of the surface of the planet they decided to invade.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Oh, great. I bet it has some sort of twist.

    The twist was that the aliens were allergic to a compound that covers 75% of the surface of the planet they decided to invade.

    This is also ignoring the aspect of humidity.

    It would be like me invading a planet which had an atmosphere of 80% penicillin.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Oh, great. I bet it has some sort of twist.


    The twist is that he is using a Caucasian cast for Asian roles.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Mustang wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    I thought Avatar was the Nickelodeon cartoon made into a movie. When I saw the trailer, I was like... man, that's really diferent... where are the fire people?

    No... that movie is being made by M. Night Shamalanliaghtly.

    You know, the Signs guy.

    Signs was the stupidest movie ever

    I disagree, The Village was way stupider.

    The Happening? The twist was that you paid money to see it.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hahahaha....ahhh too funny Nap.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    And, I knew what it was within the first 70 min of the movie.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    And, I knew what it was within the first 70 min of the movie.

    was it the ominous stock footage of wind blowing across treetops?

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    And, I knew what it was within the first 70 min of the movie.

    was it the ominous stock footage of wind blowing across treetops?

    Close. It was actually the sound of M. Night's snickering that was ubiquitous to every scene

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited December 2009

    See "The happening" and eat your words.

    I knew I should have botp'd this
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Mustang wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    I thought Avatar was the Nickelodeon cartoon made into a movie. When I saw the trailer, I was like... man, that's really diferent... where are the fire people?

    No... that movie is being made by M. Night Shamalanliaghtly.

    You know, the Signs guy.

    Signs was the stupidest movie ever



    I disagree, The Village was way stupider.

    The Happening? The twist was that you paid money to see it.
    edit: Damn you again!

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Proven MortalProven Mortal Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Yeah I just saw that and deleted it, but The Happening is the supreme winner of god awful p.o.s movie I ever saw.

    Edit: It did however have "Marky Mark" trying to persuade a fern to let him leave alive...

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Haha, its all good :)

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Edit: It did however have "Marky Mark" trying to persuade a fern to let him leave alive...

    why is it that sounds like a scenario Adam West would do?

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I heard you finally got a job, you shiftless asswipe.
    congrats, dude

    Tam on
  • ObiwanObiwan Nashville, TNRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    whoa my log in still works. Merry Christmas everyone!

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Thanks, you irritable punk.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Oh shit look, it's Obi and he's exactly as ugly as he used to be! What's up, uggo?

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  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    At this point, Old AC coming back has to be a conspiracy of some sort.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Tam, who ended up winning in that jew name dual?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    They're attempting a counter-revolution

    you're under arrest, Iruka

    edit: Well since it was a dual, we both won.
    tee hee

    Tam on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    duel

    You tee heeing bastard

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I dunno, I saw something shiny and had to go investigate

    Tam on
  • ChillyChilly Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I can add, "Driving sideways at 60 MPH on the highway" to my list of life experiences after today...

    Thanks snow. Thank you so much for enriching my life.

    Been a while since my heart has leapt like that.:shock:

    Chilly on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Chilly wrote: »
    I can add, "Driving sideways at 60 MPH on the highway" to my list of life experiences after today...

    Thanks snow. Thank you so much for enriching my life.

    Been a while since my heart has leapt like that.:shock:

    the fuck were you doing driving fast on snow?

    Tam on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    Chilly wrote: »
    I can add, "Driving sideways at 60 MPH on the highway" to my list of life experiences after today...

    Thanks snow. Thank you so much for enriching my life.

    Been a while since my heart has leapt like that.:shock:

    the fuck were you doing driving fast on snow?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Napp is especially dumbfounded being from Ye Olde Midwest.

    Tam on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    Napp is especially dumbfounded being from Ye Olde Midwest.

    We don't take too kindly to y'all citay folk 'round here.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Damn townies don't know about Napp's controlled skids.

    Tam on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    My e-brake drift brings all the boys to the yard.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    alright that's gross

    Tam on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I can't sleep. Potentially having a job has me all wound up.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    alright that's gross

    girls? I guess they would like my stick shift. :winky:


    (oh god, what has the Hanukkah forum done to me?)

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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