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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    m gf made gingerbread penises

    Well, if gingerbread is all she's got...

    Sorry. :P

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I pooped.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I pooped.

    But the real question is. Did you wipe?

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    My prediction?

    Pain.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    m gf made gingerbread penises

    Lucky guy to have a girl with such an oral fixation.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    They were actually supposed to be gingerbread men. It is tragic. But fortunately they can still spit in your eye.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    my god I spawn some awful pun trees

    I'm like Bama but pretty
    :cry:

    --

    Organ: The site you were using was probably wanting to interpret it as an ASCII string instead of a straight integer. An ASCII character is 8 bits wide.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Leitner wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I am hungry

    With a few more letters you could be Hungarian!

    I don't think this is very germane to the discussion

    I dutch don't see your point.

    I'm tempted to report this for awesome. So the entire forum can tell you how awful this pun is.

    a public... punishment?

    i love you

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    m gf made gingerbread penises

    I thought these were called dickerdoodles.

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    that was such a great episode of Avatar. There was a three-way fight scene, all four elements being used at once, drama, tea, intrigue, and explosions.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i watched the entire show in like 1.5 weeks while i was working full time this summer
    i wasted so much of my days

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Greeper wrote: »
    that was such a great episode of Avatar. There was a three-way fight scene, all four elements being used at once, drama, tea, intrigue, and explosions.

    that was one of their best

    The Drill has a really great one too

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i watched the entire show in like 1.5 weeks while i was working full time this summer
    i wasted so much of my days

    haha that's pretty bad.
    I started watching two days ago and I'm already halfway through

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    http://www.kickstarter.com/

    this is the first time I've seen this website

    what an interesting idea

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Greeper wrote: »
    i watched the entire show in like 1.5 weeks while i was working full time this summer
    i wasted so much of my days

    haha that's pretty bad.
    I started watching two days ago and I'm already halfway through

    its addicting man
    and because its a kids cartoon you're like, oh whatever, another episode is not big deal

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Watched the whole show while I was on a business trip.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Greeper wrote: »
    i watched the entire show in like 1.5 weeks while i was working full time this summer
    i wasted so much of my days

    haha that's pretty bad.
    I started watching two days ago and I'm already halfway through

    its addicting man
    and because its a kids cartoon you're like, oh whatever, another episode is not big deal

    fiancee and I were watching it on netflix instant stream onthe ps3...watched the whole first season and had season 2 queued up...only escaped because the netflix stream got interrupted by the cat unplugging the wireless router somehow

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Arch wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    i watched the entire show in like 1.5 weeks while i was working full time this summer
    i wasted so much of my days

    haha that's pretty bad.
    I started watching two days ago and I'm already halfway through

    its addicting man
    and because its a kids cartoon you're like, oh whatever, another episode is not big deal

    fiancee and I were watching it on netflix instant stream onthe ps3...watched the whole first season and had season 2 queued up...only escaped because the netflix stream got interrupted by the cat unplugging the wireless router somehow
    starvation can inspire some great ingenuity

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Arch, your cat is a biological safety net.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    im debugging this code that takes like 15 minutes to execute so like, i have nothing to do while it runs

    hmmm

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    poo
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I have cable TV again now after not having it for 2 years

    it's pretty meh

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Now I have a machine gun.

    Ho Ho Ho

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I pooped.

    But the real question is. Did you wipe?

    how is that the real question?

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    im debugging this code that takes like 15 minutes to execute so like, i have nothing to do while it runs

    hmmm

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    Moving your utilities is the joyous experience I remember. Want to talk to someone with an impenetrable Scottish accent who is currently chewing gum? We can fix it for you, but only after you listen to world music for ten minutes and use our touchtone phone options to enter information we'll ask you for later anyway.

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    "I know what you're going to say, that she's my sister and we should try to get along."
    "No, she's crazy and she needs to go down."

    lmao.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I pooped.
    that's my line!

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    A hundred million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I pooped.
    that's my line!

    but it was my poop.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    A hundred million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

    One of my favorite running gags in Friends was how much they liked Die Hard.

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    RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    avatar the cartoon: totally rad

    avatar the movie: gonna be shit

    avatar the cartoon: the movie: gonna be mega-shit

    Rust on
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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    While walking down the street back from getting breakfast, I saw a black man and a white woman.

    The black man had one arm around the white woman and his other hand in his large black coat pocket.

    The women had her arms crossed with her hands in her armpits. She was wearing sunglasses and had duct tape covering her mouth.

    So what the hell just happened?

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    there is a guy on my facebook friends list whose name is 'gatses' and I can't look at it and not think 'goatse"

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    While walking down the street back from getting breakfast, I saw a black man and a white woman.

    The black man had one arm around the white woman and his other hand in his large black coat pocket.

    The women had her arms crossed with her hands in her armpits. She was wearing sunglasses and had duct tape covering her mouth.

    So what the hell just happened?

    Either you witnessed something really kinky or you stood by and did nothing during the most half-assed kidnapping of all time.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    Ah ha, changing tactics on me, eh? I've had the truculent teenage customer services bint, and now I get the barely-awake old woman trying her hand at this new fangled phone-talking lark.

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    thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    While walking down the street back from getting breakfast, I saw a black man and a white woman.

    The black man had one arm around the white woman and his other hand in his large black coat pocket.

    The women had her arms crossed with her hands in her armpits. She was wearing sunglasses and had duct tape covering her mouth.

    So what the hell just happened?

    Either you witnessed something really kinky or you stood by and did nothing during the most half-assed kidnapping of all time.

    gun in the coat pocket?

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    #someshit
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    RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    While walking down the street back from getting breakfast, I saw a black man and a white woman.

    The black man had one arm around the white woman and his other hand in his large black coat pocket.

    The women had her arms crossed with her hands in her armpits. She was wearing sunglasses and had duct tape covering her mouth.

    So what the hell just happened?

    Either you witnessed something really kinky or you stood by and did nothing during the most half-assed kidnapping of all time.

    duct tape so she can't scream, sunglasses so she can't signal with her eyes

    they're gonna find her body spread out across the neighborhood

    now you can enter a few hours of crippling moral uncertainty

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    While walking down the street back from getting breakfast, I saw a black man and a white woman.

    The black man had one arm around the white woman and his other hand in his large black coat pocket.

    The women had her arms crossed with her hands in her armpits. She was wearing sunglasses and had duct tape covering her mouth.

    So what the hell just happened?

    Either you witnessed something really kinky or you stood by and did nothing during the most half-assed kidnapping of all time.

    I said "UHHH" really loudly but they just kept walking.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    While walking down the street back from getting breakfast, I saw a black man and a white woman.

    The black man had one arm around the white woman and his other hand in his large black coat pocket.

    The women had her arms crossed with her hands in her armpits. She was wearing sunglasses and had duct tape covering her mouth.

    So what the hell just happened?

    Either you witnessed something really kinky or you stood by and did nothing during the most half-assed kidnapping of all time.

    I said "UHHH" really loudly but they just kept walking.
    well you did everything you could

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    let me finish this championship frosteey

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