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[TF2] Chargin' tard.

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  • BeezelBeezel There was no agreement little morsel..Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    Beezel wrote: »
    you gotta think though, what could they have given pyro other than a flare gun? (inb4 "anything else") I guess some sort of fire mine? But that sort of thing isn't the pyro's schtick
    You have this gun that does massive damage up close and plink damage at range and a a new gun that does plink damage, fires slower, and is basically a long range, hard-to-hit-with flamethrower. I think if they decreased the afterburn time and made it do more upfront damage, maybe give a boost to the flamethrower somehow, it'd be better.


    I like this idea. instead of new unlocks make the ones they already have not suck ass.
    somebody fix Natascha, quick!

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  • BeezelBeezel There was no agreement little morsel..Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    on a side note some people are saying that the SR is going to replace the pipe launcher. thoughts?

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  • JintorJintor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Those people are crazy, and you should beat them with a blunt implement until they recant their words.

    (I'm assuming recant means what I think it means)

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Beezel wrote: »
    on a side note some people are saying that the SR is going to replace the pipe launcher. thoughts?

    Some people are silly.

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  • CarbonFireCarbonFire See you in the countryRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I'm a big fan or sticky airbursting, but being able to destroy stickies AND getting twice the capacity is awfully tempting.

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  • BeezelBeezel There was no agreement little morsel..Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I wished they had brought grenade banking back :(

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  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I'm having problems playing TF2, I asked some folks yesterday late at night and then promptly forgot what they said. D:

    It's a slideshow, but my FPS appears to be normal and my ping is normal. It only fucks up when I'm close to the action like you would expect to see if it was my FPS but I'm looking at the numbers and they're not dropping to the teens like what the game is appearing to do.

    The problem seems to be happening on only one server, but I think I'm dealing with the same problem when I play L4D2 but I don't have the numbers on the right hand side telling me things in that game.

    I would be nice if I could play the game again normally for the update. D: I haven't played this game for a while, and I only noticed this being a problem yesterday.

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  • MorkathMorkath Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    random thought, packet choke?

    do a net_graph 3, and see if you are getting choke.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Jintor wrote: »
    Those people are crazy, and you should beat them with a blunt implement until they recant their words.

    (I'm assuming recant means what I think it means)

    To recant means you withdraw what you have previously said, and insist what you said is not the truth.

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  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Morkath wrote: »
    random thought, packet choke?

    do a net_graph 3, and see if you are getting choke.

    Ok, I'll try that thanks.

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  • BeezelBeezel There was no agreement little morsel..Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    wait, this goes LIVE today right? RIGHT? I mean, I won't have to sleep when I go home from work in 3 hours right?

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  • MolybdenumMolybdenum Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Beezel wrote: »
    you gotta think though, what could they have given pyro other than a flare gun? (inb4 "anything else") I guess some sort of fire mine? But that sort of thing isn't the pyro's schtick

    Gas can. Hold fire to pour it on the ground as you run, when it gets lit up the fire spreads along where you put it until it burns out. Maybe allow the pyro to hit secondary fire to throw the can, and it blows up when the fire reaches it, spreading fire with the spread size depending on how much gas is left in the can.


    Or instead of compensating for the pyro's mid/long range weak points they could have added a secondary weapon that enhanced close range capabilities further.

    The axtinguisher is well and good, but what if there were a way to focus pyro into the close-range niche by giving him a way to close quickly over long distances? Maybe like a sort of jetpack to boost him forward at the cost of 50+ ammo? The ammo cost would discourage leafblowers from equipping both. An invincible pyro charge is probably overpowered, so what about something like ... 65% blast resistance? It would work something like this- you have this item equipped, you bring it out. Alt-firing would hurtle you toward an enemy at a punishingly damaging high speed (far faster than a Scout can manage). once you hit a solid object or enemy, you stop charging. You can then flamethrow / axtinguish the shit out of people. after all, you don’t kill a man by mucking about with rifles, arrows, rocks, or other long-distance rubbish.

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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    JUST IN CASE ANYONE WAS WORRIED ABOUT ME I FIXED MY SOUNDLOOPING PROBLEM MY VIDEO CARD WAS ACTING A LITTLE FUNKY SO I UNPLUGGED IT AND THEN DUSTED IT AND THEN REPLUGGED IT AND NOW EVERYTHING IS SMOOTH AS BUTTER BEST BIRTHDAY EVER CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE- FUCK IT YOU KNOW THE SAYING

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  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Morkath wrote: »
    random thought, packet choke?

    do a net_graph 3, and see if you are getting choke.

    I saw that choke number jump to 90, but you know what this (huge) graph is scary looking enough as it is. D:
    pl_goldrush0006.jpg
    So how do I fix this?

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Beezel wrote: »
    wait, this goes LIVE today right? RIGHT? I mean, I won't have to sleep when I go home from work in 3 hours right?

    It's like 1am in Seattle. This probably won't go live for at least 12 hours, so you're probably alright sleeping.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I suspect the update will be between 10pm and 2am PST, given the pace of the update all week.

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  • BeezelBeezel There was no agreement little morsel..Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    o/` whatchu gonna do with all that scrump, all that scrump inside you chump? I'm gonna get-get-get you drunk, get you drunk off my bomb scrump o/`

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  • IdolisideIdoliside Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Anyone else thinking we're gonna get both the secret weapons?

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I dunno. It would be awesome if story-wise that worked to rekindle the friendship, but a lot of people who have probably skewed their normal playing style to join the war might be pissed at wasting their time.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Idoliside wrote: »
    Anyone else thinking we're gonna get both the secret weapons?

    There's only one secret weapon; the competition is to decide who gets it.

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  • BeezelBeezel There was no agreement little morsel..Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    yes

    even though the soldier has an anonymous GIRL name and doesn't deserve anything other than failure and contempt. I'm pretty sure this was another classic valve trolling.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Idoliside wrote: »
    Anyone else thinking we're gonna get both the secret weapons?

    Pretty sure that there's only one secret weapon, but that it'd suit both soldier and demoman.

    Peewi on
  • JesuitsJesuits Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nuka, check your rates. I've had choke problems before and spent a long time trying to fix it before checking rates and seeing they were set to ridiculously low numbers somehow.

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  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Jesuits wrote: »
    Nuka, check your rates. I've had choke problems before and spent a long time trying to fix it before checking rates and seeing they were set to ridiculously low numbers somehow.
    Rates? How do I do this?
    I don't know much about the internets.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Actually, I haven't messed with any of this stuff, so that may be why I can't hit shit. Anyone got a link to a guide or something?

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  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    The pickaxe is incredible, considering if a soldier is in melee he'll almost certainly have accumulated some damage, probably 100 or more (not elast from the rocket jumping).

    Have to say, I'm really not liking this is of making melee weapons more powerful with a speed increase attached.

    And really, a 16 stickies at once launcher? Really? I mean really? They don't do less damage or anything.

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    probably not gonna use the bugle. never know, though.

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  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    tyrannus wrote: »
    probably not gonna use the bugle. never know, though.

    It's pretty damn good, but the loss of the shotgun is quite a lot.

    I suppose it depends how quickly it charges but if you can get +35% damage for yourself and at least 4 team mates then you could roll out some serious destruction. Especially if they are soldiers/heavies/demos. Not to mention it removes damage fall off.

    So basically it's incredible and you should use it for the massive benefit of your team even if it means a small personal loss.

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  • Ethereal IllusionEthereal Illusion Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Rami wrote: »
    And really, a 16 stickies at once launcher? Really? I mean really? They don't do less damage or anything.

    Think of the sticky jumping! You can chain them now! I for one am excited. Also will be a smoldering pile of ashes.

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Rami wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    probably not gonna use the bugle. never know, though.

    It's pretty damn good, but the loss of the shotgun is quite a lot.

    I suppose it depends how quickly it charges but if you can get +35% damage for yourself and at least 4 team mates then you could roll out some serious destruction. Especially if they are soldiers/heavies/demos.

    if you could get that on yourself, then with the new launcher you can oneshot medics at breakneck speed. not sure they'll make it a self buff.

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  • JesuitsJesuits Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    nuka wrote: »
    Jesuits wrote: »
    Nuka, check your rates. I've had choke problems before and spent a long time trying to fix it before checking rates and seeing they were set to ridiculously low numbers somehow.
    Rates? How do I do this?
    I don't know much about the internets.

    simply type 'rate' into the console (don't hit enter) and it should show you what you're at right now. If the number is low, there's your problem -- set it to ~25,000 or so? There are other rates too but I've always been murky on the best settings for those, you'll have to ask someone else.

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  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Rami wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    probably not gonna use the bugle. never know, though.

    It's pretty damn good, but the loss of the shotgun is quite a lot.

    I suppose it depends how quickly it charges but if you can get +35% damage for yourself and at least 4 team mates then you could roll out some serious destruction. Especially if they are soldiers/heavies/demos.

    if you could get that on yourself, then with the new launcher you can oneshit medics at breakneck speed. not sure they'll make it a self buff.

    Yeah you're right, just read the text again. I still think its incredibly powerful, worth having at least one on a team.

    Just imagine games with a setup time, no reason you can't buff your entire team just as the match begins. Its going to make the start of any PL map or...Well even more of a nightmare.

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  • BeezelBeezel There was no agreement little morsel..Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I'm going to be using this new sticky launcher to cause bitter dustbowl tears

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  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Jesuits wrote: »
    nuka wrote: »
    Jesuits wrote: »
    Nuka, check your rates. I've had choke problems before and spent a long time trying to fix it before checking rates and seeing they were set to ridiculously low numbers somehow.
    Rates? How do I do this?
    I don't know much about the internets.

    simply type 'rate' into the console (don't hit enter) and it should show you what you're at right now. If the number is low, there's your problem -- set it to ~25,000 or so? There are other rates too but I've always been murky on the best settings for those, you'll have to ask someone else.
    Okay thank you.

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  • pardzhpardzh Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Scottish Resistance should be scary good for defending dustbowl/pl maps.

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  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I dunno. It would be awesome if story-wise that worked to rekindle the friendship, but a lot of people who have probably skewed their normal playing style to join the war might be pissed at wasting their time.

    Yeah, pretty sure Valve are making this a tie.

    As for wasting your time, no doubt there will be a special hat or medal for people who contributed to the war, like 100 or more kills or whatever.

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  • Raoulduke20Raoulduke20 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Rami wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    probably not gonna use the bugle. never know, though.

    It's pretty damn good, but the loss of the shotgun is quite a lot.

    I suppose it depends how quickly it charges but if you can get +35% damage for yourself and at least 4 team mates then you could roll out some serious destruction. Especially if they are soldiers/heavies/demos.

    if you could get that on yourself, then with the new launcher you can oneshot medics at breakneck speed. not sure they'll make it a self buff.

    Yeah, I'm expecting it to only buff teammates and not the soldier with the flag. I wouldn't bet money on it, but I also wouldn't be surprised at all if the classes do tie and both get a gun. I mean the whole thing has been based around the higher ups manipulating the players into fighting each other, seems to lend itself very well to the whole war update really. The numbers have also seemed fairly suspicious since the first day. If valve has had it planned for them to tie from the start I'll be slightly miffed but I'll be too distracted by two more new toys instead of one to give much of a shit.

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I actually expected the soldier using the bugle would be actively USING it, and thus unable to attack at all.

    edit: till I read it was 14 seconds long I mean.

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  • BeezelBeezel There was no agreement little morsel..Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I wonder if the kills people have gotten will count retroactively towards the "kill x soldier/demo" achieves?

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  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Well changing the rate from 7500 to 25000 seems to have done the trick, but I'll post two graph screenshots, one in a mild spot and one next to the bomb cart in case I might as well fix something I'm not yet aware of or know how to solve.
    Numero Uno
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    Numero Dos
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    EDIT: Oh and the choke number is near zero instead of averaging around 50-70 and jumping to 90!

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