It's because at cons, nerds are surrounded by their peers.
Their ugly, standardless peers.
see, this is why i could always get laid at cons
i'm not a bad looking dude, and i actually got good hygiene and social skills
i ain't gotta be a george clooney
and that gives me the pick of the litter, because the handful of others who aren't mongoloids or crazy people that go to these things are already starting to lower their standards the longer they are
in the land of the blind
the one-eyed man is king
on an unrelated note i met my girlfriend at anime con.
and they are all high and drunk out of their mind because one of them is getting older
behaving like fucking 17 year olds
i ordered them pizza like an hour ago because they were all too fucked to use the phone right
i got free pizza out of it
so i am sitting here, talking on the internets, listening to some Chemical Brothers on my headphones, and their shit-ass music is managing to out-loud my goddamn headphones.
so i go downstairs and yell at them because christ, it's 3 am and we have neighbors, what the fucking fuck
man i would find the irony of this situation hilarious were i not so annoyed by it.
have pure, God-given heterosexual intercourse with them
baugh you have terrible advice
i want to execute the harridans
my mother's a wonderful hypocrite that way
churchy church lady with her Judgement Gaze
likes to get fucking krunked, to use the vernacular, on the flimsiest of excuses.
then gives my brother a bunch of shit because she finds a bong in his room.
one of these days he's gotta bust out the ole "i learned it from you, mom, i learned it from you!"
I remember when I brought one of my first girlfriends to a con.
She wanted to play DDR, I wanted to see one of the VA panels, so we parted ways for a few hours. By the time we had met up for dinner, she had been harassed so bad that she didn't want to leave my side the rest of the weekend.
Isn't sexual orientation with con goers sort of a moot point? I mean, do any of these people have any kind of sex? Isn't a straight nerd and a gay nerd exactly the same except for the two minutes of shame and hand lotion they create every night after their parents go to bed?
naw
actually an alarming number of nerds fuck at cons
it's like a nerd mating ground
the reason gay sci fi nerds want their own gay sci fi con is so that they can get laid too without having to worry about using discretion or actual social skills
I'm going to have to cleanse my cleanse my pallette of nerds fucking at cons with a grotesque amount of gay porn.
What I will use to get rid of the image of gay nerds fucking is beyond me, but it better be soon because my left hand is going all Doctor Strangelove for the straight razor I keep in my boot.
That's right I keep a straight razor in my boot, so fucking what.
Redeemer, why are you using the internet right now? It is either too early or too late for you to be up. Your job requires you to get a lot of sleep so you can deal with the customers.
Redeemer, why are you using the internet right now? It is either too early or too late for you to be up. Your job requires you to get a lot of sleep so you can deal with the customers.
Redeemer, why are you using the internet right now? It is either too early or too late for you to be up. Your job requires you to get a lot of sleep so you can deal with the customers.
Redeemer, why are you using the internet right now? It is either too early or too late for you to be up. Your job requires you to get a lot of sleep so you can deal with the customers.
(full release massage parlour)
His boss is trying to fuck him.
62. If you are the manager at your workplace, you are a rapist.
Redeemer, why are you using the internet right now? It is either too early or too late for you to be up. Your job requires you to get a lot of sleep so you can deal with the customers.
Is this some kind of extremely subtle gay thing?
Because right now I am so confused.
that's okay
i was confused once too
it's perfectly natural, javen
perfectly natural...
Pony on
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Redeemer, why are you using the internet right now? It is either too early or too late for you to be up. Your job requires you to get a lot of sleep so you can deal with the customers.
(full release massage parlour)
His boss is trying to fuck him.
62. If you are the manager at your workplace, you are a rapist.
I am coming at you with a hand raised for a high five
Redeemer, why are you using the internet right now? It is either too early or too late for you to be up. Your job requires you to get a lot of sleep so you can deal with the customers.
I really just expect all Fiz's posts to be just 'gay gay gay gay gay', and so far he has kept to this creedo nicely, but when he doesn't I become confused and paranoid.
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see, this is why i could always get laid at cons
i'm not a bad looking dude, and i actually got good hygiene and social skills
i ain't gotta be a george clooney
and that gives me the pick of the litter, because the handful of others who aren't mongoloids or crazy people that go to these things are already starting to lower their standards the longer they are
in the land of the blind
the one-eyed man is king
on an unrelated note i met my girlfriend at anime con.
none of this explains why you didnt hit that shit
Vote for my film! (watching it is also an option)
wii friend code: 7623 9955 2119 1775
She wanted to play DDR, I wanted to see one of the VA panels, so we parted ways for a few hours. By the time we had met up for dinner, she had been harassed so bad that she didn't want to leave my side the rest of the weekend.
what was she dressed as?
Vote for my film! (watching it is also an option)
wii friend code: 7623 9955 2119 1775
What I will use to get rid of the image of gay nerds fucking is beyond me, but it better be soon because my left hand is going all Doctor Strangelove for the straight razor I keep in my boot.
That's right I keep a straight razor in my boot, so fucking what.
i'm having a HEV suit constructed by a professional costume designer and stuff
but the con we are going to in may? naw. people got some screwy ideas towards cosplayers at that one
fucking anime cons
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
you spoke it aloud
therefore yes there is now
thanks a lot
asshole
I mean, with all the crazy fucked up shit they put in cartoon porn, I don't think He-Man is something they would have missed.
New puppy tomorrow. I'm excited.
God I can't wait for Comic Con
Well judging by your forum fanbase, you're hardly ugly
But yeah judging by the very same fanbase, you'll also fuck anything with a dick sized hole.
oh man and some dilbert porn
haha the boss's pubics look like his haircut
deemer you truly will have a good selection
you are a fetching lad, you exhibit good hygiene and are likeable fellow with no apparent crippling social disorders
basically to any gay dude there who's also not a sweatpig, you're made of solid gold
Please Me
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
it is not on my work computer
(full release massage parlour)
Is this some kind of extremely subtle gay thing?
Because right now I am so confused.
62. If you are the manager at your workplace, you are a rapist.
that's okay
i was confused once too
it's perfectly natural, javen
perfectly natural...
I am coming at you with a hand raised for a high five
It's actually pretty much exactly how it sounds
A funeral for my happiness
edit: gof potatoe
sounds kind of gross
it isn't gross, but it is a little depressing at times
I have watched it on accident a few times, and it's pretty entertaining
I seriously apologize
right on the cheek
:oops: that's pretty sweet of you
why did you not get the memo?
we fuck men
and boys
of legal fucking age
you can have a kiss, too
*MUAH*
i all middle click to scroll down quick and half the time i bring up some fag's stupid shit in a new tab
firefox'd!