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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    You are such a liar

    If scouts were removed from the game, nobody important would care

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I'm enjoying this update as a heavy

    Highlander demos all just lining up in their droves to be mowed down

    Although at one point an equaliser soldier was running towards me with a medic on his ass- and regrettably all my bullets ending up doing was chip away his overheal so he could thwack me to death

    That's impossible, when you have the equalizer out you cannot be healed.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Zek wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    If anyone moans "Oh no he survived my explosion spam" I will show them how I survived with only a bottle during the week of broken milestones

    Sword demos do not expect melee crits to the face

    This, Demos and non-shotty Soldiers should always melee a sword demo when he gets close. You have a big advantage in melee if they miss their charge. That goes double for Pyros, just ignite and airblast them first.

    This is straight up lies.

    The sword has a much bigger range than your pathetic little toy melee weapon so you are at a huge disadvantage trying to fight them melee.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I've been telefragged while not standing on the teleporter

    it has a pretty big radius

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I'm enjoying this update as a heavy

    Highlander demos all just lining up in their droves to be mowed down

    Although at one point an equaliser soldier was running towards me with a medic on his ass- and regrettably all my bullets ending up doing was chip away his overheal so he could thwack me to death

    That's impossible, when you have the equalizer out you cannot be healed.

    Let me rephrase for Mr Pendantic

    A soldier who had the equaliser but wasn't currently holding it was running towards me

    Shotgun shotgun shotgun then switches to equaliser and whoops I'm dead

    Or was that leap of the imagination too vast

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    So hey, is there a story to this game? Like why are the teams fighting anyway?

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Bucketman wrote: »
    So hey, is there a story to this game?

    Not really, no. It's mostly a bunch of bad action movie and Saturday morning cartoon cliches. Valve said they intentionally eschewed story so they could ridiculously amplify the characters.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Bucketman wrote: »
    So hey, is there a story to this game? Like why are the teams fighting anyway?

    RED and BLU are holding corporations that control the world and something something Saxton Hale

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I think saxton hale is the sniper's dad

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    Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Bucketman wrote: »
    So hey, is there a story to this game? Like why are the teams fighting anyway?

    Because they are men, and men challenge one another to fisticuffs.

    The announcer is running the show, and she owns RED and BLU.

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    101101 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    There is sort of a story.

    The two corporations RED and BLU are owned by rival brothers. Their father gave them his land equally when he died, and they start fighting over it.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
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    Couldn't help myself

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    From http://www.teamfortress.com/movies.htm
    Nine mercenaries have come together for a job. It's the middle-ish part of a century a lot like the one we just had. A simpler time. There are three TV stations, one phone company, and two holding corporations that secretly control every government on the planet. Each corporation administers its half of the world with a multi-disciplined army of paper pushers. For any problem lacking an obvious bureaucratic solution, mercenaries like these are contracted to address the situation through a massive application of force.

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    KoolaidguyKoolaidguy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Also Scout's mom is a whore.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    From http://www.teamfortress.com/movies.htm
    Nine mercenaries have come together for a job. It's the middle-ish part of a century a lot like the one we just had. A simpler time. There are three TV stations, one phone company, and two holding corporations that secretly control every government on the planet. Each corporation administers its half of the world with a multi-disciplined army of paper pushers. For any problem lacking an obvious bureaucratic solution, mercenaries like these are contracted to address the situation through a massive application of force.

    They've added a lot of depth to this, to the point where this description almost makes my earlier post sound accurate.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Yeah, case in point, the summary that 101 gave pretty much didn't exist at all until it was made public during the Halloween update

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    Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    From http://www.teamfortress.com/movies.htm
    Nine mercenaries have come together for a job. It's the middle-ish part of a century a lot like the one we just had. A simpler time. There are three TV stations, one phone company, and two holding corporations that secretly control every government on the planet. Each corporation administers its half of the world with a multi-disciplined army of paper pushers. For any problem lacking an obvious bureaucratic solution, mercenaries like these are contracted to address the situation through a massive application of force.

    and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    heh heh...cry some more.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    So I just got the DH last night at a friend's house

    This may take some adjusting

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I only ask because some guy was bitching about how laser turrets wouldent fit into "the story" and I was like 'theres a story?'

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    JauntyJaunty Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Laser turrets could totally fit into the story, goddamn I could see it now
    Laughing like a bond villain with every kill

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I'm enjoying this update as a heavy

    Highlander demos all just lining up in their droves to be mowed down

    Although at one point an equaliser soldier was running towards me with a medic on his ass- and regrettably all my bullets ending up doing was chip away his overheal so he could thwack me to death

    That's impossible, when you have the equalizer out you cannot be healed.

    Let me rephrase for Mr Pendantic

    A soldier who had the equaliser but wasn't currently holding it was running towards me

    Shotgun shotgun shotgun then switches to equaliser and whoops I'm dead

    Or was that leap of the imagination too vast

    Yeah, it was.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    So the alternative of me lying about the manner in which I fucked up and got myself killed was more likely to you

    Duly noted

    Also lasers wouldn't be any more out of place then eternally replicating dispensers or teleporters, sounds good to me

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Wait, a Soldier with the equalizer out can't be healed by a Medic? I did not realize this.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Wait, a Soldier with the equalizer out can't be healed by a Medic? I did not realize this.

    no, he can be healed, he just can't attack with it while he's being healed

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    animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    lasers could work, but they'd have to be very stylized 40s lasers

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I made a point of getting a medic, I think it was mully maybe?, to heal me and then took out the pickaxe and stood there calling medic at them until they left.

    not me - i think i have a full 20 minutes of medic ever

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I only ask because some guy was bitching about how laser turrets wouldent fit into "the story" and I was like 'theres a story?'

    Laser turrets don't fit the story but teleporters do?

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    THE DIRECT HIT IS THE BEST THING EVER

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I have been wondering what happened to the TF2 thread!

    I didn't realize it got locked already.

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Was on sawmill CTF just running around with the flag, yelling at the other team that if they want it they can come get it. SO MANY GOD DAMN DECAPS IT WAS A FUCKING FESTIVAL

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    oh god damn it

    my roommate set up an account for me on his computer so I could play TF2 but he should still keep all of his things private

    well I just tried it and while he did indeed give me access to steam it doesn't seem like he game me access to the internet connection

    so I still can't tuftoo

    and he just left for the holidays and won't be back until the 27th

    fuuuuuuck

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Wait, a Soldier with the equalizer out can't be healed by a Medic? I did not realize this.

    no, he can be healed, he just can't attack with it while he's being healed

    I don't think that's correct.

    Every time I try to heal a guy with his equalizer out, it says I can't because he's equipped the equalizer.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Imagine engineers with turrets that shoot lazerz. With two z' s or maybe things that explode when you kill them. Take that spy ouywith you.

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    JauntyJaunty Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Wait, a Soldier with the equalizer out can't be healed by a Medic? I did not realize this.

    no, he can be healed, he just can't attack with it while he's being healed

    I don't think that's correct.

    Every time I try to heal a guy with his equalizer out, it says I can't because he's equipped the equalizer.

    Yeah, you can heal them as long as they don't have the Equalizer out. If they scroll to the RL, DH, shotgun or bugle it'll work just fine

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    WeX MajorsWeX Majors 8th Floor, MegashipRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I lied btw. It's only four shots. But they're awesome! Let's call this...

    Before And After

    I managed to get The Targe unlocked yesterday so a few of us got in Zissou's to play Melee Fortress.

    So, NATURALLY, Buttcleft ends up with some 2000 heads, and I think at some point trying to find John Connor.
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    Being annoyed by this, I find it quite humorous that the Revenge Kill was on this shot
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    So then Mr. "my name consists of a bunch of random letters and numbers that no one is ever going to remember how to type correctly." decides to start chopping my head off.
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    Thankfully by that point I had switched to my rightful spot on BLU and cast Summon: Buttcleft to finish the job. Poor Red bastard didn't even realize he was dead until about 5 seconds after this shot.
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    DryghtenDryghten Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-qD30EOO-o

    This guy is so good at this game. His "How to plays" on everything are just perfect.

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    FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I want to play some melee fortress, but haven't found a server doing so yet.

    Or perhaps some braveheart, with huntsman snipers (no kukri/jarate) vs targe/eyelander demos (no pipes).

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    That was a really good round for me.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I am not playing this game until they nerf the targe. It's fucking stupid.

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