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Knob
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okay i got two pair, eights and threes
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XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
PSN: Bogestrom
On a warm summers evenin on a train bound for nowhere,
I met up with the gambler; we were both too tired to sleep.
So we took turns a starin out the window at the darkness
til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.
He said, son, Ive made a life out of readin peoples faces,
And knowin what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.
So if you dont mind my sayin, I can see youre out of aces.
For a taste of your whiskey Ill give you some advice.
So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow.
Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.
And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.
Said, if youre gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.
You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.
Now evry gambler knows that the secret to survivin
Is knowin what to throw away and knowing what to keep.
cause evry hands a winner and evry hands a loser,
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.
So when hed finished speakin, he turned back towards the window,
Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep.
And somewhere in the darkness the gambler, he broke even.
But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.
You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.
You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count you r money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done. :whistle:
Well your mom has two pair!
XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
PSN: Bogestrom
what do I win
ohhh man
grooooss
teehee
Guess I lose, boys
Anyone wanna help me outta my shirt so I can ante up?
knob what the fuck
i was drinkin some pepsi
man i shouldn't consume any food or beverage while readin the forums
weeding out the pussies
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gdd give me a hug
doesn't small blind go first?
i would throw her a bone
all, 'hey baby, what's your sign'
and she'd be all, 'HHRHHRFFFUUUUUGRGGNNNNNN'
if I remember correct Harriet Tubman or that girl that sat on the buss
Rosa Parks
one of them was pretty fine looking in their youth, too
let me ask poker champion phil hellmuth
Always bet on black.
XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
PSN: Bogestrom
Oh man
I'm looking at this picture
And all I'm thinking about is how easy it would have been to switch the oscar for a dildo in that photo op
She would never know
P.S. Look at how she's gripping it--ever so gentle
DUDE
YOU ARE GONNA LOVE ME
OH THE POSSIBILITIES
with the loss of 2 senses
i would imagine her sense of touch would lead to spectacular makeouts
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I am the Jack Nicklaus of poker, the Tiger Woods of poker, the Mozart of poker.
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parks might be okay if she put some fucking makeup on and shave her fucking mustache
oh yeah, sit on a bus, lazy
oh yeah don't ever shave your gross facial hair, lazy
This guy probably can’t even spell poker