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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    sniffle

    fucking coldssss

    tomorrow i will be going to ikea to look for a full size bed though hooray

    I'm reluctant to invest in a bed because I move around a lot. If my next apartment isn't furnished, I might invest in one.

    oh it's probably not a good investment at all

    but if i have to come home, i want a comfortable bed

    and SPACE

    You should ask the salesman how many Jewish paramours you can fit on a queen.

    Then clarify that you are that queen.

    a size queen

    Hakkekage on
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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Seriously meant to believe that Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba can't get a date?
    If Jessica Alba ever has trouble getting a date, she should feel free to call me. I will be on the next plane into the mouth of hell itself if that's where she wants to go.

    Thanatos on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    sniffle

    fucking coldssss

    tomorrow i will be going to ikea to look for a full size bed though hooray

    I'm reluctant to invest in a bed because I move around a lot. If my next apartment isn't furnished, I might invest in one.

    oh it's probably not a good investment at all

    but if i have to come home, i want a comfortable bed

    and SPACE

    You should ask the salesman how many Jewish paramours you can fit on a queen.

    Then clarify that you are that queen.

    a size queen

    So you make them whip it out before hand, make sure they are going to be big enough?

    Thomamelas on
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    lol her blackberry vibrates.

    Just not long enough and in the right places to actually give pleasure... what a shitty line.

    There's actual an app to fix part of that problem....

    Ipods have something, as well.

    RonaldoTheGypsy on
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    sniffle

    fucking coldssss

    tomorrow i will be going to ikea to look for a full size bed though hooray

    I'm reluctant to invest in a bed because I move around a lot. If my next apartment isn't furnished, I might invest in one.

    oh it's probably not a good investment at all

    but if i have to come home, i want a comfortable bed

    and SPACE

    You should ask the salesman how many Jewish paramours you can fit on a queen.

    Then clarify that you are that queen.

    a size queen

    That statement is as confusing as it is inaccurate!

    Robos A Go Go on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Seriously meant to believe that Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba can't get a date?
    If Jessica Alba ever has trouble getting a date, she should feel free to call me. I will be on the next plane into the mouth of hell itself if that's where she wants to go.

    I'm pretty sure there is a line for that.

    Thomamelas on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    So you make them whip it out before hand, make sure they are going to be big enough?
    i think my application process may be too exacting

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    why would you point out that eggs are ethical other than to let everyone know how awesome you are for getting ethical eggs.

    Casual Eddy on
    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Seriously meant to believe that Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba can't get a date?
    If Jessica Alba ever has trouble getting a date, she should feel free to call me. I will be on the next plane into the mouth of hell itself if that's where she wants to go.
    I'm pretty sure there is a line for that.
    Does anyone in the line have a tire iron? No?

    Good, then I'm at the front.

    Thanatos on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    why would you point out that eggs are ethical other than to let everyone know how awesome you are for getting ethical eggs.
    Sami is a hippie, and it's supposed to be a vegan recipe.

    Thanatos on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Seriously meant to believe that Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba can't get a date?
    If Jessica Alba ever has trouble getting a date, she should feel free to call me. I will be on the next plane into the mouth of hell itself if that's where she wants to go.
    I'm pretty sure there is a line for that.
    Does anyone in the line have a tire iron? No?

    Good, then I'm at the front.

    I'm pretty sure the line is full of guys with Katanas and guns.

    Thomamelas on
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Seriously meant to believe that Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba can't get a date?
    If Jessica Alba ever has trouble getting a date, she should feel free to call me. I will be on the next plane into the mouth of hell itself if that's where she wants to go.
    I'm pretty sure there is a line for that.
    Does anyone in the line have a tire iron? No?

    Good, then I'm at the front.

    What is it with you and tire irons? If you're not getting beaten with one, you're beating someone up with one.

    AngelHedgie on
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    how is that inaccurate robos

    i have standards

    Hakkekage on
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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I think Jessica Alba would whine a lot about how nobody takes her seriously as an actress.

    Robos A Go Go on
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I love the holidays.

    RonaldoTheGypsy on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I think Jessica Alba would whine a lot about how nobody takes her seriously as an actress.

    Simple solution for that.

    Thomamelas on
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    how is that inaccurate robos

    i have standards

    Are Jewish guys known for their prodigious wieners?

    Robos A Go Go on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Hakkes is the size queen of not being of a large size

    Nerdgasmic on
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    how is that inaccurate robos

    i have standards

    Are Jewish guys known for their prodigious wieners?

    Now you see why she's celibate.

    Thomamelas on
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I think Jessica Alba would whine a lot about how nobody takes her seriously as an actress.

    Simple solution for that.

    Rehearse with her every night at the expense of your sex life because you know that career success will ultimately be more rewarding for her, and you just want her to be happy?

    Robos A Go Go on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i have to say I absolutely love this forum for calling out people who sign their posts or write in a different color

    Casual Eddy on
    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I wish I were 6'3"

    Right now I'm tall but I'm not 'tower over most dudes' tall

    6'3" seems like the tallest you can get without starting to feel 'freaky' tall... like, any taller than 6'3" and you're known as "my tall friend, John"

    6'3" seems perfect

    Organichu on
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I think Jessica Alba would whine a lot about how nobody takes her seriously as an actress.

    Simple solution for that.

    Does it invole a penis in her mouth?

    _J_ on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Hakkes is the size queen of not being of a large size

    i think you may need to look this one up in urbandictionary kiddo

    Hakkekage on
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    i have to say I absolutely love this forum for calling out people who sign their posts or write in a different color

    I like how none of the people who sign their posts use their signatures for that purpose


    Also, where?

    Nerdgasmic on
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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    I wish I were 6'3"

    Right now I'm tall but I'm not 'tower over most dudes' tall

    6'3" seems like the tallest you can get without starting to feel 'freaky' tall... like, any taller than 6'3" and you're known as "my tall friend, John"

    6'3" seems perfect

    It's pretty meh, to be honest. Plus, it royally sucks to have to be careful with sleeve lengths. An Oxford does NOT look right when the cuffs are around your forearms.

    AngelHedgie on
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  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    My new laptop charger appears to be filling my computer with some evil variant of electricity which causes it to break down into pretty colours.

    Crimson King on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    I wish I were 6'3"

    Right now I'm tall but I'm not 'tower over most dudes' tall

    6'3" seems like the tallest you can get without starting to feel 'freaky' tall... like, any taller than 6'3" and you're known as "my tall friend, John"

    6'3" seems perfect

    6'3" is awesome. You should really try it, but I hear good things about 6'4" too.
    Rehearse with her every night at the expense of your sex life because you know that career success will ultimately be more rewarding for her, and you just want her to be happy?
    Does it invole a penis in her mouth?

    Thomamelas on
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Incisive wit is my signature.

    And awkward come ons.

    And also I'm not really sure how to use commas.

    Robos A Go Go on
  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Wow, holy shit. The TSA is now saying that you can't use any electronics on international flights coming to the US for the entire duration of the flight.

    While terrorists try to destroy airplanes, the TSA is trying to destroy the Airlines.

    Doc on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i have to say I absolutely love this forum for calling out people who sign their posts or write in a different color

    yo this is my creative expression

    i can do it how i LIKE

    --Hakks

    Hakkekage on
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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Why do you hate us, Garry Marshall?

    Seriously, what the fuck has humanity done to you to make you think we deserve this?

    ....

    I'm very angry now.

    Let's cast a bunch of good looking people in a movie about them not being able to find dates/love for Valentine's Day.

    Like.

    What.

    JustinSane07 on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i should sign my posts

    ~eddy

    Casual Eddy on
    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Hakkes is the size queen of not being of a large size

    i think you may need to look this one up in urbandictionary kiddo

    :oops:

    Well, that notwithstanding, you are not fat Ms. Hakkes

    Nerdgasmic on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Doc wrote: »
    Wow, holy shit. The TSA is now saying that you can't use any electronics on international flights coming to the US for the entire duration of the flight.

    While terrorists try to destroy airplanes, the TSA is trying to destroy the Airlines.

    what

    oh God

    fuck you, Israeli family

    we are never going to see each other again

    Organichu on
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i should sign my posts

    ~eddy

    You just signed your death warrant.

    Robos A Go Go on
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    how is that inaccurate robos

    i have standards

    Are Jewish guys known for their prodigious wieners?

    They're so big they have to cut off the tip in order to fit in most women.

    moniker on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    i should sign my posts

    ~General Bonkers, acting commander of Ft. [chat]

    Nerdgasmic on
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Doc wrote: »
    Wow, holy shit. The TSA is now saying that you can't use any electronics on international flights coming to the US for the entire duration of the flight.

    While terrorists try to destroy airplanes, the TSA is trying to destroy the Airlines.

    We can only hope that this leads to the end of the TSA and the massive waste of time they represent.

    Thomamelas on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Doc wrote: »
    Wow, holy shit. The TSA is now saying that you can't use any electronics on international flights coming to the US for the entire duration of the flight.

    While terrorists try to destroy airplanes, the TSA is trying to destroy the Airlines.
    They were also talking about banning people from having anything in their lap or from getting up and going to the bathroom for the last hour of a flight.

    This whole "appearance of good security" thing is starting to go way too far.

    Thanatos on
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