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D&D ADVENTURES 2! [NSFW or 56k]

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Quid wrote: »
    Syndalis> USE the CRESCENT-SHAPED HOLE PUNCHER

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    You USE the CRESCENT-SHAPED HOLE PUNCHER on the WALL and PEER THROUGH.

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    You SEE HAKKEKAGE.

    Winky on
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    hakkekage> feed sexy poster through crescent shaped hole

    Dunadan019 on
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hakkes> SEARCH the DRESSER for HEDONISTIC DELIGHTS

    TL DR on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hakkekage -> Scream RAPE

    Hakkekage on
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    NNID: Hakkekage
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Syndalis -> remove TIGHTY WHITEYS and feed them through CRESCENT SHAPED HOLE

    nexuscrawler on
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hakkekage > Insert hand in crescent-shaped hole, grab Syndalis, pull him through, and keep him as a boyfriend.

    Richy on
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Richy -> CASTRATE SELF

    Hakkekage on
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    NNID: Hakkekage
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Quid wrote: »
    Syndalis> Open the DOOR behind the PILE OF MONEY.

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    You ENTER a FACTORY.

    Winky on
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Syndalis> summon the workers so you can motivate their efforts

    Dunadan019 on
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Oh man I hope those MIGRANT WORKERS aren't ANGRY

    TL DR on
  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Shit guys.

    Look at the background.

    Syndalis> SEARCH for your fellow CAPITALISTS.

    Quid on
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Guys, first things first.

    Syndalis > EQUIP proper HELMET and all SAFETY GEAR required by the factory's safety regulations. Because SAFETY is not a GAME.

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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    Guys, first things first.

    Syndalis > EQUIP proper HELMET and all SAFETY GEAR required by the factory's safety regulations. Because SAFETY is not a GAME.

    Syndalis > Note that the proper SAFETY GEAR required is only a hard hat, toolbelt, and cut-off jeans.

    Then do another strip-tease for the ladies. We will find their illusive orgasm, by hook or by crook or by naked Syndalis!

    yalborap on
  • ChopperDaveChopperDave Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    yalborap wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Guys, first things first.

    Syndalis > EQUIP proper HELMET and all SAFETY GEAR required by the factory's safety regulations. Because SAFETY is not a GAME.

    Syndalis > Note that the proper SAFETY GEAR required is only a hard hat, toolbelt, and cut-off jeans.

    Then do another strip-tease for the ladies. We will find their illusive orgasm, by hook or by crook or by naked Syndalis!

    ElJeffe > preemptively BRING DOWN the BANSTICK on yalborap for making LEWD SUGGESTIONS on this DECENT, GOD-FEARING FORUM. Flash RED CARD at WINKY for even THINKING OF DRAWING IT.

    ChopperDave on
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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    yalborap wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Guys, first things first.

    Syndalis > EQUIP proper HELMET and all SAFETY GEAR required by the factory's safety regulations. Because SAFETY is not a GAME.

    Syndalis > Note that the proper SAFETY GEAR required is only a hard hat, toolbelt, and cut-off jeans.

    Then do another strip-tease for the ladies. We will find their illusive orgasm, by hook or by crook or by naked Syndalis!

    ElJeffe > preemptively BRING DOWN the BANSTICK on yalborap for making LEWD SUGGESTIONS on this DECENT, GOD-FEARING FORUM. Flash RED CARD at WINKY for even THINKING OF DRAWING IT.


    ElJeffe > Don't listen to ChopperDave, he's hysterical. Probably from wandering uterus.

    yalborap on
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    All -> HOLD a MINUTE OF SILENCE for the PASSING of DAVID TENNANT'S DOCTOR

    RMS Oceanic on
  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    Guys, first things first.

    Syndalis > EQUIP proper HELMET and all SAFETY GEAR required by the factory's safety regulations. Because SAFETY is not a GAME.

    Fuck that shit captain No Fun.

    Syndalis> RUN towards the LIGHT screaming ANCIENT FAMILY WAR CRY.

    Quid on
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    yalborap wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Guys, first things first.

    Syndalis > EQUIP proper HELMET and all SAFETY GEAR required by the factory's safety regulations. Because SAFETY is not a GAME.

    Syndalis > Note that the proper SAFETY GEAR required is only a hard hat, toolbelt, and cut-off jeans.

    Then do another strip-tease for the ladies. We will find their illusive orgasm, by hook or by crook or by naked Syndalis!

    God dammit, you guys are all about the strip-teases. I swear to god.

    Well here you go.

    Winky on
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Oh man, I laughed so much at that :D

    BobCesca on
  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    That was by far the best thing that has ever happened. Ever.

    Alecthar on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Oh man I hope those MIGRANT WORKERS aren't ANGRY

    I wonder who made them so angry....

    Oh yea!

    I still state that I am so good at this game.

    here goes

    HAKKS- OPEN the DOOR

    SYNDALIS- take a BOW and tell the WOMEN that they can GET BACK TO WORK in the KITCHEN while you SURVEY the FACTORY

    Arch on
  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    VICTOLY

    yalborap on
  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Holy crap. Best thing EVER.

    Syndalis > CHECK for ELUSIVE ORGASM then PROCEED to INSPECT the FACTORY

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    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Like some sort of raptor or the Great panda, Rad cannot properly initiate egg preparation if she senses a disturbance within her environment.
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    That is strange to watch whilst tired and bleeding.

    Passerbye on
  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    That is strange to watch whilst tired and bleeding.

    Are you wounded, or is your body simply celebrating another month without impregnation via a sacrifice to the gods?

    yalborap on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    yalborap wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    That is strange to watch whilst tired and bleeding.

    Are you wounded, or is your body simply celebrating another month without impregnation via a sacrifice to the gods?

    I'm wounded. I've been getting my chainmail stuff all carded up for sale, so I got stabbed in the thumb a couple of times.

    Passerbye> FIND a GODDAMN BANDAID already.

    Passerbye on
  • BeelzeBeelze Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    This thread is the best I've ever seen on any forums ever.
    Hakkekage > Assume there are no FEMALE ORGASMS to be found in this room, LEAVE THE ROOM to search elsewhere

    Beelze on
    "I am the night, I am Batman!"
    "I'm the god damned Lich King!!"
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Audio Game Developer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Guys, first things first.

    Syndalis > EQUIP proper HELMET and all SAFETY GEAR required by the factory's safety regulations. Because SAFETY is not a GAME.

    Syndalis > Note that the proper SAFETY GEAR required is only a hard hat, toolbelt, and cut-off jeans.

    Then do another strip-tease for the ladies. We will find their illusive orgasm, by hook or by crook or by naked Syndalis!

    God dammit, you guys are all about the strip-teases. I swear to god.

    Well here you go.

    Good lord man.

    This is like, meme-worthy or something.

    Incenjucar on
  • CyvrosCyvros London 1965Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    All -> HOLD a MINUTE OF SILENCE for the PASSING of DAVID TENNANT'S DOCTOR
    All -> Yell "GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

    Cyvros on
    Cy turned out to be much better in person.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Syndalis -> REALISE that you are NOT PRONE to SPONTANEOUS STRIP TEASING
    Syndalis -> SUSPECT that you are BEING MANIPULATED

    RMS Oceanic on
  • DiannaoChongDiannaoChong Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Holy fucking shit you exploded my heads with the eyeballs and things. What the fuck is wrong with you. I nearly choked from laughter near the end of the last one and this one is just getting started.

    DiannaoChong on
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ahaahahahahahaaahahaaha

    holy shit winky

    HOLY SHIT

    Hakkekage on
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    NNID: Hakkekage
  • KamarKamar Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Holy...holy shit, Winky.

    Kamar on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Inquisitor> Try to REMEMBER what the HELL you were doing in this MADHOUSE.

    Inquisitor on
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited January 2010
    :shock:

    :winky:

    syndalis on
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    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • zeenyzeeny Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Ok, that flash was lovely.

    zeeny on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Showed that Syndalis strip tease to Dyr first thing in the morning.

    Some things really are priceless. :D

    Passerbye on
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor> Try to REMEMBER what the HELL you were doing in this MADHOUSE.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGHsxMqpL0c

    Ryadic on
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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    :shock:

    :winky:

    We're still friends, right?

    yalborap on
  • LemmingHeadLemmingHead Registered User
    edited January 2010
    o_O

    D:

    :D

    :winky:

    LemmingHead on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] hugs!
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