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Die horribly underwater [X-Com TFTD LP]

Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
edited January 2010 in Singularity Engine++
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X-NET Secure Logon: Authorised Personnel Only

To all X-Com teams
Due to an increase of underwater alien movement the X-Com world command has seen fit to create an oceanic based contact team to deal with this threat. This will not be an easy task by any stretch of the imagination. As we are a band new arm of X-Com we currently do not have access to the technology that out land based counterparts have. The threats we will be facing down here are more dangerous, more prepared, and more willing to kill you at any given moment. Also the environment is hostile in all aspects. We will not be operating on the surface. We will be out at the bottom of the ocean. Even the slightest mistake can end your life. We will be looking for the best of the best of the best.

That said, we are now opening signups to any and all recruits who wish to serve on this mission. If you wish to include your self in this illustrious group of the first contact team, please !signup. The first 8 will make up the core contact team, and we will take replacements from the list of future volunteers. Good luck.

If you wish to see what life as an X-Com operative will be like, please refer to Dr.Fishman's on going report of the topside operations

First Contact team
Team is as follows:
Jedoc
SporkAndrew
TheLawinator
Worthless Lurker
Supraluminal
Baidol
AMP'd
Fedora

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  • JedocJedoc That citation you've neededRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    !signup

    I was born to die screaming hundreds of feet below the ocean's surface.

    Jedoc on
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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    !signup

    Use my fleshy form to guard some important equipment.

    SporkAndrew on
    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They're all made of fucking lego.
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    !Signup

    Can't wait to be horribly ripped apart or crushed by awful pressure.

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
  • SupraluminalSupraluminal Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    !signup

    I hope I'm the first to die!

    Supraluminal on
  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    !signup

    I will accept nothing less than dying to a sonic grenade thrown into the sub with the entire squad still onboard.

    Baidol on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    !signup

    ITT: gluttons for punishment

    AMP'd on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • FedoraFedora Registered User
    edited December 2009
    !Signup

    Because fuck fish

    Fedora on
  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    !signup

    make it so I never die

    natek on
  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Signup!

    Campion on
    4484-7718-8470
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    !signup

    Rankenphile on
  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Aw, Natek, we lost

    Campion on
    4484-7718-8470
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    The first contact team has been filled.

    Team is as follows:
    Jedoc
    SporkAndrew
    TheLawinator
    Worthless Lurker
    Supraluminal
    Baidol
    AMP'd
    Fedora

    Replacement list is as follows so far:
    natek
    Rankenphile
    Campion

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    second squad will be 7 nateks and a campion, right?

    natek on
  • big lbig l Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    !signup

    Nothing like being violated by lobstermen.

    big l on
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    !signup

    Man this is TFTD. If that first squad lives past the end of the month I will amazed.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    So these deep terrors are a bit scary, eh? Fuckin' fish, we'll give'm what for, eh?

    Campion on
    4484-7718-8470
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Oh god we're all gonna die. Why would we volunteer?

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    !signup !SIGNUP !SIGNUP

    Synthetic Orange on
    Death to PA.
  • FedoraFedora Registered User
    edited December 2009
    Oh god we're all gonna die. Why would we volunteer?

    So, this is for the free Jimmy Buffet tickets right?

    right?

    Guys?

    Why are we going underwater?

    Fedora on
  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks The Myth, the Legend, the Bowman, the Dino FuckerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    !signup

    Request our first underwater transport vessel be named the S.S. Dolphin Safe.

    SmokeStacks on
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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited December 2009
    !Signup

    WOOOOOO!!!!

    Staleghoti on
    tmmysta-sig.png2wT1Q.gifYAH!YAH!STEAMYoutubeMixesPSN: Clintown
    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I must carry a primed grenade in my hands at all times. When I die, I'm taking some bastard or at least a ground tile, out with me damn it.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    !Signup

    I hear this is the hardest of them all. I expect some spectacular deaths.

    SanderJK on
    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited December 2009
    !signup

    I look forward to bringing down the foolish land-dwellers from the insi-

    I mean fighting aliens and dying horribly

    Macera on
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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Kill the fish!

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    Fedora wrote: »
    Oh god we're all gonna die. Why would we volunteer?

    So, this is for the free Jimmy Buffet tickets right?

    right?

    Guys?

    Why are we going underwater?

    JIMMY BUFFET? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    Rankenphile on
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    !sign-up for some kind of heavy weapons guy stuff.

    I will rupture the hulls with my manliness.

    Caulk Bite 6 on
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    !signup for all 5 minutes that I will live

    L|ama on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    More like A Pirate Looks at Forty Shitty Albums And A Buttload Of Crappy Merchandise

    Rankenphile on
  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    !signup

    Considering how the game will chew through 99% of all personell, we could probably get all of SE++ in this LP and then some. :mrgreen:

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited December 2009
    I suggest being able to re-signup

    Staleghoti on
    tmmysta-sig.png2wT1Q.gifYAH!YAH!STEAMYoutubeMixesPSN: Clintown
    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Not on Any Podcast or Affliated Don't Even Own a MikeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    !signup

    I'll bring you to the depths of T’Leth itself.

    Virgil_Leads_You on
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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    So.

    I just did the first mission and it..uh...didn't go well.

    But, you all live because FRAPS didn't work.

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks The Myth, the Legend, the Bowman, the Dino FuckerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    I suggest being able to re-signup

    If we can't re-signup, then Zombies should only be able to use as many dudes in game as he can get forumers to sign up.

    Truly, the most iron of ironman games.

    SmokeStacks on
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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited December 2009
    I demand the OP be updated with my name!

    Staleghoti on
    tmmysta-sig.png2wT1Q.gifYAH!YAH!STEAMYoutubeMixesPSN: Clintown
    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Not on Any Podcast or Affliated Don't Even Own a MikeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    This is going to be epic. I must have missed the ufo defense thread. Oh well, looking forward to being tentaculated.

    Virgil_Leads_You on
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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Ok so FRAPS is not working at all.

    Anyone know anything similar?

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    So.

    I just did the first mission and it..uh...didn't go well.

    But, you all live because FRAPS didn't work.

    Ahahahahaha

    Welcome to X-Com, maggots.

    Baidol on
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