"Still it was tremendous fun sitting there working and earning money. It was almost like being a man." said Nora to her easy at mind husband, Torvald. Still, she couldn't shake the feeling that something was slowly moving up her leg. Something slimy, leaving behind an oozing mucous, as it twirled around her thigh. As it approached the top of her thigh, it came to a slow, and for a moment seemed to be finished. Nora, enthralled by this new experience, did not even move to see what it was that was advancing her so. The tentacle thing remained motionless until suddenly, tightened its grip on her thigh for a split second and immediately after, shot into her hair covered glory hole. Nora screamed in both pain and ecstasy and fell on the floor from the chair she was sitting on. Her invader did not cease its assault, as it continued retracting and pushing itself back up into Nora, remorseless of her own physical limitations. Nora became raptured with her secret predator, ripping off her shirt and letting herself be sprawled over the kitchen floor.
That moment, Torvald came home from work and opened the door to his house, only to find his sweet song-bird being brutally penetrated by some creature of the deep, whose only description would fit that of an octopus tentacle.
At least, that's how I always wanted the play to turn out.
I'm nineteen, I should of done this a long time ago
I'm 18 and don't have my license
I have my permit, and I'm pretty sure I'd pass if I took the test, but I can't afford a car or insurance or gas
And I don't really need a car right now anyway.
eh I'm just sick of getting the bus, but it won't be long until I've spent all my money on goddamn petrol and it works out that it'll be cheaper to buy a bus pass >:(
I'm nineteen, I should of done this a long time ago
I'm 18 and don't have my license
I have my permit, and I'm pretty sure I'd pass if I took the test, but I can't afford a car or insurance or gas
And I don't really need a car right now anyway.
eh I'm just sick of getting the bus, but it won't be long until I've spent all my money on goddamn petrol and it works out that it'll be cheaper to buy a bus pass >:(
Yeah. If I wasn't going to school downtown, I'd get a car. But since I'm down there a lot of the time, every place I'd go is in like walking distance.
And I could have someone buy me a car, pay for insurance, pay for gas, and it'd still be more expensive for me to drive to school than take the bus/subway
i like the bus
i get a nice 20 minute nap every morning and afternoon
buses only run to my house once every hour, so naturally they run late as shit too, and as a result I have to get to uni two hours early if I need to actually be there on time
i like the bus
i get a nice 20 minute nap every morning and afternoon
buses only run to my house once every hour, so naturally they run late as shit too, and as a result I have to get to uni two hours early if I need to actually be there on time
i like the bus
i get a nice 20 minute nap every morning and afternoon
I hate to tell you this but the bums on the bus have been having their way with your unconscious body.
na, the bums are pretty cool
i just leave a little bottle of lube beside me
is all good
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oh j grant, how I can sympathize
my buddy once dated one of the dumbest broads alive
the kind of girl you don't even like being around, because every single sentence out of her mouth is one that makes you want to strangle her for the good of the species, you know?
like, when we went to watch Nightmare Before Christmas at the local theater when they replayed it a couple years back, she leaned over and asked me, like three times throughout the film, if the little ghost dog that follows Jack around the whole time was "his dog. Is that his dog?[/i]"
Well, one time her car broke down (battery died because she left the lights on again) in a parking lot outside of her work. She called up my buddy, and we were right in the middle of important work - I think we were trying to jump a car over a building in Grand Theft Auto, and the game was rented, dammit we ain't got all day.
Well, she explains the situation, and by buddy, in a stroke of genius, goes, "Did you check the blinker fluid?"
"The what? Oh, yeah, it's fine."
"Okay, that's good. How about the muffler bearings?"
"THe what? I don't know what that is? I called my Grandpa, and he's coming to help me."
"Okay, well, you should probably check the muffler bearings to make sure they haven't burned up. Get down on your knees and look up the tailpipe, and let me know what you see."
At this point, I'm rolling on the ground trying to laugh quietly.
"I... okay, hold on. Oh man, it's really raining out here, my pants are getting all wet... I... it's dark in there I can't see anything."
"L... look harder. Get right up next to it."
"Okay, hold on. Oh man, I'm in a puddle. Okay, my eye is right up against the tailpipe, I don't see anything in there."
"Well, that sounds like your problem, your muffler bearings burned up."
"Oh, is that bad?"
"Yeah, kinda. Just be sure to tell your grandpa what you found, it will save him having to get down there and look up the tailpipe."
Me: Hey christina, you an sean rub balls last night?
Friend: *laughs*
Her: What?
Me: Oh, its just an inside joke between me an mark
Her: Oh, well I still don't get it!
There was this girl my friend was dating, when we were watching Big Fish and they got to the part where he parachutes into the korean version of the USO. Me and another friend say somethin about stupid communists, and the girl says "those arent communists"
"...yes they are"
"no, they cant be communists, they're Chinese."
"........................BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
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That moment, Torvald came home from work and opened the door to his house, only to find his sweet song-bird being brutally penetrated by some creature of the deep, whose only description would fit that of an octopus tentacle.
At least, that's how I always wanted the play to turn out.
this is like the first time i've played games on my psp in a year
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Secret Satan
I'll drive there with potatoe
in my car and everything ohhhhh
I'm 18 and don't have my license
I have my permit, and I'm pretty sure I'd pass if I took the test, but I can't afford a car or insurance or gas
And I don't really need a car right now anyway.
eh I'm just sick of getting the bus, but it won't be long until I've spent all my money on goddamn petrol and it works out that it'll be cheaper to buy a bus pass >:(
i get a nice 20 minute nap every morning and afternoon
Yeah. If I wasn't going to school downtown, I'd get a car. But since I'm down there a lot of the time, every place I'd go is in like walking distance.
And I could have someone buy me a car, pay for insurance, pay for gas, and it'd still be more expensive for me to drive to school than take the bus/subway
it's rather cheap, and it's a good place to just relax for a bit
buses only run to my house once every hour, so naturally they run late as shit too, and as a result I have to get to uni two hours early if I need to actually be there on time
build a new one
I give bent my okay on this.
the bus goes to your house?
well, it's stuck in two wheel drive most of the time but that still doesn't amount to much
edit: there's a bus stop about 20 meters away from my house
i just leave a little bottle of lube beside me
is all good
my buddy once dated one of the dumbest broads alive
the kind of girl you don't even like being around, because every single sentence out of her mouth is one that makes you want to strangle her for the good of the species, you know?
like, when we went to watch Nightmare Before Christmas at the local theater when they replayed it a couple years back, she leaned over and asked me, like three times throughout the film, if the little ghost dog that follows Jack around the whole time was "his dog. Is that his dog?[/i]"
Well, one time her car broke down (battery died because she left the lights on again) in a parking lot outside of her work. She called up my buddy, and we were right in the middle of important work - I think we were trying to jump a car over a building in Grand Theft Auto, and the game was rented, dammit we ain't got all day.
Well, she explains the situation, and by buddy, in a stroke of genius, goes, "Did you check the blinker fluid?"
"The what? Oh, yeah, it's fine."
"Okay, that's good. How about the muffler bearings?"
"THe what? I don't know what that is? I called my Grandpa, and he's coming to help me."
"Okay, well, you should probably check the muffler bearings to make sure they haven't burned up. Get down on your knees and look up the tailpipe, and let me know what you see."
At this point, I'm rolling on the ground trying to laugh quietly.
"I... okay, hold on. Oh man, it's really raining out here, my pants are getting all wet... I... it's dark in there I can't see anything."
"L... look harder. Get right up next to it."
"Okay, hold on. Oh man, I'm in a puddle. Okay, my eye is right up against the tailpipe, I don't see anything in there."
"Well, that sounds like your problem, your muffler bearings burned up."
"Oh, is that bad?"
"Yeah, kinda. Just be sure to tell your grandpa what you found, it will save him having to get down there and look up the tailpipe."
"Okay, thanks a lot."
The lay might not even be that bad, but you're just so ashamed to be seen with them in public, that it just isn't worth it.
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The ATM had a sign on the display that said "Out of Order".
That and her hair color made me doubt my stance on stereotypes.
Secret Satan
Man, what?
That's, just, unbelievable. >.<
Friend: *laughs*
Her: What?
Me: Oh, its just an inside joke between me an mark
Her: Oh, well I still don't get it!
....
"...yes they are"
"no, they cant be communists, they're Chinese."
"........................BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman