There was this girl my friend was dating, when we were watching Big Fish and they got to the part where he parachutes into the korean version of the USO. Me and another friend say somethin about stupid communists, and the girl says "those arent communists"
"...yes they are"
"no, they cant be communists, they're Chinese."
"........................BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
I dated a dumb girl once. She ruined most movies, so I was in turn cruel most of the time
Such as repeatedly attempting to lift things such as trucks or washing machines while she sat on them, and then claiming that the reason I fail is because of her added weight
the truck would have been no sweat if she would just diet
God dammit, I thought I got video of this on my new Coolpix, but the damn thing doesn't record sound and I didn't get her in the frame when it happened.
FUCK.
Okay, so I'm walking out of the bar. Darth and BJ are in front of us, my wife and my friend Joe are dying silently laughing at the drunk chick. BJ is babbling some insane shit about NCAA tournaments and why she should be allowed to fuck Darth in the parking lot.
I pull out my camera and start the video. The three of us are trying not to make a sound, as she's like a fountain of hilarious idiocy.
As Darth is walking towards her car, he accidentally guides her into the bumper of a parked Ford F150. She crangs into it and rebounds like something out of the Three Stooges.
Your Coolpix doesn't record sound? Is it the Nikon brand?
Are you sure you didn't accidentally shut off the option in the menu at one point?
'Cause mine records sound, so I guess yours could just have a bug or something.
God, that girls sounds like a complete tard.
No, I looked it up - the L4 doesn't record sound. Then again, I picked it up used for $100 off amazon, it's 4 Mp and 3x optical zoom, and it came with rechargable batteries and a 512 MB card I wasn't expecting. Considering it was purchased with an Amazon Gift Card, I'd say it's a win.
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edited January 2007
I knew a guy dumb enough to shave a ferret in an attempt to get rid of its flees. It seemed to go into shock, and he had to take it to the vet. The vet yelled at him.
There was this girl my friend was dating, when we were watching Big Fish and they got to the part where he parachutes into the korean version of the USO. Me and another friend say somethin about stupid communists, and the girl says "those arent communists"
"...yes they are"
"no, they cant be communists, they're Chinese."
"........................BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Was there any followup on this? Did you ask why she thought Chinese people couldn't be communists (ignoring that they were Korean, not Chinese)?
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edited January 2007
uh
lard
maybe she realized they were korean and said that communists were chinese, not korean
this would mean that you are the dumb one for mistaking chinese with Koreans
I take from this thread that people are willing to put up with a lot of shit from the opposite gender for I guess sexual favors I dont know what kind of relationship you were all in
I take from this thread that people are willing to put up with a lot of shit from the opposite gender for I guess sexual favors I dont know what kind of relationship you were all in
Nah I learned my lesson about that long ago. These others will have to learn the hard way.
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I dated a dumb girl once. She ruined most movies, so I was in turn cruel most of the time
Such as repeatedly attempting to lift things such as trucks or washing machines while she sat on them, and then claiming that the reason I fail is because of her added weight
the truck would have been no sweat if she would just diet
FUCK.
Okay, so I'm walking out of the bar. Darth and BJ are in front of us, my wife and my friend Joe are dying silently laughing at the drunk chick. BJ is babbling some insane shit about NCAA tournaments and why she should be allowed to fuck Darth in the parking lot.
I pull out my camera and start the video. The three of us are trying not to make a sound, as she's like a fountain of hilarious idiocy.
As Darth is walking towards her car, he accidentally guides her into the bumper of a parked Ford F150. She crangs into it and rebounds like something out of the Three Stooges.
BJ: HELLO MISTER FORD! Ow! [waves at it, limps away]
US: *snerksnerksnerksnerk*
Are you sure you didn't accidentally shut off the option in the menu at one point?
'Cause mine records sound, so I guess yours could just have a bug or something.
God, that girls sounds like a complete tard.
No, I looked it up - the L4 doesn't record sound.
Nice, purchased with a gift card and everything eh? You can't beat that! ^_^
Indeed!
I will mostly be using it to snap pics of my sack.
Well, you definitely don't need sound for that so I think you're set!
EDIT: Oh god, I couldn't leave that in there.
o_O
He called me at 2 pm to tell me he got home safely.
But I haven't seen him aboot.
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lard
maybe she realized they were korean and said that communists were chinese, not korean
this would mean that you are the dumb one for mistaking chinese with Koreans
answer carefully now
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re: beef whistle
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
On the black screen
Nah I learned my lesson about that long ago. These others will have to learn the hard way.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
i havent seen this movie but im pretty sure they would be south koreans
just pretending to be north koreans
also:Banhammer.
Give it a go.
His own titties.
It wasn't nudity anyway. Just some fat dude with his shirt off.