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China continues to be a Champion of Human Rights

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    tube didn't you make some vague references to working for the mob once

    what was the deal with that

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    tube didn't you make some vague references to working for the mob once

    what was the deal with that

    Also, other things we would like to know the deal with:

    Airline food
    Advances in toothbrush technology
    Rap music
    Soup Nazis

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    what is a soup nazi

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    what is a soup nazi

    What type of rock do you live under, igneous, sedimentary, or metamorphic?

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Conglomerate.

    Oh it's a seinfeld thing; I don't watch bad TV. Often.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    what is a soup nazi
    :O

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  • SipexSipex Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    what is a soup nazi
    :O

    I'm pretty sure this would qualify under "Famous Last Words"

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    Conglomerate.

    Oh it's a seinfeld thing; I don't watch bad TV. Often.

    This doesn't explain why you haven't seen the soup nazi episode of seinfeld.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Read closer.









    Fuck, you can't smack peoples' heads into the internet. This thing needs a disclaimer somewhere.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    There needs to be a 3 stooges browser so you can clonk peoples' heads into their monitors and then turn to the next guy and go "whadda you laffin at, porcupine?" and bong a frying pan on his head or put his face on a hot iron.

    This thread is now about how fucking awesome the three stooges are.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I've never really seen Seinfield. They showed it so late and unadvertised here that they might as well not have bothered.

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  • SipexSipex Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I hate seinfeld and I still know the soup nazi.

    Maybe you're surrounded by people who don't watch TV or don't like Seinfeld?

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited December 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    tube didn't you make some vague references to working for the mob once

    what was the deal with that

    I did some minor work for a coalition of legitimate businessmen who were blessed with many friends. I didn't work for the mafia. There is no such thing as the mafia.

    No but seriously I didn't work for the mafia.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    that's not what jimmy looselips says

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I remember that the asshole friend that posted that thing on facebook told me a long time ago that his grandpa had ties to the Italian mafia and that it was imperative that I never told anybody ever.

    So maybe his grandpa has introduced him to this wonderful organization that will actually pay you for threatening people!

    Or maybe he's a dipshit and also a liar. Yeah I'm gonna go with that one.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    I remember that the asshole friend that posted that thing on facebook told me a long time ago that his grandpa had ties to the Italian mafia and that it was imperative that I never told anybody ever.

    So maybe his grandpa has introduced him to this wonderful organization that will actually pay you for threatening people!

    Or maybe he's a dipshit and also a liar. Yeah I'm gonna go with that one.

    the funny thing is he sounds like the kind of dipshit that's probably already told everyone he knows that he has ties to the mafia BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited December 2009
    He's probably a dipshit and a liar. Either way, the mafia are scum and anyone who would have even the remotest intention of working for them or any similar organisation are idiots.

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  • CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    But.. organized crime is so badass... bro

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I hate italians

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    tube has no honor

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I accidentally walked into and ate pizza at a mob owned pizza place a month or so ago.

    It was creepy as fuck.

    Those were some bad people.

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    2013 can't come soon enough



    heh

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    august wrote: »
    I accidentally walked into and ate pizza at a mob owned pizza place a month or so ago.

    It was creepy as fuck.

    Those were some bad people.

    But how was the pizza?

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Horrible.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    tube didn't you make some vague references to working for the mob once

    what was the deal with that
    pretty sure this was po ny

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    august wrote: »
    Horrible.

    You shure about dat?

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    tube didn't you make some vague references to working for the mob once

    what was the deal with that
    pretty sure this was po ny

    There's mafia in Canada?

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    tube didn't you make some vague references to working for the mob once

    what was the deal with that
    pretty sure this was po ny

    There's mafia in Canada?

    Yes.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I have heard that my city has an active Turkish mafia.

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  • CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Sounds like the premise for a sitcom

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Can the title of this thread be "China continues to be a Campion of Human Rights"?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    august wrote: »
    I accidentally walked into and ate pizza at a mob owned pizza place a month or so ago.

    It was creepy as fuck.

    Those were some bad people.
    ahaha where?

    there is a greek diner in bay ridge that i occasionally visit for a feta cheese burger, there's like six old dudes always in the back reading newspapers, straight out of The Wire

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    august wrote: »
    I accidentally walked into and ate pizza at a mob owned pizza place a month or so ago.

    It was creepy as fuck.

    Those were some bad people.
    ahaha where?

    there is a greek diner in bay ridge that i occasionally visit for a feta cheese burger, there's like six old dudes always in the back reading newspapers, straight out of The Wire

    Manhasset, Long Island. Very upper middle class, but there's a Gotti owned house in the neighborhood.

    It's a long and not that interesting a story, but there were like four well-too groomed middle aged dudes working behind the counter who totally stonefaced me and gave me the eye the whole time, and the suave guy who owned the place was sitting down having this weird one-sided conversation with a woman in medical scrubs about how he thought he'd be a athlete or a movie star when he grew up.

    Then I walked back to my cousin's house and was all like "I don't know if I'm being a dopey midwesterner or racist, but I just went into this pizza place..." and she immediately knew exactly where I was talking about.

    As I was leaving one of the dudes got pissed at me because I didn't throw my empty soda bottle in the recycling bin. I said "Next time." as in, "next time I'll know there's a recycling bin there."

    Yeah... I'm not going back there again.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    That is awesome.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    "Queen" should really be more country than that

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    http://silentsketcher.deviantart.com/art/Fast-Food-Mafia-final-131302790
    Sonic's Drive-in
    Alright, now Troy "the Trojan" here is your legitimate pimp in the group. I didn't want to make it particularly obvious, since he's not your cheap street hustler. He's a man among the top of the flesh peddling hierarchy. And yes, the nickname has a few meanings behind it. Also, =Arada was pushing for a presence for Sonic's because of the girl carhops. She asked for some "roller hoes", so she got it. :XD: Sonic's apparently had an advertisement character called Katie the carhop, but I'm buggered on where to find any actual pictures or footage of her.

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