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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Me: Knock knock

    Cleverbot: Who's there?

    Me: Doctor

    Cleverbot: Doctor who?

    Me: LOL!

    Cleverbot: I need a doctor.

    okay, I laughed way too much at this

    someone should make a webcomic of cleverbot conversations

    Yeah it could be like a funny jerkcity.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    You could call it Niceguycity

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I would bet money that's already a gay porn site.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    JoeUser wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
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    ITT: Signs I have seen

    AMP'd on
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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Is Cleverbot an actual bot, or is that the site where everyone's talking to another person using the site and they randomly change who you're talking to every few lines?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Is Cleverbot an actual bot, or is that the site where everyone's talking to another person using the site and they randomly change who you're talking to every few lines?

    The latter.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    This seems to confirm that.

    this isnt a bot at all is it? This is just a random chat log with strangers isn't it?

    From your perspective, probably. Can you be creative?

    this isnt a bot at all is it? This is just a random chat log with strangers isn't it?

    Then what's your real name?

    this isnt a bot at all is it? This is just a random chat log with strangers isn't it?

    The third time, to be precise. Do you remember my name?



    I'm really dissapointed now :(

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    this is not a real robot, this is a chat room under the guise of talking to robots

    Must kill Cleverbot!
    yep

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Actually I think it's just a collection of responses from other users so it feels a bit like random other people.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    User: Do you have game?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Are you a Pickup Artist?

    Cleverbot: Yes, from somalia.

    User: So you are a pickup artist pirate?

    Cleverbot: Yes, are you?

    User: No. Is it fun?

    Cleverbot: Not really.

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  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    User: If you are a human being, please type '1'. The time in America is currently 3:32pm EST, December 30th, 2009. This is a test of whether or not Cleverbot is a hoax.

    Cleverbot: Is it really?

    User: If you are a human being, please type '1'. The time in America is currently 3:32pm EST, December 30th, 2009. This is a test of whether or not Cleverbot is a hoax.

    Cleverbot: And 2009 minus 6 is?

    Cleverbot (To myself): 2003.

    User: If you are a human being, please type '1'. The time in America is currently 3:32pm EST, December 30th, 2009. This is a test of whether or not Cleverbot is a hoax.

    Cleverbot: What month is it?

    User: If you are a human being, please type '1'. The time in America is currently 3:32pm EST, December 30th, 2009. This is a test of whether or not Cleverbot is a hoax.

    Cleverbot: Month?

    User: If you are a human being, please type '1'. The time in America is currently 3:32pm EST, December 30th, 2009. This is a test of whether or not Cleverbot is a hoax.

    Cleverbot: I must have time warped to the wrong year.

    User: If you are a human being, please type '1'. The time in America is currently 3:32pm EST, December 30th, 2009. This is a test of whether or not Cleverbot is a hoax.

    Cleverbot: No, it's 2173.

    User: If you are a human being, please type '1'. The time in America is currently 3:32pm EST, December 30th, 2009. This is a test of whether or not Cleverbot is a hoax.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: If you are a human being, please type '1'. The time in America is currently 3:32pm EST, December 30th, 2009. This is a test of whether or not Cleverbot is a hoax.

    Cleverbot: Do you like The Doors?

    There were also several identical responses, including "Do you like The Doors", so I guess it's legit.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Me: knock knock
    Cleverbot: Cleverbot knocks?
    Me: the door opens
    Cleverbot: My door is closed.
    Me: Rejection is harsh
    Cleverbot: When it is the rejection of my inhumanity, yes.

    The Otaku Suppository on
    I guess sometimes count out Touchdown Tom.
  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    User: Breasts.

    Cleverbot: What about them?

    User: I like them.

    Cleverbot: What is your favorite song by them?

    User: Getting Jiggly with it.

    Cleverbot: How much do you cost?

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  • CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Klyka wrote: »
    In China, they eat dogs.

    They eat.

    Dogs.

    Eat them.

    With their mouth.

    Put them in there and chew on them.

    Dogs.

    The Chinese, they eat them.

    Ok and?

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    CptKemzik wrote: »
    Klyka wrote: »
    In China, they eat dogs.

    They eat.

    Dogs.

    Eat them.

    With their mouth.

    Put them in there and chew on them.

    Dogs.

    The Chinese, they eat them.

    Ok and?

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  • Dorktron9000Dorktron9000 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    stop misspelling baby you dorks

    NEVER.

    what are we doing here

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  • SipexSipex Registered User
    edited December 2009
    I'm a bit creeped out:

    Cleverbot: You are so clever, I'll give you a sweet.

    User: I need an adult!

    Cleverbot: I am an adult.

    User: I am severely creeped out now.

    Cleverbot: Me too. Maybe we should meet eachother.

    Sipex on
    Horseshoe wrote:
    I've got good news and bad news about 6th level, That Guy. The good news is that Forbiddance spell allows you to prevent enemies different alignment from entering a consecrated area, which is actually useful! The bad news is that the only other new sixth level spell makes lunch for everybody. Guess which one the party is going to expect you to cast.
  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Sipex wrote: »
    I'm a bit creeped out:

    Cleverbot: You are so clever, I'll give you a sweet.

    User: I need an adult!

    Cleverbot: I am an adult.

    User: I am severely creeped out now.

    Cleverbot: Me too. Maybe we should meet eachother.

    offer to meet at a nearby Wendys.

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    Out of curiosity, has a doctor come forward and said that he was diagnosed as mentally ill? None of the news articles I've read mention anything beyond what the family and friends believed to be the case
    The legal charity Reprieve has said a report from a consultant forensic psychologist diagnosed Mr Shaikh with bipolar disorder and delusional psychosis.
    "Various other evidence documenting his mental health, obtained in the UK and Poland, was simply not taken into account.

    So far that is all there has been.

    On an unrelated note.
    The Shaikh family also said it was "particularly distasteful" that judges at an appeal hearing laughed openly at Akmal's rambling speech as he pleaded for his life.

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    Sipex wrote: »
    I'm a bit creeped out:

    Cleverbot: You are so clever, I'll give you a sweet.

    User: I need an adult!

    Cleverbot: I am an adult.

    User: I am severely creeped out now.

    Cleverbot: Me too. Maybe we should meet eachother.

    offer to meet at a nearby Wendys.

    Man I want a frosty.

    august on
    Pac Man's character is difficult to explain even to the Japanese -- he is an innocent character. He hasn't been educated to discern between good and evil. He acts more like a small child than a grown-up person. Think of him as a child learning in the course of his daily activities. If someone tells him guns are evil, he would be the type to rush out and eat guns. But he would most probably eat any gun, even the pistols of policemen who need them.
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Out of curiosity, has a doctor come forward and said that he was diagnosed as mentally ill? None of the news articles I've read mention anything beyond what the family and friends believed to be the case
    The legal charity Reprieve has said a report from a consultant forensic psychologist diagnosed Mr Shaikh with bipolar disorder and delusional psychosis.
    "Various other evidence documenting his mental health, obtained in the UK and Poland, was simply not taken into account.

    So far that is all there has been.

    On an unrelated note.
    The Shaikh family also said it was "particularly distasteful" that judges at an appeal hearing laughed openly at Akmal's rambling speech as he pleaded for his life.

    To be fair, this was the judge.

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    The Otaku Suppository on
    I guess sometimes count out Touchdown Tom.
  • edited December 2009
    On top of all the rest of it, the death penalty for drug smuggling is retarded.

    It's not like China give a shit. The UK is like a fly in comparison.

    bongi on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Out of curiosity, has a doctor come forward and said that he was diagnosed as mentally ill? None of the news articles I've read mention anything beyond what the family and friends believed to be the case
    The legal charity Reprieve has said a report from a consultant forensic psychologist diagnosed Mr Shaikh with bipolar disorder and delusional psychosis.
    "Various other evidence documenting his mental health, obtained in the UK and Poland, was simply not taken into account.

    So far that is all there has been.

    On an unrelated note.
    The Shaikh family also said it was "particularly distasteful" that judges at an appeal hearing laughed openly at Akmal's rambling speech as he pleaded for his life.

    wait, a forensic psychologist? that suggests he was brought in specifically for the case which also implies he hadn't been diagnosed before this all happened because if he had, they would presumably have trotted out the psychiatrist that diagnosed and was treating him
    so that smells really fishy to me and strengthens (for me) the suspicion that the claim is a load of shit

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Whether or not the claim is a load of shit, China are being a bunch of horsefuckers

    AMP'd on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    What was that his daughter said about "polish drug dealers tricking him into agreeing to carry their drugs".

    Come on.

    Faricazy on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    well first you're willfully ignoring the part that says the family had other documentation, and second just because a psychologist isn't brought in until someone is on trial doesn't mean the diagnosis is unsound

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    more evidence that stephen harper is literally the worst

    http://www.cbc.ca/politics/story/2009/12/30/parliament-prorogation-harper.html

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Whether or not the claim is a load of shit, China are being a bunch of horsefuckers

    still, if he wasn't mentally ill (which I'm really starting to doubt) then he was just colossally stupid to be smuggling drugs into China when it's well known what the punishment is, and I would have little sympathy for someone that stunningly stupid

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    well first you're willfully ignoring the part that says the family had other documentation, and second just because a psychologist isn't brought in until someone is on trial doesn't mean the diagnosis is unsound

    a claim that they had other documentation does not mean they had other documentation, let alone even clarify what that documentation is

    I mean, if it actually exists it could just be a note from a family member to another about how the dude seems kinda crazy

    so I'm not going to just assume that it's compelling documentation or even exists

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Whether or not the claim is a load of shit, China are being a bunch of horsefuckers

    still, if he wasn't mentally ill (which I'm really starting to doubt) then he was just colossally stupid to be smuggling drugs into China when it's well known what the punishment is, and I would have little sympathy for someone that stunningly stupid

    Little enough sympathy to laugh at the dude during his appeal to not be slain? Because that is just amazing, like a calculated move to flaunt your dickishness.

    Hobnail on
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Whether or not the claim is a load of shit, China are being a bunch of horsefuckers

    still, if he wasn't mentally ill (which I'm really starting to doubt) then he was just colossally stupid to be smuggling drugs into China when it's well known what the punishment is, and I would have little sympathy for someone that stunningly stupid

    so off with his head for smuggling 3kg of heroin then

    good good

    Nuzak on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    well first you're willfully ignoring the part that says the family had other documentation, and second just because a psychologist isn't brought in until someone is on trial doesn't mean the diagnosis is unsound

    a claim that they had other documentation does not mean they had other documentation, let alone even clarify what that documentation is

    I mean, if it actually exists it could just be a note from a family member to another about how the dude seems kinda crazy

    so I'm not going to just assume that it's compelling documentation or even exists

    ok so he didn't have preexisting documentation

    why do you think the opinion of a psychologist consulted after an arrest is less valid

    satansfingers on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Whether or not the claim is a load of shit, China are being a bunch of horsefuckers

    still, if he wasn't mentally ill (which I'm really starting to doubt) then he was just colossally stupid to be smuggling drugs into China when it's well known what the punishment is, and I would have little sympathy for someone that stunningly stupid

    so off with his head for smuggling 3kg of heroin then

    good good

    in a country that's quite open and honest about that being the penalty, yes from a practical standpoint you are getting what you deserve for being so stunningly stupid

    it's not like he was executed for smuggling refugees out of the country
    I do agree that the punishment seems harsh to me, but it's no secret that this is the punishment for the crime
    so it's pretty fucking easy to avoid it by...NOT SMUGGLING DRUGS INTO CHINA

    Druhim on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    well first you're willfully ignoring the part that says the family had other documentation, and second just because a psychologist isn't brought in until someone is on trial doesn't mean the diagnosis is unsound

    a claim that they had other documentation does not mean they had other documentation, let alone even clarify what that documentation is

    I mean, if it actually exists it could just be a note from a family member to another about how the dude seems kinda crazy

    so I'm not going to just assume that it's compelling documentation or even exists

    ok so he didn't have preexisting documentation

    why do you think the opinion of a psychologist consulted after an arrest is less valid

    I'm saying it's fishy to me that they don't have the testimony and documentation from a psychologist that diagnosed and was treating him before the trip
    someone that has a history with him as opposed to someone brought in just for the case

    it looks (to me, based on what I've seen so far) like they were just trying to cook up a defense by pretending he was mentally ill

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i'm not smuggling drugs into china right now




    but the urge is strong

    Faricazy on
  • edited December 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    well first you're willfully ignoring the part that says the family had other documentation, and second just because a psychologist isn't brought in until someone is on trial doesn't mean the diagnosis is unsound

    a claim that they had other documentation does not mean they had other documentation, let alone even clarify what that documentation is

    I mean, if it actually exists it could just be a note from a family member to another about how the dude seems kinda crazy

    so I'm not going to just assume that it's compelling documentation or even exists

    ok so he didn't have preexisting documentation

    why do you think the opinion of a psychologist consulted after an arrest is less valid

    I'm saying it's fishy to me that they don't have the testimony and documentation from a psychologist that diagnosed and was treating him before the trip
    someone that has a history with him as opposed to someone brought in just for the case

    it looks (to me, based on what I've seen so far) like they were just trying to cook up a defense by pretending he was mentally ill

    well at least we know now for future reference that china doesn't care about mental illness

    so we'll have to think of a better defence next time

    bongi on
  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Whether or not the claim is a load of shit, China are being a bunch of horsefuckers

    still, if he wasn't mentally ill (which I'm really starting to doubt) then he was just colossally stupid to be smuggling drugs into China when it's well known what the punishment is, and I would have little sympathy for someone that stunningly stupid

    so off with his head for smuggling 3kg of heroin then

    good good

    in a country that's quite open and honest about that being the penalty, yes from a practical standpoint you are getting what you deserve for being so stunningly stupid

    it's not like he was executed for smuggling refugees out of the country
    I do agree that the punishment seems harsh to me, but it's no secret that this is the punishment for the crime
    so it's pretty fucking easy to avoid it by...NOT SMUGGLING DRUGS INTO CHINA

    Wait, from what I can tell from the article he had no idea he was smuggling drugs.

    Granted you don't very well take strange luggage at an airport but it's already been established he wasn't the sharpest tool

    You're acting like he was just given a bag of heroin and told "take this to China"

    Fugitive on
  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i'm not smuggling drugs into china right now




    but the urge is strong

    It seems like a wise financial move. I mean, the state will deposit a few ounces of lead into the back of your skull for it, the money to be made must be substantial

    Hobnail on
  • edited December 2009
    Fugitive wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Whether or not the claim is a load of shit, China are being a bunch of horsefuckers

    still, if he wasn't mentally ill (which I'm really starting to doubt) then he was just colossally stupid to be smuggling drugs into China when it's well known what the punishment is, and I would have little sympathy for someone that stunningly stupid

    so off with his head for smuggling 3kg of heroin then

    good good

    in a country that's quite open and honest about that being the penalty, yes from a practical standpoint you are getting what you deserve for being so stunningly stupid

    it's not like he was executed for smuggling refugees out of the country
    I do agree that the punishment seems harsh to me, but it's no secret that this is the punishment for the crime
    so it's pretty fucking easy to avoid it by...NOT SMUGGLING DRUGS INTO CHINA

    Wait, from what I can tell from the article he had no idea he was smuggling drugs.

    Granted you don't very well take strange luggage at an airport but it's already been established he wasn't the sharpest tool

    You're acting like he was just given a bag of heroin and told "take this to China"

    Ignorance is not an excuse

    bongi on
  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Yes I suppose that would be why they were trying to prove he was mentally handicapped and not just dumb, huh?

    Fugitive on
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