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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    From us ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggety beasties and we that go bump in the night, good Lord, deliver them

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    wow, who are the rolling stones

    they must be one of those new rock and roll bands i've been hearing so much about

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    He punched Batman in the face.

    Oddly enough, my favorite euphimism for sex.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    The Stones are woefully overrated

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    Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Games Dealer Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I am reminded of the time I was walking out of a mall into the parking lot and there was a father and child walking maybe 10 paces behind me in the same direction. A car drives behind them playing something relatively benign on the local FM station, and he says something to the kid about the devil's music.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    How are The Stones overrated?

    Do you think The Beatles are overrated, nexus?

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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvgHMEM_WJ0&feature=related

    Best movie reference ever. :lol:

    (Sorry for bad quality. Goddamn UK stone age YouTube).

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    The Stones are woefully overrated

    Is this opposite day?

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    WMain00 wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvgHMEM_WJ0&feature=related

    Best movie reference ever. :lol:

    (Sorry for bad quality. Goddamn UK stone age YouTube).

    Wow, he managed to make her feel bad for what was a major screw up of his? o_O

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    The Stones are woefully overrated

    Is this opposite day?

    I'm just a bitter old man

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Morning folks. So tell us Joker, is Harley as freaky in bed as we all think she is? :winky:

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    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Anyone else seen King of Kong? Watched it last night and really enjoyed it a lot.

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    ACIIS is making me mad.

    But I can't be arsed to go read all the journals I would need to in order tio refute his point as I'm not an Egyptologist nor Asyriologist.

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Anyone else seen King of Kong? Watched it last night and really enjoyed it a lot.

    Convinced me to never have children. I don't need some kid wailing to me about pee pee while I'm conducting serious videogame business.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    ACIIS is making me mad.

    But I can't be arsed to go read all the journals I would need to in order tio refute his point as I'm not an Egyptologist nor Asyriologist.

    Luckily, you don't have to be.

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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    ACIIS is making me mad.

    But I can't be arsed to go read all the journals I would need to in order tio refute his point as I'm not an Egyptologist nor Asyriologist.

    Why bother? He's clearly mentally ill. He is, impressively, even less likely to listen to a contrary opinion than the other D&D ideologues.

    You cannot win a debate with him.

    In fact, that's my test of whether a person is worth debating with. Can you imagine winning? If not, what's the point?

    Of course, the corollary is important too.

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    I figure I could take a bear.
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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Anyone else seen King of Kong? Watched it last night and really enjoyed it a lot.

    Convinced me to never have children. I don't need some kid wailing to me about pee pee while I'm conducting serious videogame business.

    He wasn't wailing about pee pee. He needed his butt wiped. Big difference. When fecal matter becomes involved, shit gets serious.

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I don't really care about winning debates. I just want the other person to acknowledge whatever data or insights I bring to the table and adjust his argument accordingly, even if it's just to better refute my points. My roommate can't even do that, and it's somewhat maddening.

    Also, this is adorable.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBJQDpWD32E&feature=player_embedded

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    The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Good morning [Chat]. I absolve that today I will spend much less time with all you assholes, and instead do my goddamn job.

    Good start, right?

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Good morning [Chat]. I absolve that today I will spend much less time with all you assholes, and instead do my goddamn job.

    Good start, right?

    Sounds like a winning start to the day. :P

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    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Good morning [Chat]. I absolve that today I will spend much less time with all you assholes, and instead do my goddamn job.

    Good start, right?

    Good start to what, exactly?

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Morning folks. So tell us Joker, is Harley as freaky in bed as we all think she is? :winky:

    Oh you have no-fucking-idea my friend.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Anyone else seen King of Kong? Watched it last night and really enjoyed it a lot.

    I loved it. Watching these pee-wee Benedict Arnolds - some of whom were really genuinely hateable - try and steamroll this one decent guy over a Donkey Kong score turned what could have been a cute little Ira Glass-ish "oh, aren't these people weird" thing into a fucking epic, and the final payoff was so satisfying.

    Also:
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    I'm getting really annoyed by the times in mass effect where shepard gives the exact same responses in a conversation for all of the very different options.

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Morning folks. So tell us Joker, is Harley as freaky in bed as we all think she is? :winky:

    Oh you have no-fucking-idea my friend.

    Yeah well, till you get Ivy with her I won't be impressed. :P

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    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I believe my ex is now dating this guy who works for the same company as she does.

    Do I either A.) Live and let live, forget about it, and go about living my life
    or B.) attempt to humiliate her in the worst way possible.

    Keep in mind that this is both the crazy bitch and also the girl who feigned interest in getting back together with me so she could bilk me out of two dinners and a movie.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I'm getting really annoyed by the times in mass effect where shepard gives the exact same responses in a conversation for all of the very different options.

    This is annoying, yes.

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Jokerman wrote: »
    I believe my ex is now dating this guy who works for the same company as she does.

    Do I either A.) Live and let live, forget about it, and go about living my life
    or B.) attempt to humiliate her in the worst way possible.

    Keep in mind that this is both the crazy bitch and also the girl who feigned interest in getting back together with me so she could bilk me out of two dinners and a movie.

    My interest in you is also proportional to my level of hunger.

    Chum.

    Anyway, I wouldn't humiliate a person unless it was really easy and anonymous. What would you have to do?

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Jokerman wrote: »
    I believe my ex is now dating this guy who works for the same company as she does.

    Do I either A.) Live and let live, forget about it, and go about living my life
    or B.) attempt to humiliate her in the worst way possible.

    Keep in mind that this is both the crazy bitch and also the girl who feigned interest in getting back together with me so she could bilk me out of two dinners and a movie.

    My interest in you is also proportional to my level of hunger.

    Chum.

    Anyway, I wouldn't humiliate a person unless it was really easy and anonymous. What would you have to do?

    You and me Robos, we're like this.

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    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I'm getting really annoyed by the times in mass effect where shepard gives the exact same responses in a conversation for all of the very different options.

    Supposedly they've cut that crap out for the sequel.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    I'm at Virmire, and I'm all like, "Wrex, I totally understand. We'll find a way to resolve this peacefully and without condemming the lizardmen to death".

    But the only actual option is a middle road between understanding and aggressive.


    But I guess it is kinda unfeasible to voice three lines for every segment of every conversation.


    EDIT: Oh, really? Thanks, Jacob.

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Jokerman wrote: »
    I believe my ex is now dating this guy who works for the same company as she does.

    Do I either A.) Live and let live, forget about it, and go about living my life
    or B.) attempt to humiliate her in the worst way possible.

    Keep in mind that this is both the crazy bitch and also the girl who feigned interest in getting back together with me so she could bilk me out of two dinners and a movie.

    My interest in you is also proportional to my level of hunger.

    Chum.

    Anyway, I wouldn't humiliate a person unless it was really easy and anonymous. What would you have to do?


    Oh there are several things I could do, with varying levels of crazy and spitefulness. I dont think i'm going to actualy go through with any of it though.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I'm at Virmire, and I'm all like, "Wrex, I totally understand. We'll find a way to resolve this peacefully and without condemming the lizardmen to death".

    But the only actual option is a middle road between understanding and aggressive.


    But I guess it is kinda unfeasible to voice three lines for every segment of every conversation.


    EDIT: Oh, really? Thanks, Jacob.

    What was really annoying about Virmire
    (and we should spoiler stuff like this btw)
    Was that I couldn't say "hey we kill these guys then take their research instead of blowing everything up without even bothering to download some files to a flash drive or kidnap their lead scientist or something" Why do we have to destroy everything? I liked Wrex and the krogan and wouldn't mind resurrecting them.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    OH HELLO GONMUM

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    nom om om...chocolate rice pudding...

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    OH HELLO GONMUM

    WHY HELLO NEXUS! HOW ARE YOU TODAY?!

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    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Gonmun wrote: »
    OH HELLO GONMUM

    WHY HELLO NEXUS! HOW ARE YOU TODAY?!

    I am well

    I'm on vacation but it's fucking cold as balls outside

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    nom om om...chocolate rice pudding...

    I brought in some Morritz Dark chocolate icy squares today. They are taunting me even now and my boss has just had one. This does not bode well...

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    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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