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My New Year's was the bomb!

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Admiral Weaver has a nice ring to it, for sure

    Happy New Year, SE++, even though mine started 18 hours ago! And even though I am spending these first days of it in and out of the hospital. Whoop-de-dooooo.

    I'll just drink some bubbly some time next weekend and set off the fireworks I've been collecting from my students' birthday cakes! I knew there was a reason I'd collected a whole drawer full of those.

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    So lets sum up my new year's eve

    NYE is my mothers birthday. And every year her and my dad to do something, while my brothers and myself go do our own thing. However this year, dad is in Goa seeing family. So my brothers and i agree to stay in and keep mum company. I get home from work last night to find out that both my brothers aren't coming and that i was on my own. My mother then offered to drop me wherever i wanted to go because (and i quote) "i want an early night and i don't want you getting drunk in front of the television by yourself". So Mother nicely dropped me to a friends house party.

    At said friend's house party, one of my own friends gets massively drunk and pulls (thats making out to you crazy Americans) the host's 17 year old little sister (despite him being 22) and follows this up by trying to start a fight with another guy there. He then tries to start a fight with one of his (so our) friends when they decide to intervene.

    Following this he almost gets in a fight with the host's younger brother. At this point i separate them and take him to one side. Give him a proper piece of my mind. Told him to calm down.


    So he punches me in the face.


    And you know what the worst part of this whole sorry fucking story is?


    I didn't get to hit him back. My friends were watching and as soon as he hit me, they swooped in and pinned him to the ground. So it ended as quickly as it started.



    TLDR version: On NYE, I should have stayed at home and had a few beers.

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  • thedude_frombaywatchthedude_frombaywatch Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Do you guys think a thread on how different is our life now than in 2000 and what changes we have a good idea?

    I mean back then I knew that one day I wanted to own a Mitsubishi Big screen tv. Now, that bus of a television is now 50 dollars on craigslist and we have Flat HD screens.

    Whats gonna change?

    I say HD screens but with glassless 3D compatibility

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Do you guys think a thread on how different is our life now than in 2000 and what changes we have a good idea?

    I mean back then I knew that one day I wanted to own a Mitsubishi Big screen tv. Now, that bus of a television is now 50 dollars on craigslist and we have Flat HD screens.

    Whats gonna change?

    I say HD screens but with glassless 3D compatibility

    Robot harem.

    That's the future.

    Karl on
    YOU'RE ALL BABIES.
    SO MUCH POTENTIAL TO WASTE.
    Koshian wrote: »
    JOKE'S ON YOU
    MY POTENTIAL IS ALREADY WASTED
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Do you guys think a thread on how different is our life now than in 2000 and what changes we have a good idea?

    I mean back then I knew that one day I wanted to own a Mitsubishi Big screen tv. Now, that bus of a television is now 50 dollars on craigslist and we have Flat HD screens.

    Whats gonna change?

    I say HD screens but with glassless 3D compatibility

    And now we have things like this 5 feet of god damn tv for less than a grand (after I'm sure selling your soul and next 3 children)

    BYToady on
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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I drove from California to Vegas and all my friends here were pulled on Vacation out of Vegas so after 8 hours of driving I simply collapsed at home and then ate a bunch of cinnamon rolls

    basically the American Dream

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Admiral Weaver has a nice ring to it, for sure

    Happy New Year, SE++, even though mine started 18 hours ago! And even though I am spending these first days of it in and out of the hospital. Whoop-de-dooooo.

    I'll just drink some bubbly some time next weekend and set off the fireworks I've been collecting from my students' birthday cakes! I knew there was a reason I'd collected a whole drawer full of those.

    LS How bummed are you that there was never a major battleship confrontation that wasn't completely one sided?

    L|ama on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    tonight i saw the Flaming Lips

    after midnight, they started playing through Dark Side of the Moon

    Projeck on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    tonight I had a quiet new year's with family and now it is four and a half hours later and i am up and heading to the airport

    see you dudes in japan

    Faricazy on
  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    two shots of whiskey... should i keep going?

    the cheat on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    if you want to cup my junk, you have like an hour to get to JFK and become a mean TSA person

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    fuck ryan

    dude is six gays

    Projeck on
  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    what happens when someone manages to smuggle c4 onto a plane inside their ass? cavity searches for all?

    the cheat on
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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    the cheat wrote: »
    what happens when someone manages to smuggle c4 onto a plane inside their ass? cavity searches for all?

    Amputee's prosthetic limb made into bomb! Crippled people no longer allowed to fly! News at 11!

    BYToady on
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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    they could probably still pick up the vapors from either of those unless you seal it in really really well and wash it off really really well.

    L|ama on
  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    the cheat wrote: »
    two shots of whiskey... should i keep going?

    Buy better whiskey and start drinking out of a glass at a normal pace like a person.

    In other news, my toilet has clogged.

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  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    BYToady wrote: »
    the cheat wrote: »
    what happens when someone manages to smuggle c4 onto a plane inside their ass? cavity searches for all?

    Amputee's prosthetic limb made into bomb! Crippled people no longer allowed to fly! News at 11!

    now i'm just picturing a guy with a giant red stick of dynamite for a leg

    Fletcher on
  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    the cheat wrote: »
    two shots of whiskey... should i keep going?

    Buy better whiskey and start drinking out of a glass at a normal pace like a person.

    In other news, my toilet has clogged.

    when you said 'person' did you mean 'alcoholic?'

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    oh good lord

    Koshian on
  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    duuuude i love tegan and sara.

    the cheat on
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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    h5

    they are awesome as hell

    Koshian on
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    guys barfing isn't very fun

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    damnit kosh we all told you to slow down you fucking lightweight

    Raneados on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    are you kidding barfing rules

    Projeck on
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    when drinking

    there are shitty barfs, you feel like shit and then you barf and then still feel like shit

    and awesome barfs

    when you barf and immediately feel like drinking more

    Raneados on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    I spent the new year's being physically unable to consume alcohol and hanging out with my two best friends and their girlfriends who were able to consume alcohol.

    It was...interesting.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I never have awesome barfs. When I barf that is the end. That takes the last of my energy, and it is time for a glass of water and sleep.

    Then I pass out. I have never continued to drink after I barf.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    AOHd fwoqh warawp

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    damnit kosh we all told you to slow down you fucking lightweight

    blugh, the odds were against me from the start

    asian + girl + eighteen

    Koshian on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Wait so you drank an eighteen year old asian girl?

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I spent my New Years with friends.
    These friends were drinking, and I do not drink. This was not a problem aside from a dude I did not know calling me a "pussy" when I politely turned down the beer he tried to force into my hands.

    At first he tried to start some shit, but five minutes later we were talking about music and I was suggesting bands to him.

    Drunk people are occasionally very easy to manipulate.

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    she was delicious

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    the dleo8icou s

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    My night was not so well. Had a great dinner with my family and was gonna have a couple of my buddies over for some beers and conversation but they decided to hit up a bar downtown to see other friends. When I got there they were both really drunk, having powerdrank some bourbon before heading down. Everything was good for a while until, ten seconds to midnight, my friend sees the mother of his kid (they broke up a couple years ago). They embraced for a bit, and then she completely blew him off. Given the volume of alcohol he had consumed, this kinda wrecked him emotionally. They (my two friends) just up and disappear. I am alone in a bar full of cheering idiots. I head outside, start walking home, when I find them on the street, one of them just plain wasted and the other just bitter and emotionally strained.

    Eventually everyone got home, and now I'm sitting by myself drinking a beer, posting on the internet.

    Happy new years. 2009 went out with a whimper.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • PixelMonkeyPixelMonkey Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    the cheat wrote: »
    i have not been invited anywhere and do not intend to leave the house. another failed holiday for me.

    Relax you weren't the only one.

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    christ, I am a shameful drunk

    Koshian on
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    you verbally attacked me while drunk, koshian

    you are a mean drunk

    Faynor on
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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    you probably deserved it

    I am a very friendly drunk

    Koshian on
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    oh koshian

    oh fagnor

    gaynor

    fagaynor

    f
    pssshspbh

    liar

    Faynor on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    yo don't say anything but I think i'm the only one here

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