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My New Year's was the bomb!

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Also, last night I met a real live black person! His name was Ty. We smoked cigars together. He is the only black person I've ever met in Wyoming.
    that was a joke, that last bit.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Operator-C wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    The first few pages of this thread was so sad

    Yeah. It makes me feel guilty for being asocial, enjoying and preferring solitude, but still getting invited to parties and occasionally enjoying them too.

    Shit yeah, h5

    Also, I take it from your av/sig that saboteur is good? I really wanted to try it.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hey D-Funk are you still hungover? You were nigh incomprehensible last night.

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    Operator-COperator-C Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Operator-C wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    The first few pages of this thread was so sad

    Yeah. It makes me feel guilty for being asocial, enjoying and preferring solitude, but still getting invited to parties and occasionally enjoying them too.

    Shit yeah, h5

    Also, I take it from your av/sig that saboteur is good? I really wanted to try it.

    Eh, it's alright. The character and setting is entertaining, and the I like the pic (hence my use for sig and av), but the game is mediocre.

    And, I didn't mean my first comment as bragging in anyway, or to rub it in. Honest. It really does make me feel bad to hear about others having a terrible time because they're lonely. Wish I could do something to help.

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hey D-Funk are you still hungover? You were nigh incomprehensible last night.

    Nah I'm good now thanks for asking

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Good to hear, man, your posts were hilarious but I couldn't help but feel bad for your tomorrow. :P

    While I feel absolutely fine re: hangover, because I didn't drink all that much and didn't end up with a hangover at all and had a fine night's sleep and all that, I do fear I smoked too many cigarettes.

    I smoked half a pack of American Spirit non-filters. My voice feels a bit Rourked up.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I should have gotten that red-headed girl's number. :| Is some girl showing me her belly button ring like, two times a sign that she wants to make kissing?

    I have no idea.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I should have gotten that red-headed girl's number. :| Is some girl showing me her belly button ring like, two times a sign that she wants to make kissing?

    I have no idea.

    she wants you to lick it

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Some woman ten years too old for me came up to me in the bar, intending to put an empty champagne glass on my head but then she was like "your hair.... is really pretty I don't want... mess it uh..." then she put the glass on her head, it fell off, and she stumbled away.

    It was the most harrowing moment of the night.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nogs wrote: »
    I should have gotten that red-headed girl's number. :| Is some girl showing me her belly button ring like, two times a sign that she wants to make kissing?

    I have no idea.

    she wants you to lick it

    i wonder what a belly button tastes like.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    lady complimented you on your hair

    take what you can get

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    SpacehogSpacehog Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I should have gotten that red-headed girl's number. :| Is some girl showing me her belly button ring like, two times a sign that she wants to make kissing?

    I have no idea.

    Yes, unless she was asking you if you thought it looked infected

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nogs wrote: »
    I should have gotten that red-headed girl's number. :| Is some girl showing me her belly button ring like, two times a sign that she wants to make kissing?

    I have no idea.

    she wants you to lick it

    i wonder what a belly button tastes like.

    earwax and lint

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Spacehog wrote: »
    I should have gotten that red-headed girl's number. :| Is some girl showing me her belly button ring like, two times a sign that she wants to make kissing?

    I have no idea.

    Yes, unless she was asking you if you thought it looked infected

    Maaaaan my fat-guy self-doubt crept in mad hard and i thought "she's really cute, she probably has a boyfriend and i'd look like an idiot asking for her phone number or what the fuck ever the kids do these days, geeze, i'm gonna go open another blue moon."

    and then me and like three bros of mine danced around drunkenly to Poker Face, and all opposite-sex troubles were forgotten.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hey Metz if everyone is drunk at a party nobody will give a fifth of a shit if you ask a cute girl for her number.

    Remember that in the future.

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Some woman ten years too old for me came up to me in the bar, intending to put an empty champagne glass on my head but then she was like "your hair.... is really pretty I don't want... mess it uh..." then she put the glass on her head, it fell off, and she stumbled away.

    It was the most harrowing moment of the night.

    hahaha jesus

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I got mad confidence problems when it comes to romance, bronan.

    edit: the most harrowing moment of my night came when we were out back smoking a bowl and my friend jeremy got some ash in his throat and was about to throw up and made a fucking BEE-LINE right for me but he turned aside and puked in a window well instead.

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Why did she want to put a glass on your head?

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    SpacehogSpacehog Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Spacehog wrote: »
    I should have gotten that red-headed girl's number. :| Is some girl showing me her belly button ring like, two times a sign that she wants to make kissing?

    I have no idea.

    Yes, unless she was asking you if you thought it looked infected

    Maaaaan my fat-guy self-doubt crept in mad hard and i thought "she's really cute, she probably has a boyfriend and i'd look like an idiot asking for her phone number or what the fuck ever the kids do these days, geeze, i'm gonna go open another blue moon."

    and then me and like three bros of mine danced around drunkenly to Poker Face, and all opposite-sex troubles were forgotten.

    Goddamn blue moon is great.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I got mad confidence problems when it comes to romance, bronan.

    aint nothin romantic about jumpin the bones of a pierced belly button chick

    thats just jumpin some bones

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Spacehog wrote: »
    Spacehog wrote: »
    I should have gotten that red-headed girl's number. :| Is some girl showing me her belly button ring like, two times a sign that she wants to make kissing?

    I have no idea.

    Yes, unless she was asking you if you thought it looked infected

    Maaaaan my fat-guy self-doubt crept in mad hard and i thought "she's really cute, she probably has a boyfriend and i'd look like an idiot asking for her phone number or what the fuck ever the kids do these days, geeze, i'm gonna go open another blue moon."

    and then me and like three bros of mine danced around drunkenly to Poker Face, and all opposite-sex troubles were forgotten.

    Goddamn blue moon is great.

    Right? It's so smooth and tasty.

    And it made the Heineken keg cans i was double-fisting later taste way better somehow.

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    SpacehogSpacehog Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I got mad confidence problems when it comes to romance, bronan.

    edit: the most harrowing moment of my night came when we were out back smoking a bowl and my friend jeremy got some ash in his throat and was about to throw up and made a fucking BEE-LINE right for me but he turned aside and puked in a window well instead.

    The worse she could have done is laugh in your face.
    Or gave you a fake number. And then laugh about it later.

    Nothing ventured, nothing gained, amirite?

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    Why did she want to put a glass on your head?

    I dunno.

    I was just standing in line, waiting for the bartender to get back with more Crown for the previous order so I could get mesself a beer.

    Maybe it was part of her pickup act.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Spacehog wrote: »
    I got mad confidence problems when it comes to romance, bronan.

    edit: the most harrowing moment of my night came when we were out back smoking a bowl and my friend jeremy got some ash in his throat and was about to throw up and made a fucking BEE-LINE right for me but he turned aside and puked in a window well instead.

    The worse she could have done is laugh in your face.
    Or gave you a fake number. And then laugh about it later.

    Nothing ventured, nothing gained, amirite?

    I know, I know. Next time I will be like "Hey, you're mad cute, we should go get some dinner some time."

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Spacehog wrote: »
    I got mad confidence problems when it comes to romance, bronan.

    edit: the most harrowing moment of my night came when we were out back smoking a bowl and my friend jeremy got some ash in his throat and was about to throw up and made a fucking BEE-LINE right for me but he turned aside and puked in a window well instead.

    The worse she could have done is laugh in your face.
    Or gave you a fake number. And then laugh about it later.

    Nothing ventured, nothing gained, amirite?

    I know, I know. Next time I will be like "Hey, you're mad cute, we should go get some dinner some time."

    "but right now we should bone jump in the other room"

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nogs wrote: »
    Spacehog wrote: »
    I got mad confidence problems when it comes to romance, bronan.

    edit: the most harrowing moment of my night came when we were out back smoking a bowl and my friend jeremy got some ash in his throat and was about to throw up and made a fucking BEE-LINE right for me but he turned aside and puked in a window well instead.

    The worse she could have done is laugh in your face.
    Or gave you a fake number. And then laugh about it later.

    Nothing ventured, nothing gained, amirite?

    I know, I know. Next time I will be like "Hey, you're mad cute, we should go get some dinner some time."

    "but right now we should bone jump in the other room"

    "climb on top and ride the wave, baby."

    cuz i'm a fat guy, and we jiggle.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    "Excuse me, Ma'am, but that is a lovely piercing. By the way, might I inquire after your sexuality? Oh, heterosexual? How wonderful, so am I, let us find a quiet room and carnally sate each other."

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    just remember

    if you are in a situation and you think to yourself

    "man i am big and fat, she doesn't really like me"

    remember that everyones got a fetish of some kind

    and this chicks might be to bang a fat dude

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    "Hey bitch show me your tits and let me stick my dick in your ass"

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    "Hey bitch show me your tits and let me stick my dick in your ass"

    see this

    this is a man that knows what he wants

    chicks dig confidence

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Well, that tears it.

    I was hoping 2010 would be the year we could get through without referencing buttsex.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    "Hello, lady. We should totally make out and make with the moisture-style touching."

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    So I'm pretty sure I should have made out with this girl last night and possibly invited her over.

    but the combination of being really high and drunk didn't help me realize it until this morning.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Well, that tears it.

    I was hoping 2010 would be the year we could get through without referencing buttsex.

    hey guys,

    we just tore Volu's butt

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    "Hello, lady. We should totally make out and make with the moisture-style touching."

    ghurhgufhgudfhugi


    "moisture-style touching."

    hguirehguirehghreuhgui

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    don't be so anal about it

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I had a girl over last night and she invited a friend and I invited a friend who has been out of his mind drunk and depressed because his girlfriend of three years moved to florida and they broke up

    EVERYONE had a good time. I'm super happy with how it turned out.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I had a girl over last night and she invited a friend and I invited a friend who has been out of his mind drunk and depressed because his girlfriend of three years moved to florida and they broke up

    EVERYONE had a good time. I'm super happy with how it turned out.

    this makes it sound like you had foursome

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nogs wrote: »
    I had a girl over last night and she invited a friend and I invited a friend who has been out of his mind drunk and depressed because his girlfriend of three years moved to florida and they broke up

    EVERYONE had a good time. I'm super happy with how it turned out.

    this makes it sound like you had foursome

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nogs wrote: »
    I had a girl over last night and she invited a friend and I invited a friend who has been out of his mind drunk and depressed because his girlfriend of three years moved to florida and they broke up

    EVERYONE had a good time. I'm super happy with how it turned out.

    this makes it sound like you had foursome

    Because they're all four years old

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