Yeah. It makes me feel guilty for being asocial, enjoying and preferring solitude, but still getting invited to parties and occasionally enjoying them too.
Shit yeah, h5
Also, I take it from your av/sig that saboteur is good? I really wanted to try it.
Yeah. It makes me feel guilty for being asocial, enjoying and preferring solitude, but still getting invited to parties and occasionally enjoying them too.
Shit yeah, h5
Also, I take it from your av/sig that saboteur is good? I really wanted to try it.
Eh, it's alright. The character and setting is entertaining, and the I like the pic (hence my use for sig and av), but the game is mediocre.
And, I didn't mean my first comment as bragging in anyway, or to rub it in. Honest. It really does make me feel bad to hear about others having a terrible time because they're lonely. Wish I could do something to help.
Good to hear, man, your posts were hilarious but I couldn't help but feel bad for your tomorrow. :P
While I feel absolutely fine re: hangover, because I didn't drink all that much and didn't end up with a hangover at all and had a fine night's sleep and all that, I do fear I smoked too many cigarettes.
I smoked half a pack of American Spirit non-filters. My voice feels a bit Rourked up.
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I should have gotten that red-headed girl's number. Is some girl showing me her belly button ring like, two times a sign that she wants to make kissing?
I have no idea.
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I should have gotten that red-headed girl's number. Is some girl showing me her belly button ring like, two times a sign that she wants to make kissing?
Some woman ten years too old for me came up to me in the bar, intending to put an empty champagne glass on my head but then she was like "your hair.... is really pretty I don't want... mess it uh..." then she put the glass on her head, it fell off, and she stumbled away.
It was the most harrowing moment of the night.
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I should have gotten that red-headed girl's number. Is some girl showing me her belly button ring like, two times a sign that she wants to make kissing?
I have no idea.
she wants you to lick it
i wonder what a belly button tastes like.
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I should have gotten that red-headed girl's number. Is some girl showing me her belly button ring like, two times a sign that she wants to make kissing?
I have no idea.
Yes, unless she was asking you if you thought it looked infected
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I should have gotten that red-headed girl's number. Is some girl showing me her belly button ring like, two times a sign that she wants to make kissing?
I should have gotten that red-headed girl's number. Is some girl showing me her belly button ring like, two times a sign that she wants to make kissing?
I have no idea.
Yes, unless she was asking you if you thought it looked infected
Maaaaan my fat-guy self-doubt crept in mad hard and i thought "she's really cute, she probably has a boyfriend and i'd look like an idiot asking for her phone number or what the fuck ever the kids do these days, geeze, i'm gonna go open another blue moon."
and then me and like three bros of mine danced around drunkenly to Poker Face, and all opposite-sex troubles were forgotten.
Some woman ten years too old for me came up to me in the bar, intending to put an empty champagne glass on my head but then she was like "your hair.... is really pretty I don't want... mess it uh..." then she put the glass on her head, it fell off, and she stumbled away.
It was the most harrowing moment of the night.
hahaha jesus
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I got mad confidence problems when it comes to romance, bronan.
edit: the most harrowing moment of my night came when we were out back smoking a bowl and my friend jeremy got some ash in his throat and was about to throw up and made a fucking BEE-LINE right for me but he turned aside and puked in a window well instead.
I should have gotten that red-headed girl's number. Is some girl showing me her belly button ring like, two times a sign that she wants to make kissing?
I have no idea.
Yes, unless she was asking you if you thought it looked infected
Maaaaan my fat-guy self-doubt crept in mad hard and i thought "she's really cute, she probably has a boyfriend and i'd look like an idiot asking for her phone number or what the fuck ever the kids do these days, geeze, i'm gonna go open another blue moon."
and then me and like three bros of mine danced around drunkenly to Poker Face, and all opposite-sex troubles were forgotten.
Goddamn blue moon is great.
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I should have gotten that red-headed girl's number. Is some girl showing me her belly button ring like, two times a sign that she wants to make kissing?
I have no idea.
Yes, unless she was asking you if you thought it looked infected
Maaaaan my fat-guy self-doubt crept in mad hard and i thought "she's really cute, she probably has a boyfriend and i'd look like an idiot asking for her phone number or what the fuck ever the kids do these days, geeze, i'm gonna go open another blue moon."
and then me and like three bros of mine danced around drunkenly to Poker Face, and all opposite-sex troubles were forgotten.
Goddamn blue moon is great.
Right? It's so smooth and tasty.
And it made the Heineken keg cans i was double-fisting later taste way better somehow.
I got mad confidence problems when it comes to romance, bronan.
edit: the most harrowing moment of my night came when we were out back smoking a bowl and my friend jeremy got some ash in his throat and was about to throw up and made a fucking BEE-LINE right for me but he turned aside and puked in a window well instead.
The worse she could have done is laugh in your face.
Or gave you a fake number. And then laugh about it later.
I got mad confidence problems when it comes to romance, bronan.
edit: the most harrowing moment of my night came when we were out back smoking a bowl and my friend jeremy got some ash in his throat and was about to throw up and made a fucking BEE-LINE right for me but he turned aside and puked in a window well instead.
The worse she could have done is laugh in your face.
Or gave you a fake number. And then laugh about it later.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained, amirite?
I know, I know. Next time I will be like "Hey, you're mad cute, we should go get some dinner some time."
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I got mad confidence problems when it comes to romance, bronan.
edit: the most harrowing moment of my night came when we were out back smoking a bowl and my friend jeremy got some ash in his throat and was about to throw up and made a fucking BEE-LINE right for me but he turned aside and puked in a window well instead.
The worse she could have done is laugh in your face.
Or gave you a fake number. And then laugh about it later.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained, amirite?
I know, I know. Next time I will be like "Hey, you're mad cute, we should go get some dinner some time."
"but right now we should bone jump in the other room"
I got mad confidence problems when it comes to romance, bronan.
edit: the most harrowing moment of my night came when we were out back smoking a bowl and my friend jeremy got some ash in his throat and was about to throw up and made a fucking BEE-LINE right for me but he turned aside and puked in a window well instead.
The worse she could have done is laugh in your face.
Or gave you a fake number. And then laugh about it later.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained, amirite?
I know, I know. Next time I will be like "Hey, you're mad cute, we should go get some dinner some time."
"but right now we should bone jump in the other room"
"Excuse me, Ma'am, but that is a lovely piercing. By the way, might I inquire after your sexuality? Oh, heterosexual? How wonderful, so am I, let us find a quiet room and carnally sate each other."
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just remember
if you are in a situation and you think to yourself
"man i am big and fat, she doesn't really like me"
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I had a girl over last night and she invited a friend and I invited a friend who has been out of his mind drunk and depressed because his girlfriend of three years moved to florida and they broke up
EVERYONE had a good time. I'm super happy with how it turned out.
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I had a girl over last night and she invited a friend and I invited a friend who has been out of his mind drunk and depressed because his girlfriend of three years moved to florida and they broke up
EVERYONE had a good time. I'm super happy with how it turned out.
I had a girl over last night and she invited a friend and I invited a friend who has been out of his mind drunk and depressed because his girlfriend of three years moved to florida and they broke up
EVERYONE had a good time. I'm super happy with how it turned out.
I had a girl over last night and she invited a friend and I invited a friend who has been out of his mind drunk and depressed because his girlfriend of three years moved to florida and they broke up
EVERYONE had a good time. I'm super happy with how it turned out.
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Shit yeah, h5
Also, I take it from your av/sig that saboteur is good? I really wanted to try it.
Eh, it's alright. The character and setting is entertaining, and the I like the pic (hence my use for sig and av), but the game is mediocre.
And, I didn't mean my first comment as bragging in anyway, or to rub it in. Honest. It really does make me feel bad to hear about others having a terrible time because they're lonely. Wish I could do something to help.
Nah I'm good now thanks for asking
While I feel absolutely fine re: hangover, because I didn't drink all that much and didn't end up with a hangover at all and had a fine night's sleep and all that, I do fear I smoked too many cigarettes.
I smoked half a pack of American Spirit non-filters. My voice feels a bit Rourked up.
I have no idea.
she wants you to lick it
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It was the most harrowing moment of the night.
i wonder what a belly button tastes like.
take what you can get
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Yes, unless she was asking you if you thought it looked infected
earwax and lint
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Maaaaan my fat-guy self-doubt crept in mad hard and i thought "she's really cute, she probably has a boyfriend and i'd look like an idiot asking for her phone number or what the fuck ever the kids do these days, geeze, i'm gonna go open another blue moon."
and then me and like three bros of mine danced around drunkenly to Poker Face, and all opposite-sex troubles were forgotten.
Remember that in the future.
hahaha jesus
edit: the most harrowing moment of my night came when we were out back smoking a bowl and my friend jeremy got some ash in his throat and was about to throw up and made a fucking BEE-LINE right for me but he turned aside and puked in a window well instead.
Goddamn blue moon is great.
aint nothin romantic about jumpin the bones of a pierced belly button chick
thats just jumpin some bones
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Right? It's so smooth and tasty.
And it made the Heineken keg cans i was double-fisting later taste way better somehow.
The worse she could have done is laugh in your face.
Or gave you a fake number. And then laugh about it later.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained, amirite?
I dunno.
I was just standing in line, waiting for the bartender to get back with more Crown for the previous order so I could get mesself a beer.
Maybe it was part of her pickup act.
I know, I know. Next time I will be like "Hey, you're mad cute, we should go get some dinner some time."
"but right now we should bone jump in the other room"
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"climb on top and ride the wave, baby."
cuz i'm a fat guy, and we jiggle.
if you are in a situation and you think to yourself
"man i am big and fat, she doesn't really like me"
remember that everyones got a fetish of some kind
and this chicks might be to bang a fat dude
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see this
this is a man that knows what he wants
chicks dig confidence
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I was hoping 2010 would be the year we could get through without referencing buttsex.
but the combination of being really high and drunk didn't help me realize it until this morning.
hey guys,
we just tore Volu's butt
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ghurhgufhgudfhugi
"moisture-style touching."
hguirehguirehghreuhgui
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EVERYONE had a good time. I'm super happy with how it turned out.
this makes it sound like you had foursome
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Because they're all four years old