Felt it was kind of...odd. I can't say what was odd about it, but I suppose it's similar to the FFX and FFXII commercials, both of which I remember pretty well.
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I like the concept of the shiva bike because it's like having a personal machine for the soul purpose of giving you a hummer and a rimjob.
The Shiva bike is all the is wrong with the world. As soon as the Shiva bike is purged from the collective unconscious of humanity, we will reach a new Golden Age, a new Enlightenment, where petty corporeal concerns are cast by the wayside as we embrace the pure oneness of true being. The black hole of good taste that is the lesbian Shiva motorcycle is our last obstacle on the path the perfect harmony. We are on the precipice of eternity, but we cannot get there on the back of the fucking Shiva bike.
The Shiva bike is all the is wrong with the world. As soon as the Shiva bike is purged from the collective unconscious of humanity, we will reach a new Golden Age, a new Enlightenment, where petty corporeal concerns are cast by the wayside as we embrace the pure oneness of true being. The black hole of good taste that is the lesbian Shiva motorcycle is our last obstacle on the path the perfect harmony. We are on the precipice of eternity, but we cannot get there on the back of the fucking Shiva bike.
I'm...mostly kidding.
Would an Ifrit Bike be more suited to your tastes?
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As long as it's not two Ifrits doing questionable things to each other...well, still no. But it'd be less retarded, probably.
I fail to see your point and are you male? Just be happy we see these things now as if this were the 90s it would have been censored into something even worse...
Like I said, I'm mostly kidding. I really don't like the idea of the Shiva bikes (or any of the summons turning into vehicles) because I think it's pretty stupid, even as far as Final Fantasy goes.
But it's a minor gripe. I'm still going to play the game.
The Shiva bike is all the is wrong with the world. As soon as the Shiva bike is purged from the collective unconscious of humanity, we will reach a new Golden Age, a new Enlightenment, where petty corporeal concerns are cast by the wayside as we embrace the pure oneness of true being. The black hole of good taste that is the lesbian Shiva motorcycle is our last obstacle on the path the perfect harmony. We are on the precipice of eternity, but we cannot get there on the back of the fucking Shiva bike.
I'm...mostly kidding.
Would an Ifrit Bike be more suited to your tastes?
Someone needs to photoshop Fang riding around on the Ambiguously Gay Duo to appease those who find the Shiva bikes offensive.
I can't believe I was dumb enough to GIS Ambiguously Gay Duo. I'm actually pleasantly surprised that the amount of gay porn popping up from that combination of words is kept to a minimum, even with SafeSearch off.
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It comes out, the 13th?
Felt it was kind of...odd. I can't say what was odd about it, but I suppose it's similar to the FFX and FFXII commercials, both of which I remember pretty well.
At the same time.
Oh, it can take you places too.
I guess.
"...only mights and maybes."
Also why did someone preemptively make another FF thread when this one still has two pages left?
It's covered in the last page of this thread and the first page of the other.
Basically Snugglesworth is a vile betrayer. Must have been playing FF XII.
Sometimes people get caught up in hyperbole.
But getting offended over the internet, that shit is SERIOUS.
eh?
EH??
"...only mights and maybes."
I won't play it for a week!
the terrible one or the fuckawesome one?
Fixed.
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I fail to see your point and are you male? Just be happy we see these things now as if this were the 90s it would have been censored into something even worse...
But it's a minor gripe. I'm still going to play the game.
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I am a freaking nerd.
and motorcycles which is why I really have no issue whatsoever with the shivacycle
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Not to mention, overall, I enjoy the concept of transformer summons.
Ifrit muscle car.
Actually, Sazh's fire guy is a car, IIRC.