oh hey the first time my shoulder popped out they told me it was fine afterwards and then 3 years later, I'm rehabbing it after surgery to repair a separation and tear in the labrum.
So there's that.
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About a week ago I went sledding. Mind you, this was the first time I'd ever been on one of them real, old timey wood and iron sleds, with the runners and everything. First run down the slope I hit a hard bump, my right leg ends up sliding beneath the runner, and I both feel and hear several distinctive crunching noises as my tibula and fibula shatter into their component parts.
I now have a titanium rod in my shin, which is pretty tight I guess. On the other hand, those few minutes lying out in the snow with my leg twisted grotesquely out of alignment and convulsing uncontrollably were pretty easily the most excruciating of my entire life.
About a week ago I went sledding. Mind you, this was the first time I'd ever been on one of them real, old timey wood and iron sleds, with the runners and everything. First run down the slope I hit a hard bump, my right leg ends up sliding beneath the runner, and I both feel and hear several distinctive crunching noises as my tibula and fibula shatter into their component parts.
I now have a titanium rod in my shin, which is pretty tight I guess. On the other hand, those few minutes lying out in the snow with my leg twisted grotesquely out of alignment and convulsing uncontrollably were pretty easily the most excruciating of my entire life.
The worst pain I've ever been in, to go back to the first page, was testicular torsion. It's the equivalent of that feeling right after being kicked in the balls for several hours. Not a great time.
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I did also manage to take a bad spill while biking once, and gouged my face down to my skull, which lost a chip. Never hurt, though, except for some itching while it healed.
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Oh yeah, I wrecked my bike last year and bruised a rib, that sucked.
A few months back I was biking home from work and was following a car whose rear right blinker was broken. I learned it was broken when he turned in front of me and I had to slam on my brakes so hard I launched myself over my handlebars. I bruised my ribs and got a hairline fracture in my left elbow and was out of work for a month. Plus, since I don't have insurance I had to go to a walk-in clinic place that simply refuses to ever prescribe opiates thanks to seekers so I had ibuprofen to make it stop being horrible.
I've posted the injuries from my car accident a few times on here. this will be the last time I promise
so after getting t-boned by a bigass dodge ram doing about 60 in my little '87 beamer I walked away(ok so I was lifeflighted away) with:
a broken pelvis
all of my ribs broken
two punctured lungs
nerve damage all up and down the left side of my body
a head injury
and a bunch of scars on the left side of my face
the funny thing is when I go into shock apparently I get angry and violent so I was fighting off the emts and walking around after they pulled me out of the car. they said they almost had to tackle me to get me in the stretcher. Also they were really suprised when they found out I survived.
basically what I am saying is you are all pussies.
Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited January 2010
i went to the hospital with this weird rash all over my torso, once. turns out i have photo-sensitivity to the sun. if i get sunburned my body loses it's goddamn mind and gives me a fucking splotchy purple rash.
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When a man picks you up all you can do is roll with it, I suppose.
this is troubling
Considering he was talking about him having a bad haircut, I'd guess Hacksaw.
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
last time I saw him he had a ponytail so I'm guessing he's improved since then, too
Especially you, Weaver.
And anger.
So there's that.
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I now have a titanium rod in my shin, which is pretty tight I guess. On the other hand, those few minutes lying out in the snow with my leg twisted grotesquely out of alignment and convulsing uncontrollably were pretty easily the most excruciating of my entire life.
Shoulda gone with this.
What, laughing too hard made your leg hurt?
man... I don't do shit, this is a problem.
I've bled from my head once. Another time my friends and I were throwin rocks at a bigger rock and one rebounded into my nose.
I guess that's about it. Though things can only get worse then I suppose.
it is my family's christmas tradition to watch that movie on christmas eve
i haven't been home for christmas in 2 years now ... i kind of miss the movie.
we are both WAY too out of shape to be smackin each other like we was still ten years old.
so after getting t-boned by a bigass dodge ram doing about 60 in my little '87 beamer I walked away(ok so I was lifeflighted away) with:
a broken pelvis
all of my ribs broken
two punctured lungs
nerve damage all up and down the left side of my body
a head injury
and a bunch of scars on the left side of my face
the funny thing is when I go into shock apparently I get angry and violent so I was fighting off the emts and walking around after they pulled me out of the car. they said they almost had to tackle me to get me in the stretcher. Also they were really suprised when they found out I survived.
basically what I am saying is you are all pussies.
QED.
I am having a total brain fart and am forgetting who the dude on the far left is.
I hate you so much
it hurts
racist
other than that, nothing
bet you wouldnt say that to my face chief