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Solium Infernum: It's like Candy Land in Hell

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  • TheOtherHorsemanTheOtherHorseman Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Woohoo. Now I just need to buy the game. And install it. And learn how to play it. Good thing I like reading manuals.

    I bolded the unimportant part. Just ask us, your dear friends, for gameplay tips in game.

    Hint: Never capture territory!

    Hint: It's best to just leave all of your legions unmoving in your capital!

    Hint: GROVEL

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  • fadingathedgesfadingathedges Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Woohoo. Now I just need to buy the game. And install it. And learn how to play it. Good thing I like reading manuals.

    It's in our interests to make people not want to drop after 3 days and they realize their mistakes.

    Tiger / noobs:

    1) play a little solo ASAP and get the basics.

    2) ask questions.

    3) a balanced point dispersion for your demon would not be remiss, as opposed to focusing everything into one stat or buying an uber expensive perk. 2 charisma is also recommended.

    4) get a reasonable title, like Marquis(6 pts) or Duke(9 pts) if you can manage it.



    Kaorti: thanks for hosting, I can't do it atm :) when do we start?

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  • krylon666krylon666 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Reading that Rock Paper Shotgun AAR writeup will give you a good idea of a lot of the things you can do in the game. Reading the appendix of the manual will tell you where the fuck you find most things in the UI / menus. A lot of stuff makes sense, but some things are in strange places. Look up that 2-page quick reference pdf too (legal cheat sheet - something like that), it's helpful as well.

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  • kaortikaorti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Woohoo. Now I just need to buy the game. And install it. And learn how to play it. Good thing I like reading manuals.

    It's in our interests to make people not want to drop after 3 days and they realize their mistakes.

    Tiger / noobs:

    1) play a little solo ASAP and get the basics.

    2) ask questions.

    3) a balanced point dispersion for your demon would not be remiss, as opposed to focusing everything into one stat or buying an uber expensive perk. 2 charisma is also recommended.

    4) get a reasonable title, like Marquis(6 pts) or Duke(9 pts) if you can manage it.



    Kaorti: thanks for hosting, I can't do it atm :) when do we start?

    That's all pretty good advice.

    I'll be hosting in roughly 22 hours, provided I get all 5 emails I need by then. I've got 3 now.

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I remember this....the power of the Infernal....

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • Tiger BurningTiger Burning Dig if you will, the pictureRegistered User, SolidSaints Tube regular
    edited January 2011
    Nutsack. I'm not going to be able to do this right now. Apologies, I hope that you guys can make do with 5.

    Tiger Burning on
    Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with
  • bigbadbobbigbadbob Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    if you need a spot filled, i love me some solium infernum

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  • TheOtherHorsemanTheOtherHorseman Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    bigbadbob has employed a Deception ritual to steal a player slot

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  • kaortikaorti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    email update-

    Tiger Burning has dropped out. I have emails for fadingathedges, TheOtherHorseman, and Matev. I still need emails from bigbadbob and Xtarath

    edit: now I just need Xtrath's email

    edit 2: all emails are in. I'll be hosting when I finish classes this evening. Around 9pm PST.

    While the game is going I'm planning on posting some of my impressions in this thread, it would be cool if you guys would as well. Hopefully it'll drum up interest in additional games. At the very least, it'll make this thread a more interesting read.

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  • XtarathXtarath Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Email sent.

    I look forward to seeing what kind of slavering hell-beasts I will face.

    Xtarath on
  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'll try and post a narrative as I go, cause yah, this game demands it.

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • Tiger BurningTiger Burning Dig if you will, the pictureRegistered User, SolidSaints Tube regular
    edited January 2011
    Yeah, if you guys play another game after this, I would definitely like to give it a go. Just not in the next week or two.

    Tiger Burning on
    Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with
  • TheOtherHorsemanTheOtherHorseman Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Everyone remember only to include in-game information in this thread which is beneficial to me personally.

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  • kaortikaorti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Game is created and all invitations are out.

    Let me know immediately if you didn't get your invitation file.

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Good times. See you all in Hell.

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • kaortikaorti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Just so everyone knows, you have to process the invitation file and send me back your pretender to the infernal throne.

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    kaorti wrote: »
    Just so everyone knows, you have to process the invitation file and send me back your pretender to the infernal throne.

    So in other words, the game'll start around 10-ish tonight after I get back from learnin folks at them tabletop games.

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • kaortikaorti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Guys, please just reply to the original email thread when you send me your turn files. If you send me a new email or screw around with the subject the email thread splits, and I'll never be able to keep things going like that.

    Also, bigbadbob, did you change anything about the turn file? Is your game on version 1.6? My game isn't recognizing the turn file you sent in.

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  • bigbadbobbigbadbob Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    oops, was at 1.5b

    going to update and resend

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    From the damned scribings of Malificus Pontius:

    "And I learned through my contacts with the Seal of Solomon, that Lucifer has vacated his throne. All of Pandemonium is in an uproar. Many infernal lords and princes are vying to claim the title of Archenemy. Among these is Matevrias, a lesser known being, but no less potent. He has ensnared even some of my colleagues with his honeyed lies, seducing with sins of flesh and form, only to have his gibbering hordes come to collect their debauched souls. I can only shiver to think of such a creature ruling Hell....

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • kaortikaorti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Forsooth, the corrupted essences of Bigbadbob and Matev do foul the air and chap the ground upon which they walk. The conclave rejects them, and demands that they submit another. Do they even dwell within the hell we know?

    Check your versions guys, we're using 1.6. Try deleting the old files, and re-downloading the invitation, then generating your first .trn file from that again.

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    That's goofy, why did it' not give me the latest version when I pulled it down....?

    EDIT: yah, using 1.06b....

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • fadingathedgesfadingathedges Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Did mine work alright? I just re-DL'd and installed it for this game.

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  • kaortikaorti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Yea, let it be known that Malficus Pontificus has appeased the conclave. The many souls he sacrificed in our name were buttery soft, and delicious. And let it be known that bigbadbob remains the sole peer to fail to report for the infernal census. This shall be rectified! Either by his own hand, or by the hand of a praetor-general!

    I just tried to run the game, bigbadbob is the only one who is still having trouble. Everyone else seems to check out all right.

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  • fadingathedgesfadingathedges Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Equus Malis:
    THIS "BOB" IS NEITHER BIG NOR BAD.
    IT IS A WEAK BOB.
    IT IS A BRITTLE, TOOTHLESS BOB.
    ITS PLACE IS TO GROVEL.
    WE SHALL NOT ACKNOWLEDGE IT.

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I shalt practice mine machinations while the we await our illustrious colleague.

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • bigbadbobbigbadbob Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Guess i have to cast more small children into the ever burning cauldron of painditude as penance for my technical difficulties.

    Edit:
    re-downloaded the turn, and tried again

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  • kaortikaorti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Welcome to hell Brother/Sisters. Welcome and enjoy your stay, for it shall be brief. The pit or Tartarus hungers, and only the strongest may reign.

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Thank you, I shalt remember thine compliments when I am seated on the Throne.

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm still kind of disappointed he never got around to that Solium Infernum mini-expansion. So it goes.

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Can't wait to get home and start this bitch.

    Though after some fussing about in single player last night, I realize I might have screwed myself up with my build....

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • kaortikaorti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I suspect that I failed to comprehend some of the rules changes in the newer patches. Whelp, we'll see how this goes.

    So, which players are which arch-demons?

    I'm Abalim

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Thou mayst refer to me as Matevrias, the Unoriginal.

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • XtarathXtarath Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I, Xtarath, will never reveal my secret demon identity.

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  • bigbadbobbigbadbob Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Paindicus will soon feast upon each of your entrails, and how exactly do you want us to send the turn files

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  • kaortikaorti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Reply to the original email, it doesn't have to be reply all, but it won't let people see your turn even if they get your .trn file. Just make sure to attach the new .trn file.

    I'd like it if people could include the turn number in the email body.

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  • fadingathedgesfadingathedges Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I prefer Reply All so we all are keeping on top of who hasn't gone yet rather than have an empty void.

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  • kaortikaorti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    We only lack Matev's file now, I expect he'll have it in shortly.

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    So it doth been sent. I eagerly await to see the movements of mine rivals....

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • kaortikaorti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    welll that was about the most eventful first turn that I've ever seen. Things are already fast and furious. The first turn is sent out. Have a look folks.

    Post your reactions here.

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