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Solium Infernum: It's like Candy Land in Hell

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Xtarth, I would have words with thee over the movements of thine legion.....

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • XtarathXtarath Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    My ears are always open for the whisperings of the future.

    Xtarath on
  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Very well, we shalt speak then away from prising eyes...

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • kaortikaorti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Turn three is out. In other news, I hate you all.

    kaorti on
  • XtarathXtarath Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    At least your legion isn't the only one with mountain walk, and yet your territory borders no mountains.

    I guess I'll just have to acquire more land.

    Xtarath on
  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Wonderful, I cannot wait to see the proceedings when I return to mine domicile....

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Hrm, doth be as fleet of foot as was bespoken. Equus, I'm afraid thine haste will not be enough to save thou the gardens. Mayhaps I shall let thou walk them at some point after I claim the Throne.

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • kaortikaorti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    So, what do you guys think of the game so far? Let's get some drama in the thread for the home audience.

    There's quite a lot of trouble brewing around the garden of infernal delights. Two archfiends have let it be known in no uncertain terms that they intend to have the garden. Their legions stand nose-to-nose, restrained only by the byzantine rules of the infernal conclave.

    kaorti on
  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Missive from the satinic throne of Matevrias

    Let it be known throughout the Infernal Realms that Equus Malis is a layabout goody-goody angel-licker. God must have heard his prayers, thus explaining his placement blocking mine army's travels through the region. He is a demi-equestrian, demi-servant of He above!

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • kaortikaorti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    SHAX I will wrap your grotesque flapping gonads around the roots of a mountain, and then throw you into the pit of tartarus!

    kaorti on
  • fadingathedgesfadingathedges Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I welcome your vendetta Matev. I was only forced to ignore the first insult due to my positioning, but arrangements have been made. You have chosen to end your journey to the infernal throne quickly and painlessly, for which I laud you. It is good for the weak to know their limits.

    fadingathedges on
  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Thou attempts at scheming are pitiful Equus, I shalt derive perverse amounts of pleasure from seeing you attempts come to naught.

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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