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Embarrassment in the form of pornography

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  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    intafusted wrote:
    Air wrote:
    wait did you fuck your mother or just jerk off to her

    The latter, when I was young and my mom and her friends were over getting dressed to go out, I would slip a CD under the bathroom door while they were getting dressed.
    oh my god

    Carl with a K on
  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    nono, wait guys

    let's see if he took pictures before we condemn him.

    Zonkytonkman on
  • Creative_EvilCreative_Evil Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    whoa this thread is on the bus straight to creepyville.
    I think we are past that point, right now we are sitting at the bus stop, our luggage surrounding us watching the bus drive away; as the dust clears we gaze at our surroundings and despair sets in.

    Creative_Evil on
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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    intafusted wrote:
    Air wrote:
    wait did you fuck your mother or just jerk off to her

    The latter, when I was young and my mom and her friends were over getting dressed to go out, I would slip a CD under the bathroom door while they were getting dressed.
    If this man is not made mod of H/A I will cry

    The Far Side on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    (23:22:37) farsidethe: shit i never even thought to use CDs

    Garlic Bread on
  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    intafusted wrote:
    Air wrote:
    wait did you fuck your mother or just jerk off to her

    The latter, when I was young and my mom and her friends were over getting dressed to go out, I would slip a CD under the bathroom door while they were getting dressed.
    oh my god
    oh my god

    Carl with a K on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    look guys, i've got my dick in hand and i'm about to go finish up, if you need me light the signal

    Dead Legend on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I should really get out more instead of sitting around reading about sexually deviant 14 year olds jerking off to their mothers.

    I could be out meeting women, but instead I am bombarded by furry porn, diaper fetish cartoons, and little kids playing 'who can be a bigger asshole'

    I hate you SE++.

    Abracadaniel on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    wow your mother must be pretty hot then huh


    ill bet you still do it every now and then

    with a hot mother like yours, who could blame you

    Air on
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  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    I should really get out more instead of sitting around reading about sexually deviant 14 year olds jerking off to their mothers.

    I could be out meeting women, but instead I am bombarded by furry porn, diaper fetish cartoons, and little kids playing 'who can be a bigger asshole'

    I hate you SE++.

    Enjoy your stay.

    Pb on
  • FerryFerry Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    CANDYGRAMS

    Ferry on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    dental plan

    PiptheFair on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pb wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    I should really get out more instead of sitting around reading about sexually deviant 14 year olds jerking off to their mothers.

    I could be out meeting women, but instead I am bombarded by furry porn, diaper fetish cartoons, and little kids playing 'who can be a bigger asshole'

    I hate you SE++.

    Enjoy your stay.

    It's the only game in town!

    Abracadaniel on
  • Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited January 2007
    I miss Koba.

    Does anyone else miss koba?

    Threadbare Sock on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    intafusted wrote:
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    I can not heap enough pity on this guy.

    Why? Isn't that the great liberal dream? That a mother can go out and suck off 50 men, have an abortion, then act like if nothing happened? Isn't that the 'vision' for the great liberal society? Women acting like whores slurping seamen off the pavement, cum running down her bleeding asshole and acting like she is an equal human being?

    voting intafused for president 08
    At least give the boy a column.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I miss Koba.

    Does anyone else miss koba?

    i do

    Kovak on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I miss Koba.

    Does anyone else miss koba?
    I didn't block him, and he stopped doing things on myspace.

    I think he's dead.

    scarlet st. on
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    but maybe shame and fear of being caught stop you from spying on her as you did before

    now you settle for something less risky, more readily available

    photographs, tucked away in some hidden corner of your room
    showing your mother in the various states of undress she feels is appropriate for a night out partying




    share these pictures with us

    Air on
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  • intafustedintafusted Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hopefully the assholes part wasn't directed at me. I had issues when I was young, but I have worked through them. My life wasn't what I would have hoped for as a child, I ran away for 2 weeks when I was 5, being fed by prostitutes until the police found me. It sounds like fantasticle 'showboating', but that was not my intention. Sometimes you can't control the life you are given and you just have to try to survive until you are an adult and can try to make a better existance for yourself, learning from past mistakes. Now when I look back, I can't beleive how hard my mom worked for us when we were such ungrateful kids (like most others). It is a mistake many women make, to think they can have a man love them through sex... I don't remember what point I was trying to make, I'm a little inebriated, but I wont talk about that, like some kid who found his daddies case of booze and a lone internet connection.

    intafusted on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    look

    do you have pictures of your mom or not

    Garlic Bread on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Wh

    What

    Redeemer on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    intafusted wrote:
    Hopefully the assholes part wasn't directed at me. I had issues when I was young, but I have worked through them. My life wasn't what I would have hoped for as a child, I ran away for 2 weeks when I was 5, being fed by prostitutes until the police found me. It sounds like fantasticle 'showboating', but that was not my intention. Sometimes you can't control the life you are given and you just have to try to survive until you are an adult and can try to make a better existance for yourself, learning from past mistakes. Now when I look back, I can't beleive how hard my mom worked for us when we were such ungrateful kids (like most others). It is a mistake many women make, to think they can have a man love them through sex... I don't remember what point I was trying to make, I'm a little inebriated, but I wont talk about that, like some kid who found his daddies case of booze and a lone internet connection.
    uh

    scarlet st. on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    well at least theres some things worth sticking around here for.

    knowing that there are people out there who are far, far more fucked up than me.

    Abracadaniel on
  • intafustedintafusted Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Air wrote:
    but maybe shame and fear of being caught stop you from spying on her as you did before

    now you settle for something less risky, more readily available

    photographs, tucked away in some hidden corner of your room
    showing your mother in the various states of undress she feels is appropriate for a night out partying




    share these pictures with us

    Actually, it is kind of embarrassing, but I did find pictures of my mom in lingerie, but it was obvious it was from the time she was with my dad.

    intafusted on
  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I wish instead of "Watch this topic for replies" I could watch a user. I would totally love email updates throughout the day for when intafusted posts.

    Pb on
  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    You ran away for two weeks and survived by the hands of prostitutes...

    What?

    Nucsh on
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  • Creative_EvilCreative_Evil Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    shs_SadPuppy.jpg

    Creative_Evil on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    shs_SadPuppy.jpg

    druidpup.jpg

    Garlic Bread on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    intafusted wrote:
    Air wrote:
    but maybe shame and fear of being caught stop you from spying on her as you did before

    now you settle for something less risky, more readily available

    photographs, tucked away in some hidden corner of your room
    showing your mother in the various states of undress she feels is appropriate for a night out partying




    share these pictures with us

    Actually, it is kind of embarrassing, but I did find pictures of my mom in lingerie, but it was obvious it was from the time she was with my dad.
    Did you keep them.

    scarlet st. on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    whoa hey image macro theres something new.

    Abracadaniel on
  • FireflashFireflash Montreal, QCRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Must be just about that time where you go curl up in a corner and cry until you fall asleep from all the alchool that was just consumed.

    Fireflash on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    whoa hey image macro theres something new.

    neither of those were image macros

    and stop stealing shoe's bit

    Garlic Bread on
  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    my mom found this sketch i made in my backback BOY WAS MY FACE RED

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    Carl with a K on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    bringin sexy backback

    Garlic Bread on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Goddamnit, Karl.

    scarlet st. on
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  • FerryFerry Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I think there are bees

    Ferry on
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  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    :V

    Carl with a K on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    okay so send us these lingerie pictures

    Air on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    goddamn at least doublehawk is well behaved.

    these two are like screaming ninnies trying to out-tard each other.

    Abracadaniel on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Fight on you glorious retards.

    Penguin Incarnate on
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