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  • intafustedintafusted Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Fireflash wrote:
    Must be just about that time where you go curl up in a corner and cry until you fall asleep from all the alchool that was just consumed.

    Nah, I only had a few joints and 6 beers left over, I spread them throughout the day. I know how fucked up this shit sounds to you guys, but I had to live with it and deal, not knowing when the next time would be when we had the luxury to eat, but now I am motivated to not repeat that. You hope for a life where you don't have to worry about this shit, and some people get that. Some pople get jaded and think, "Fuck those assholes who have things that I didn't have" and become bitter, while I think to myself, "Someday I want to have these things and work hard so I wont have these problems". Really getting off topic here tho, didn't mean to derail the thread, just posting random junk on my mind.

    intafusted on
  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    How can somebody not love BoRat? Maybe this could lead into some wonderful Borat/Rescue Rangers fanfiction.

    I know we're all waiting for that.

    Pb on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    this place is a fucking monkeyhouse anyway who cares if a couple of the monkeys are a little better at flinging turds and screeching?

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    good point shoe.

    Abracadaniel on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    intafusted wrote:
    Fireflash wrote:
    Must be just about that time where you go curl up in a corner and cry until you fall asleep from all the alchool that was just consumed.

    Nah, I only had a few joints and 6 beers left over, I spread them throughout the day. I know how fucked up this shit sounds to you guys, but I had to live with it and deal, not knowing when the next time would be when we had the luxury to eat, but now I am motivated to not repeat that. You hope for a life where you don't have to worry about this shit, and some people get that. Some pople get jaded and think, "Fuck those assholes who have things that I didn't have" and become bitter, while I think to myself, "Someday I want to have these things and work hard so I wont have these problems". Really getting off topic here tho, didn't mean to derail the thread, just posting random junk on my mind.
    any aspirations to become the manager of a starbucks?

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    karl is my favorite u16 forumer

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  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    8)

    Carl with a K on
  • intafustedintafusted Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Man, I'm good at killing threads. Time to go back to lurk mode until next weekend.

    intafusted on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    aw i wanted milf pics

    Air on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    intafusted wrote:
    Man, I'm good at killing threads. Time to go back to lurk mode until next weekend.

    lurking on your mom, that is

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    intafusted wrote:
    Man, I'm good at killing threads. Time to go back to lurk mode.

    scarlet st. on
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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    goddamn at least doublehawk is well behaved.

    these two are like screaming ninnies trying to out-tard each other.
    :x

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I like TFS and Karl's antics.

    Doublehawk is too G&Tish for me, sometimes.

    scarlet st. on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I like TFS and Karl's antics.

    Doublehawk is too G&Tish for me, sometimes.

    True.

    But I mean, sometimes it's a bit much.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I don't like the fact that I'll be relying on kids like TFS and Karl to provide my social security.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    I like TFS and Karl's antics.

    Doublehawk is too G&Tish for me, sometimes.

    True.

    But I mean, sometimes it's a bit much.

    Go to FS if you don't want antics

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Antics are cool.

    Deathklok gay furry image antics?

    Do not want.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Antics are cool.

    Deathklok gay furry image antics?

    Do not want.

    Someone's high maintenance

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Scarlet is out for blood.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Antics are cool.

    Deathklok gay furry image antics?

    Do not want.

    Someone's high maintenance

    Those are called standards, my dear.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Antics are cool.

    Deathklok gay furry image antics?

    Do not want.

    Someone's high maintenance

    Those are called standards, my dear.

    the next thing you know he will be wanting more then 2 cocks in his gay porn

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I don't like the fact that I'll be relying on kids like TFS and Karl to provide my social security.
    Just look at Tabasco and intafusted, man.

    scarlet st. on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    I don't like the fact that I'll be relying on kids like TFS and Karl to provide my social security.
    Just look at Tabasco and intafusted, man.
    aspirations of managerhood

    at a starbucks

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I don't like the fact that I'll be relying on kids like TFS and Karl to provide my social security.
    Just look at Tabasco and intafusted, man.
    I'm going to have him show up in March just so I can have him punch you in the head.

    It'll be up on You Tube in no time.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Oh lord, are you defending the two stooges?

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    No, just Tabasco, because I know him in real life.

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  • SNESSNES Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I just walked in on my mom taking a piss.

    AUUUUGHHHHHHHH

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    She was standing up, wasn't she?

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    I don't like the fact that I'll be relying on kids like TFS and Karl to provide my social security.
    Just look at Tabasco and intafusted, man.
    Shoe is just

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    SNES wrote:
    I just walked in on my mom taking a piss.

    AUUUUGHHHHHHHH

    Did you tell her that's not what the kitchen's there for?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    She was actually having a seizure and ended up pissing everywhere.

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  • SNESSNES Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    She was standing up, wasn't she?

    No, see, we have a small ass bathroom thing. The toilet is basically about six inches away from the door. So if you walk in and the other person is on the toilet and forgot to lock the door, you'll crash into them.

    So I open the door and walk in and y hallo thar.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    She was actually having a seizure and ended up pissing everywhere.

    Fram had to scub extra hard to get those stains out, huh?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    SNES wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    She was standing up, wasn't she?

    No, see, we have a small ass bathroom thing. The toilet is basically about six inches away from the door. So if you walk in and the other person is on the toilet and forgot to lock the door, you'll crash into them.

    So I open the door and walk in and y hallo thar.

    Try knocking next time

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    She was actually having a seizure and ended up pissing everywhere.

    Fram had to scub extra hard to get those stains out, huh?

    she makes him use his tongue

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    She was actually having a seizure and ended up pissing everywhere.

    Fram had to scub extra hard to get those stains out, huh?

    I was thinking pretty much the same thing, just wasn't sure if I wanted to be that guy.

    Marathon on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It's cool, I know for a fact Jordyn could beat me up.

    EDIT: Without resorting to seizure powers.

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  • SNESSNES Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Keith wrote:
    SNES wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    She was standing up, wasn't she?

    No, see, we have a small ass bathroom thing. The toilet is basically about six inches away from the door. So if you walk in and the other person is on the toilet and forgot to lock the door, you'll crash into them.

    So I open the door and walk in and y hallo thar.

    Try knocking next time

    Door wasn't even closed. It was somewhat ajar, as in you could see the lock part. I assumed this meant it was unoccupied.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Thank god I have never lost control of any of those functions while seizing.

    Though if my seizures carried that sort of risk, I would be way better at taking my pills.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn, is it kind of horrible that in some terrible corner of my mind I kinda wanted to see you have a seizure?

    Man. I think I'm going right to hell now.

    Sorry :(

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