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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    You know what really turns my crank?

    Favlaud on
  • intafustedintafusted Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Zonkytonkman wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    She was actually having a seizure and ended up pissing everywhere.

    Fram had to scub extra hard to get those stains out, huh?

    she makes him use his tongue

    It's sterile, you know.

    intafusted on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    my seizures are just a result of my body trying to harness the speed force, guys, it's totally cool.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I was just about to take a test a few years ago in college in one of those big rooms with stadium seating when a girl started to have a seizure right at the top of the stairs. Poor girl pissed herself in full view of about 150 kids.

    Marathon on
  • intafustedintafusted Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    SNES wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    SNES wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    She was standing up, wasn't she?

    No, see, we have a small ass bathroom thing. The toilet is basically about six inches away from the door. So if you walk in and the other person is on the toilet and forgot to lock the door, you'll crash into them.

    So I open the door and walk in and y hallo thar.

    Try knocking next time

    Door wasn't even closed. It was somewhat ajar, as in you could see the lock part. I assumed this meant it was unoccupied.

    She was invitin' you in :winky:

    intafusted on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    that woulda been rad to see.

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    This is the first time I've been home since December 29th

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ok, I'll bite.

    Where have you been Mr. Favles?

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I spent a week at Talon's house, then I went to Yosemite

    http://www.padrehq.com/favlaud/Yosemite '07/

    Favlaud on
  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    intafusted wrote:
    Zonkytonkman wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    She was actually having a seizure and ended up pissing everywhere.

    Fram had to scub extra hard to get those stains out, huh?

    she makes him use his tongue

    It's sterile, you know.

    i think it's an s+m thing, he reallly doesn't mind.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    that woulda been rad to see.

    It was rad right away in a "holy crap she's having a seizure" sort of way. But after I noticed that she had wet herself I just started to feel bad for her.

    Marathon on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Marathon wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    that woulda been rad to see.

    It was rad right away in a "holy crap she's having a seizure" sort of way. But after I noticed that she had wet herself I just started to feel bad for her.

    I was talking about Jordyn tapping into the Speed Force, not some Canadian girl pissing herself.


    Jeez

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Favlaud wrote:
    I spent a week at Talon's house, then I went to Yosemite

    http://www.padrehq.com/favlaud/Yosemite '07/

    who was the bottom?

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Zonkytonkman wrote:
    Favlaud wrote:
    I spent a week at Talon's house, then I went to Yosemite

    http://www.padrehq.com/favlaud/Yosemite '07/

    who was the bottom?

    Me

    Favlaud on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My mom goes to the bathroom with the door open all the time.

    I don't care how big our house is, that shit is rude.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Marathon wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    that woulda been rad to see.

    It was rad right away in a "holy crap she's having a seizure" sort of way. But after I noticed that she had wet herself I just started to feel bad for her.

    I was talking about Jordyn tapping into the Speed Force, not some Canadian girl pissing herself.


    Jeez

    My bad. You're right, the whole speed force thing would be cool to see.

    im not canadian

    Marathon on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    One day Fram's gonna come home and I'm gonna be all

    Pan09.jpg

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  • SNESSNES Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Penguin Incarnate wrote:
    My mom goes to the bathroom with the door open all the time.

    I don't care how big our house is, that shit is rude.

    Our bathroom isn't even a fucking bathroom.

    It's like a, like a,

    like a box.

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    One day Fram's gonna come home and I'm gonna be all

    Pan09.jpg

    I guess I really did kill Tuque

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  • Fission MailedFission Mailed Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Penguin Incarnate wrote:
    My mom goes to the bathroom with the door open all the time.

    I don't care how big our house is, that shit is rude.

    rude shitting


    rudeshit.jpg

    Fission Mailed on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Favlaud wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    One day Fram's gonna come home and I'm gonna be all

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    I guess I really did kill Tuque

    TUQUE!

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My room mate sophomore year used to beat off all the time and he never locked the door so I walked in on him like five times. I am also pretty sure he was retarded.

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    One day Fram's gonna come home and I'm gonna be all

    Pan09.jpg

    more like nelly.jpg

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hey guys should I try out for Who Wants to be a Superhero, huh?

    Jordyn on
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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    Hey guys should I try out for Who Wants to be a Superhero, huh?

    If you win, spend the money to fly down here so we can hang out

    Favlaud on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Favlaud wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Hey guys should I try out for Who Wants to be a Superhero, huh?

    If you win, spend the money to fly down here so we can hang out

    I get money for winning?

    Jordyn on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    One day Fram's gonna come home and I'm gonna be all

    flashjordyn.jpg

    Abracadaniel on
  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    Favlaud wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Hey guys should I try out for Who Wants to be a Superhero, huh?

    If you win, spend the money to fly down here so we can hang out

    I get money for winning?

    I don't know, do you?

    Favlaud on
  • Fission MailedFission Mailed Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    One day Fram's gonna come home and I'm gonna be all

    flashjordyn.jpg

    That's golden.

    Fission Mailed on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Penguin Incarnate wrote:
    scarlet st. wrote:
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote:
    I don't like the fact that I'll be relying on kids like TFS and Karl to provide my social security.
    Just look at Tabasco and intafusted, man.
    I'm going to have him show up in March just so I can have him punch you in the head.

    It'll be up on You Tube in no time.
    Oh, James

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Favlaud wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Favlaud wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Hey guys should I try out for Who Wants to be a Superhero, huh?

    If you win, spend the money to fly down here so we can hang out

    I get money for winning?

    I don't know, do you?

    I don't know, do I?

    Jordyn on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    man jordyn is so mad at me.

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  • Fission MailedFission Mailed Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I think Stan Lee says

    "lol hi5 youre not a dipshit"

    Which is pretty nice.

    Fission Mailed on
  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    Favlaud wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Favlaud wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Hey guys should I try out for Who Wants to be a Superhero, huh?

    If you win, spend the money to fly down here so we can hang out

    I get money for winning?

    I don't know, do you?

    I don't know, do I?

    I guess what I'm saying is that I'm gonna steal you from Fram, is that cool?

    Favlaud on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Favlaud wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Favlaud wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Favlaud wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Hey guys should I try out for Who Wants to be a Superhero, huh?

    If you win, spend the money to fly down here so we can hang out

    I get money for winning?

    I don't know, do you?

    I don't know, do I?

    I guess what I'm saying is that I'm gonna steal you from Fram, is that cool?

    You should clear it with Fram, first.

    Jordyn on
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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    Favlaud wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Favlaud wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Favlaud wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Hey guys should I try out for Who Wants to be a Superhero, huh?

    If you win, spend the money to fly down here so we can hang out

    I get money for winning?

    I don't know, do you?

    I don't know, do I?

    I guess what I'm saying is that I'm gonna steal you from Fram, is that cool?

    You should clear it with Fram, first.

    Okay

    Hey Fram, can I steal Jordyn?

    Favlaud on
  • Fission MailedFission Mailed Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    In my best Fram voice: yes

    Fission Mailed on
  • intafustedintafusted Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    Hey guys should I try out for Who Wants to be a Superhero, huh?

    That show was hilarious. There was this one episode where the guy who has been a deadbeat dad gets booted off and Stan Lee gives him a cell phone with his daughter on the other line, saying 'You're a real hero" or some shit. I laughed.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sorry, Fav. You'll have to steal both of us away.

    Also, Superhero was the only reality show to not suck, because it was the only one to reinforce being a nice person over being a huge fucking douche.

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Framling wrote:
    Sorry, Fav. You'll have to steal both of us away.

    Dang

    Well, okay I guess, as long as we get to have all sorts of wacky adventures

    Favlaud on
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