So, I'm tasked with cleaning up the famliy computer at my dad's house, because it is running as slow as something so slow I can't even come up with an appropriate analogy to use.
Goes without saying it's going to hell because of viruses up the wazoo.
Anyway, I was badmouthing my sister to some friends, saying it was probably all the browser-based games and P2P shit she uses.
But, I was over there a few days ago saving what little data I had there that I didn't have on my computer already, in preperation for wiping the hard drive and doing a clean reinstall. On a whim, I decide to check out my brother's folder to see if he ripped any of his CDs that I like. (I have the admin account, so I just disabled his password.)
Upon entering his documents folder, I opened the innoculously titled "New Folder (2)". Inside? Probably a hundred video clips from porno sites. Oh, and another folder. Containing about a hundred more clips. With a folder inside that one, etc., etc.
Almost a gig of sample vids, and the vids were no more than 5 MB each, tops. A lot of the thumbnail images were shit like guys cumming on eyes, too.
I feel like I should tell him not to download that stuff because it's full of shit that slows the computer down- but then he'd know that I know.
So, I'm tasked with cleaning up the famliy computer at my dad's house, because it is running as slow as something so slow I can't even come up with an appropriate analogy to use.
Goes without saying it's going to hell because of viruses up the wazoo.
Anyway, I was badmouthing my sister to some friends, saying it was probably all the browser-based games and P2P shit she uses.
But, I was over there a few days ago saving what little data I had there that I didn't have on my computer already, in preperation for wiping the hard drive and doing a clean reinstall. On a whim, I decide to check out my brother's folder to see if he ripped any of his CDs that I like. (I have the admin account, so I just disabled his password.)
Upon entering his documents folder, I opened the innoculously titled "New Folder (2)". Inside? Probably a hundred video clips from porno sites. Oh, and another folder. Containing about a hundred more clips. With a folder inside that one, etc., etc.
Almost a gig of sample vids, and the vids were no more than 5 MB each, tops. A lot of the thumbnail images were shit like guys cumming eyes, too.
I feel like I should tell him not to download that stuff because it's full of shit that slows the computer down- but then he'd know that I know.
say it in a roundabout way
"hey dude, some of the shit you download puts stupid bullshit on the computer that slows it down, and you eat up a lot of hard-drive space. knock it off."
you don't call attention to what it is specifically
yeah really, sharing porn is all "hey dude, i totally had a great wank session to this the other night"
seems kinda awkward
present it as being considerate
like it's not even something that's yours, necessarily, but rather something you know your buddy is into and that he'd like, and as his friend, you're sending it his way.
it ain't much different than being all like "oh man, check out that ass!" when you dudes is chillin'
So, I'm tasked with cleaning up the famliy computer at my dad's house, because it is running as slow as something so slow I can't even come up with an appropriate analogy to use.
Goes without saying it's going to hell because of viruses up the wazoo.
Anyway, I was badmouthing my sister to some friends, saying it was probably all the browser-based games and P2P shit she uses.
But, I was over there a few days ago saving what little data I had there that I didn't have on my computer already, in preperation for wiping the hard drive and doing a clean reinstall. On a whim, I decide to check out my brother's folder to see if he ripped any of his CDs that I like. (I have the admin account, so I just disabled his password.)
Upon entering his documents folder, I opened the innoculously titled "New Folder (2)". Inside? Probably a hundred video clips from porno sites. Oh, and another folder. Containing about a hundred more clips. With a folder inside that one, etc., etc.
Almost a gig of sample vids, and the vids were no more than 5 MB each, tops. A lot of the thumbnail images were shit like guys cumming eyes, too.
I feel like I should tell him not to download that stuff because it's full of shit that slows the computer down- but then he'd know that I know.
say it in a roundabout way
"hey dude, some of the shit you download puts stupid bullshit on the computer that slows it down, and you eat up a lot of hard-drive space. knock it off."
you don't call attention to what it is specifically
he'll know
I'm not going to say the bit about hard drive space, though. I'm the one who ends up using most of that, what with games, Photoshop, and such.
Lesbian porn is a strange animal. It seems like the more homely the girls look the more enthusiastic the sex is.
i have realized i can't enjoy porn where it's clear the participants aren't enjoying it.
and it's best when people look like they're actually having a good time and she's not just a college girl down on her luck and willing to accept $60 for on the face
for this reason it's basically impossible for me to enjoy japanese porn. the japanese porn industry's got this thing for not just demeaning women, but giving you the impression that the women actually hate it
plus it seems impossible for japanese women in porn to react to sex like it's not unbelievably painful
they sound like cats being stepped on
and this isn't consistent with actually having sex with japanese women, i know this from firsthand experience dammit. it's apparently just something they do for porn
what the fuck, japan.
Pony on
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Almost a gig of sample vids, and the vids were no more than 5 MB each, tops. A lot of the thumbnail images were shit like guys cumming eyes, too.
Eyeballs just spraying out of penises left and right.
Ladies all "oh god what the hell why are there eyes coming out of your penis is your scrotum some sort of ocular cloning facility!"
Almost a gig of sample vids, and the vids were no more than 5 MB each, tops. A lot of the thumbnail images were shit like guys cumming eyes, too.
Eyeballs just spraying out of penises left and right.
Ladies all "oh god what the hell why are there eyes coming out of your penis is your scrotum some sort of ocular cloning facility!"
Good job catching that. It was typed properly the first time 'round, but "on" must have gotten removed when I rephrased it.
If I was gonna do that to my own blood, right afterwards I'd go 'haha just kidding, grab me a beer and i'll show you how to get good full movies instead of tiny shitty clips and spyware'
If I was gonna do that to my own blood, right afterwards I'd go 'haha just kidding, grab me a beer and i'll show you how to get good full movies instead of tiny shitty clips and spyware'
Yeah, the only full movie he had was some awful rip of some "Girls Gone Wild" crap.
Girls Gone Wild.
I couldn't get a boner watching that trash if someone was giving me a lap dance while it was on. Obviously drunk/stoned women and/or women doing it only for the money = not hot.
The best porn film I have ever seen was this gem of a video called Playmate of the Apes. I saw it at a friends house, the porn was so horrible we actually fast forwarded through the nude parts. The movie was fucking hilairious though.
The best porn film I have ever seen was this gem of a video called Playmate of the Apes. I saw it at a friends house, the porn was so horrible we actually fast forwarded through the nude parts. The movie was fucking hilairious though.
i've done that before
watched really shitty porn from the 70's and 80's when porn movies still put on the pretense of having plot and characters
we weren't interested in the sex or nudity, we wanted to laugh at terrible acting and directing and writing
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So, I'm tasked with cleaning up the famliy computer at my dad's house, because it is running as slow as something so slow I can't even come up with an appropriate analogy to use.
Goes without saying it's going to hell because of viruses up the wazoo.
Anyway, I was badmouthing my sister to some friends, saying it was probably all the browser-based games and P2P shit she uses.
But, I was over there a few days ago saving what little data I had there that I didn't have on my computer already, in preperation for wiping the hard drive and doing a clean reinstall. On a whim, I decide to check out my brother's folder to see if he ripped any of his CDs that I like. (I have the admin account, so I just disabled his password.)
Upon entering his documents folder, I opened the innoculously titled "New Folder (2)". Inside? Probably a hundred video clips from porno sites. Oh, and another folder. Containing about a hundred more clips. With a folder inside that one, etc., etc.
Almost a gig of sample vids, and the vids were no more than 5 MB each, tops. A lot of the thumbnail images were shit like guys cumming on eyes, too.
I feel like I should tell him not to download that stuff because it's full of shit that slows the computer down- but then he'd know that I know.
Gamertag: PrimusD | Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
it can be if you make a thing out of it
"hey dude I totally jerked off to this would you like to jerk off to it too?"
if you play it a little bit more cool
"hey dude i know you are into hot indian chicks i found this on my journies here you go"
"oh thanks man"
"anytime"
seems kinda awkward
*pop*
BOOYA!
say it in a roundabout way
"hey dude, some of the shit you download puts stupid bullshit on the computer that slows it down, and you eat up a lot of hard-drive space. knock it off."
you don't call attention to what it is specifically
he'll know
Yeah
I actually show people that one a lot, because most people believe it can't be done
present it as being considerate
like it's not even something that's yours, necessarily, but rather something you know your buddy is into and that he'd like, and as his friend, you're sending it his way.
it ain't much different than being all like "oh man, check out that ass!" when you dudes is chillin'
itt pony explains porn sharing etiquette
That video caused half of my girlfriends roomates to cry
what is the legality exactly of downoading beastiality on a hostels internets?
I'm not going to say the bit about hard drive space, though. I'm the one who ends up using most of that, what with games, Photoshop, and such.
Gamertag: PrimusD | Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
i have realized i can't enjoy porn where it's clear the participants aren't enjoying it.
and it's best when people look like they're actually having a good time and she's not just a college girl down on her luck and willing to accept $60 for on the face
for this reason it's basically impossible for me to enjoy japanese porn. the japanese porn industry's got this thing for not just demeaning women, but giving you the impression that the women actually hate it
plus it seems impossible for japanese women in porn to react to sex like it's not unbelievably painful
they sound like cats being stepped on
and this isn't consistent with actually having sex with japanese women, i know this from firsthand experience dammit. it's apparently just something they do for porn
what the fuck, japan.
Eyeballs just spraying out of penises left and right.
Ladies all "oh god what the hell why are there eyes coming out of your penis is your scrotum some sort of ocular cloning facility!"
take him down, sit on him, then get the crazy look in your eyes and start screaming
'YOU FUCKING PERVERT! RUINING THE COMPUTER WITH YOUR FUCKING FILTH! YOUR HANDS ARE COVERED IN SIN YOU WORTHLESS JACKOFF'
then you spit in his eye and ask him how he likes it
kids who need therapy are hilarious
knob you will be a wonderful grandfather one day
your kid will learn so much
Good job catching that. It was typed properly the first time 'round, but "on" must have gotten removed when I rephrased it.
Gamertag: PrimusD | Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
people with headphones
Turns out it was my 10 year old neice...
:winky:^H^H^H^H^H^H :shock:
real metaphorical and shit
oh christ knob this is an excellent idea
peter north is so fucking loud
it would piss off so many people
Yeah, the only full movie he had was some awful rip of some "Girls Gone Wild" crap.
Girls Gone Wild.
I couldn't get a boner watching that trash if someone was giving me a lap dance while it was on. Obviously drunk/stoned women and/or women doing it only for the money = not hot.
Gamertag: PrimusD | Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
I don't want to know what sex act would produce bass.
sex with michael clarke duncan
shake your fucking windows
sound is critical
people who live with their parents and don't have headphones and/or a lock on their door.
people who look at porn on the family computer that's in the living room when their parents are in bed
basically losers
'What's the matter bitch? You in a fuckin' suitcase?'
i have never seen any porno where this happened
not that i noticed anyway
You're not missing anything.
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
uhhh,
rephrase:
How many real people have sex while only wearing shoes? (and socks, if they are inside the shoes)
I think it was the first piece of entertainment where I'd actually put it down and gone "fuck, this is just awful".
i've had sex wearing just socks
it was cold okay
christ
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
i've done that before
watched really shitty porn from the 70's and 80's when porn movies still put on the pretense of having plot and characters
we weren't interested in the sex or nudity, we wanted to laugh at terrible acting and directing and writing